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He's HOT







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He's tremendously narci, even worse than Nikki Sixx. And bi.

I second that. What a turn off...

Thats sad. I listen to his radio/internet show and he seems sweet.

But yea deff a turn off

All gossip aside, he is one hell of a guitar player! Definitely one of my all time favs; I'd sure love to hear some new funky peppers style riffs! Or something else new for that matter. So versatile, everything is amazing about his music.

jonah wrote:All gossip aside, he is one hell of a guitar player! Definitely one of my all time favs; I'd sure love to hear some new funky peppers style riffs! Or something else new for that matter. So versatile, everything is amazing about his music.

He's actually a very very ordinary guitar player

Well, ya try to point out nice things about people... I guess that's three strikes against Dave

Admittedly, I'm no guitar connoisseur but I still like it!

He got JMFL her name tattooed on the lower part of one of his arms.

He also has CE on his chest. I've been married for 21 years and I still don't have my husband's name inked on me...only my favorite bands, movies, etc. I tease him about it all the time.

Barb wrote:He also has CE on his chest. I've been married for 21 years and I still don't have my husband's name inked on me...only my favorite bands, movies, etc. I tease him about it all the time.

Some people put notches on their bedposts...

...He likes tattooing people's initials on his body.

Different strokes for different folks LOL

I used to think Dave Navarro was hot until I saw him suck Perry Farrell's dick on stage.

It was not the dick sucking..it was who's dick it was.

Since then everytime I see his face I gag.

vanitybinge wrote:There was a comedian once who made a joke about a guy in a club who had "a ponytail, a hat, singlasses, earings, and a goatee" and he told the guy "Youve got too much SHIT on your FACE! That's what I think of when I see Potato Head Navarro.

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!" - Mitch Hedberg -

Ions wrote:

vanitybinge wrote:There was a comedian once who made a joke about a guy in a club who had "a ponytail, a hat, singlasses, earings, and a goatee" and he told the guy "Youve got too much SHIT on your FACE! That's what I think of when I see Potato Head Navarro.

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!" - Mitch Hedberg -

I LOVED HIM!!