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The fact that you're even asking that question leads me to believe you are going to be very lonely. I would get used to internet porn.

Any girl who's uncool about anything, is not worth the time, if a girl likes you enough, she won't freak out over that shit..

If she's uncomfortable with the location, she's not going to do anything with you.

HAILS MANOWARRIOR – LOVE THE NYM, BROTHER
BUT I DIGRESS
THE LAST TIME I BONED A BROAD IN HER PARENTS' HOME?
I'D LIKELY HAVE TO CLIMB INTO THE WABAC MACHINE WITH MISTER PEABODY AND HIS BOY SHERMAN TO PINPOINT THE EXACT DATE – HOWEVER, I WOULD HAZARD A GUESS THAT IT WAS MANY, MANY MOONS AGO
IN OTHER WORDS
THAT BIG BUREAUCRATIC BUMBLER GERALD 'PRATFALL' FORD WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE HELM AT THE TIME
AND I'LL ADD
ANY HORNY SKIRT THAT IS JONESING TO WRAP HER LIPS AROUND YOUR GRADE A FATBACK BACONATOR ISN'T GOING TO CARE A WHOLE LOT WHERE YOU TAKE HER, PROVIDED THAT UPON ARRIVAL YOU IMMEDIATELY DROP TROU SO SHE CAN COMMENCE WITH THE SUCKAGE AND FUCKAGE
FURTHERMORE
A SWANKY HOTEL IS A FINE LOCATION FOR HER SWORD SWALLOWING AND OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL-WINNING AERIAL FUCKNASTICS PERFORMANCE
DON'T FLINCH ON THE PRICE OF THE ROOM – THE NICER THE SUITE, THE GREATER THE LIKELIHOOD THAT CONSUELA WILL BE BY THE FOLLOWING MORNING TO HAPPILY CLEAN UP THE FALLOUT FROM YOUR HANKY-PANKY HODGEPODGE
IN CONCLUSION
WHETHER YOU ARE A-PUMPIN' AND A-SWEATIN' IN COVERT FASHION DOWN IN HER FAMILY'S BASEMENT, KEEPING HER MUZZLED SO YOU DON'T END UP WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE VASECTOMY COURTESY OF A HIGHLY-PISSED DADDY-O
OR
YOU'RE AGGRESSIVELY BANGING HER NOGGIN AGAINST THE HEADBOARD OF THE KING HENRY VII TRUNDLE IN YOUR HIGH-END SUITE, KEEPING THE NICE RETIRED COUPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL AWAKE IN HORROR
LEAVE THAT GLORIOUS PUSSY WET, SPENT, AND BEGGING FOR MORE

That's AWESOME advice! Did you learn that after the song "Warlord"?

any where , just dont knock one back because its one you dont get and can never make it back up . thats the only bit of advice i can give you all








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ManOwaRrior wrote:That's AWESOME advice! Did you learn that after the song "Warlord"?

'WARLORD' DOES, INDEED, CONTAIN SEVERAL MANOWAR AXIOMS – OUR CREED, OUR CATECHISM, IF YOU WILL
IN OTHER WORDS
'TAKE WHAT I WANT AND I GO WHERE I PLEASE' AND 'GOT THE WORLD RIGHT BY THE BALLS'
AND, OF COURSE
'NEVER GOT A SHORTAGE OF GIRLS TO SHARE MY SEAT'
TO PARAPHRASE JOHN HANCOCK AND HIS FELLOW FOUNDING FATHER WARRIORS – 'THESE ARE THE TRUTHS MY BROTHERS AND I HOLD TO BE SELF-EVIDENT'
AND I'LL ADD
GETTING BACK TO THE CRUX OF MY OPENING SALVO, 'PLEASURE SLAVE' NICELY SUMMARIZES OUR MACHO/SEXIST/VIKING/WARRIOR/BRUTISHLY AUSTRALOPITHECAN OUTLOOK TOWARDS THE FAIRER SEX
CASE IN POINT:


