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Would you?
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Yes. And yes.

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Excuse me for being clueless, but who's the second man?

Blowing him would be bittersweet with that creepy devil face tattooed on his belly :lol:
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no and no
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Excuse me for being clueless, but who's the second man?

Blowing him would be bittersweet with that creepy devil face tattooed on his belly :lol:

That's Ben Falghoust of Black Metal band Goatwhore. Not as big as some of the others in Black metal, but gettin there.

The tattoo.. not what I'd be looking at. Is nice to see a man with a smooth toned stomach..he prob woulda been better off getting his own face tattooed there. Better viewing
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Ben's an awesome frontman and Goatwhore is a great live band. Seeing as how I'm a hetero dude, my answer would be "would not", but I can see some of you non-fixated on hair/sleeze guys liking him for being so tall, the hair, etc.
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Ben's an awesome frontman and Goatwhore is a great live band. Seeing as how I'm a hetero dude, my answer would be "would not",

Oh just admit it... You'd hit that... for 1 night.

You forgot to mention the eyes :wink: And body.
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Nah, I appreciate soft curves, hips, boobies...you get the picture. :) A female friend of mine knows the Goatwhore guys (she goes waaaaaay back with Sammy Duet) and she adores Ben for those reasons you mentioned.
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RanchGirl82 wrote: That's Ben Falghoust of Black Metal band Goatwhore. Not as big as some of the others in Black metal, but gettin there.
I think Ben's pretty much asexual.
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May I ask whether you mean "tri-sexual", or just uninterested in sex?
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1. Not

2. Hot
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They're both decent, but there are hotter men in different metal bands in my opinion.
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SuchaDelite wrote:
RanchGirl82 wrote: That's Ben Falghoust of Black Metal band Goatwhore. Not as big as some of the others in Black metal, but gettin there.
I think Ben's pretty much asexual.
Curious as to where you got that impression from? He seemed pretty sexual from what I gathered, lol :wink:

He is def not gay- to dispel that old rumour.

toofast-like who? IMO Ben is def one of the sexier guys in black metal.
All these boys are good people- Zack the drummer, Sammy.. cool dudes.
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:no and no
Those are butterface men
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Hahaha.. Y'all are hilarious. You must have high standards which can't be a bad thing. Really high. But who IS hot to you as matter of interest?

What about *this* fine man..
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gypsyblues wrote:First dude has a nice face,however I do not like the Captain Caveman look. What is up with the scruffy crap under the chin?? At least trim it into shape ala Scott Ian.
Yea I can empathise with that. A cleaner looking face is nice. But that's the only thing wrong with him.
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HAIRFORCEONE wrote:no and no
I agree. Not one for guys with long hair.
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RanchGirl82 wrote:Hahaha.. Y'all are hilarious. You must have high standards which can't be a bad thing. Really high. But who IS hot to you as matter of interest?
Babe, forget all these assholes and help me to put the x in the sex.

Quality you can taste.

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