Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Frankenstein or Phil Varone?


The Botox and facelift has pulled his upper lip back.
His new hair plugs and dye job do look natural no?
Those big white denture implants are weird.

Looks like
teeth implants
hair plugs
Botox
Facelift
hair dye
Cheek implants
lip injections

Londonsaintjames wrote:Looks like
teeth implants
hair plugs
Botox
Facelift
hair dye
Cheek implants
lip injections

Not very "rock n' roll" to be sure, but I think that's also a shitty picture. He's making a silly face, right?


...Right?

I've never found Phil Varone attractive whatsoever. Plastic surgery makes him 10x worse.

he looks like fucking Frankenstein

and his little hoe, thinks he is going to stay faithful

Jesus I love a good train wreck.


Anyway.. Varone boy is is going to Marry this big titty minkie
She's been sporting a dinky cheap looking engagement ring .
Hasn't she ever heard, can't turn a whore into a house wife.
Check number 2, he has a young son he abandon and doesn't raise.

She has been gushing how much she loves Varone and wants to spend her life with him.
She just might be illiterate not to read the shit he tells women on Facebook.
Meanwhile he is all over Facebook trying to get hookups with fans and groupies.
One groupie bitch was texting him and shit, he took down those Facebook messages fast.
He then retorted, he was a comedian and isn't serious.

Little miss future wifeee better check his texting activities.

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:

Londonsaintjames wrote:Looks like
teeth implants
hair plugs
Botox
Facelift
hair dye
Cheek implants
lip injections

not true.to damn expensive for him to do all that.

Londonsaintjames wrote:Jesus I love a good train wreck.


Anyway.. Varone boy is is going to Marry this big titty minkie
She's been sporting a dinky cheap looking engagement ring .
Hasn't she ever heard, can't turn a whore into a house wife.
Check number 2, he has a young son he abandon and doesn't raise.

She has been gushing how much she loves Varone and wants to spend her life with him.
She just might be illiterate not to read the shit he tells women on Facebook.
Meanwhile he is all over Facebook trying to get hookups with fans and groupies.
One groupie bitch was texting him and shit, he took down those Facebook messages fast.
He then retorted, he was a comedian and isn't serious.

Little miss future wifeee better check his texting activities.

Dude...I wanna see! lol!!
Ok, so this skanky ass bitch I used to know...had a 3some with Varone and this new "fiancee" of his. So, I'm sure this chick prolly is Bi.

Oh yeah...and that ring she is wearing, looks like it came out of a candy machine. No shit. WTG Varone. Stay Klassy!!!

fucks sake, I got nothing better to do then bag on Varone and his desperate life

1. Varone's "future joke wife" has money and a big set of saggy tits.
She works and provides for him, so he can afford hair implants and surgery.
He drives her new BMW and sits home all day jacking off while she works like 10 jobs, he admitted it.

2. Varone has been drinking/partying again, he didn't stay sober for very long

3. You can highly suspect he is still a swinger and is in a open relationship.

yeah all of this is not true. He is 100% natural and ages well.

well.. well. if it ain't Stefanie Heminger

Londonsaintjames wrote:well.. well. if it ain't Stefanie Heminger

Don't ya know she's close personal friends with every rock star she's ever met at every bar on the Sunset Strip?

Stefanie Heeeeeeeeeeeminger

I thought she was retarded before, she has a retreated look about her
Now coming on here and defending Varone
has completely confirmed she is mentally challenged


Heeeeeeeeeeeminger would know if Varone had some upgrades, her bazzomes have seen several surgeries that require a bike tire pump at the end of every day