'WOMAN, COME HERE
REMOVE YOUR GARMENTS
KNEEL BEFORE ME
PLEASE ME'


WE DON’T BEAT AROUND THE BUSH WHEN IT COMES TO OUR CARNAL DESIRES – WE GRAB THAT BUSH BY ITS LABIA MENORA AND PILLAGE AWAY
AND THE CONCILIATORY JEZEBELS ALWAYS COME BACK, PLEADING FOR MORE

ERIC ADAMS wrote:HAILS MANOWARRIOR – LOVE THE NYM, BROTHER
BUT I DIGRESS
THE LAST TIME I BONED A BROAD IN HER PARENTS' HOME?
I'D LIKELY HAVE TO CLIMB INTO THE WABAC MACHINE WITH MISTER PEABODY AND HIS BOY SHERMAN TO PINPOINT THE EXACT DATE – HOWEVER, I WOULD HAZARD A GUESS THAT IT WAS MANY, MANY MOONS AGO
IN OTHER WORDS
THAT BIG BUREAUCRATIC BUMBLER GERALD 'PRATFALL' FORD WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE HELM AT THE TIME
AND I'LL ADD
ANY HORNY SKIRT THAT IS JONESING TO WRAP HER LIPS AROUND YOUR GRADE A FATBACK BACONATOR ISN'T GOING TO CARE A WHOLE LOT WHERE YOU TAKE HER, PROVIDED THAT UPON ARRIVAL YOU IMMEDIATELY DROP TROU SO SHE CAN COMMENCE WITH THE SUCKAGE AND FUCKAGE
FURTHERMORE
A SWANKY HOTEL IS A FINE LOCATION FOR HER SWORD SWALLOWING AND OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL-WINNING AERIAL FUCKNASTICS PERFORMANCE
DON'T FLINCH ON THE PRICE OF THE ROOM – THE NICER THE SUITE, THE GREATER THE LIKELIHOOD THAT CONSUELA WILL BE BY THE FOLLOWING MORNING TO HAPPILY CLEAN UP THE FALLOUT FROM YOUR HANKY-PANKY HODGEPODGE
IN CONCLUSION
WHETHER YOU ARE A-PUMPIN' AND A-SWEATIN' IN COVERT FASHION DOWN IN HER FAMILY'S BASEMENT, KEEPING HER MUZZLED SO YOU DON'T END UP WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE VASECTOMY COURTESY OF A HIGHLY-PISSED DADDY-O
OR
YOU'RE AGGRESSIVELY BANGING HER NOGGIN AGAINST THE HEADBOARD OF THE KING HENRY VII TRUNDLE IN YOUR HIGH-END SUITE, KEEPING THE NICE RETIRED COUPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL AWAKE IN HORROR
LEAVE THAT GLORIOUS PUSSY WET, SPENT, AND BEGGING FOR MORE

Can MetalSludge have a "like" button????

Ahem...all else aside, I agree with the first girl who answered this question...I suggest you "up your game" and get some money together if you want to get laid. The last time I actually went voluntarily to a guy's house when he still lived with his parents to mess around, this was years ago. Get a nice hotel room a la priceline.com...and you're welcome in advance.

I agree with the ManOwaR creed.. that was inspirational to get advice that awesome. "Warlord" is beyond a song, it's a way of life.

You seem to have made your mind up already, so it's odd that you're asking.
Add me to the list of women who've answered who would bail on a guy if he tried
to take me to his parents' place.

Didn't make up my mind really, but she was down for either.. already hit it.. & will again soon..

I must've gotten really lucky.. I asked if she wanted to go get a room last night & it was her idea not to.. I'd have gladly spent the $ too.. she'd be very worth it.. So far haven't had to.. I'm wondering how the fuck I ever got this lucky honestly..

ManOwaRrior wrote:Just out of curiosity.. would a girl rather be taken to a hotel or someone's parents house to do something... .just wondering.. hotels are fucking expensive..

