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Anyone have any dish. I know they're not the most famous or handsome but something about Matt Pike does it for me.

Wow, there's hope for us all.

hahahahahahah yes there is. If that man can get laid by pretty girls then the world is a wonderful place. It doesn't hurt that he plays a nine string guitar.

They're one of the best bands in the world so yeah, they deserve the good puss.

I've met him a couple of times and he seems like a complete sweetheart. I know he has a rep as a nutcase but that side of him was not on show. He told me he thought I was beautiful and introduced himself - then did the same thing 20 mins later, not remembering that we had met.

About a year and a half later, he walked up to me at a festival and introduced himself to me and, when I said we had met before, apologised profusely and said he had a terrible memory.

One of the girls I was with was into him and was trying to chat him up while they watched another band (I was off watching Kiss at the time) but he wasn't too bothered about her.

hahahahahah the memory story is amazing

That is the most stoner shit I've ever heard

Sounds like a fuckin' retard to me.