Just use that window of time you have after school and before your parents get home to tap that shit.

a girl goes up to a boy in a nightclub and says " your place or mine "
the bloke replies " if you want to hassle about it forget it !!!"

Parents' House: Hope you don't get a screamer

Motel, Hotel, Holiday Inn: Scream away

ManOwaRrior wrote:Just out of curiosity.. would a girl rather be taken to a hotel or someone's parents house to do something... .just wondering.. hotels are fucking expensive..

Oh come on, not all hotels are expensive. There's something very special about fucking in a derelict hotel. The screaming drunks, gunshots in the air, and that strange stain on the wall. Plus there's the extra thrill that the meth lab next store might blow up killing you both. Total turn on.

FearsOfGun wrote:

ManOwaRrior wrote:Just out of curiosity.. would a girl rather be taken to a hotel or someone's parents house to do something... .just wondering.. hotels are fucking expensive..

Oh come on, not all hotels are expensive. There's something very special about fucking in a derelict hotel. The screaming drunks, gunshots in the air, and that strange stain on the wall. Plus there's the extra thrill that the meth lab next store might blow up killing you both. Total turn on.

There's also the cheesy factor of it; I've had some amazing sex in hotels. It's sometimes kinda nice not to be "at home" for either of ya.







Plus, who wants to wash the hooker's bloodstains out of the sheets?

Calexxia wrote:

FearsOfGun wrote:

ManOwaRrior wrote:Just out of curiosity.. would a girl rather be taken to a hotel or someone's parents house to do something... .just wondering.. hotels are fucking expensive..

Oh come on, not all hotels are expensive. There's something very special about fucking in a derelict hotel. The screaming drunks, gunshots in the air, and that strange stain on the wall. Plus there's the extra thrill that the meth lab next store might blow up killing you both. Total turn on.

There's also the cheesy factor of it; I've had some amazing sex in hotels. It's sometimes kinda nice not to be "at home" for either of ya.







Plus, who wants to wash the hooker's bloodstains out of the sheets?

Dammit! They told me it was fruit punch!

Errr . . . I mean yeah? Who would want to do that?

Note to FoG: red sheets rule....especially the ones made from thick flannel or t-shirt material.....so ....absorbent...


Jesus jumped-up Christ, I'm treading dangerously close to YD territory!

;

ManOwaRrior wrote:Funny. thing is.. this girl became my girlfriend.. (going on 6 months) & says she wants to get married.. I lucked out big time really.. She's the hottest, & nearly youngest girlfriend I ever had.. by far the most beautiful.. & she still jokes about how I wanted to take her to a hotel that night.. she thought it was weird.. & that she knew she wanted to f**k me..... another funny thing, is I got a bottle of wine that night & she now tells me she didn't wanna get drunk, just laid. Again, never in my life have I been so lucky, but kinda learned a lot from it.

This tale about your right hand is the most disturbing so far...

City Boy Blues wrote:The best thing to do if your parents place is the only option, is to simply lie and say it's your house. It stands a much better chance.

Redman77 wrote:

ManOwaRrior wrote:Just out of curiosity.. would a girl rather be taken to a hotel or someone's parents house to do something... .just wondering.. hotels are fucking expensive..

Just use that window of time you have after school and before your parents get home to tap that shit.

get ready, ur kids are about to do it to u too once they start fucking in a few years

Parents house is best! Mom can make pancakes after!

Most broads love hotels. However a chick once told me that fucking in a hotel made her feel like a prostitute, especially if it is a guy she just met. Each lady has her own individual preference. Try to learn what makes her comfortable as you work toward gettin' all up in dat.

An adult man that still lives with his parents is not sexy at all. Sorry fellas.

I have my own place, but always take em back to my parents house. Ha. Really due if you live at home get a room. Don't put your parents or girl thru that and make yourself look like a puss.