I just found out this afternoon in some entertainment magazine that Slash filed for divorce from Perla. Here are some article links:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/201 ... -22525589/
http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 81,00.html
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/164682 ... tory.jhtml
Slash files for divorce...
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I was a little shocked to hear that too they seemed happy but you never know!!
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Really? Like when you were all out to dinner at Spago last week? Or was when it you guys shared that vaction estate for a week in Costa Rica?patba81 wrote:I was a little shocked to hear that too they seemed happy
Dying to hear more inside scoop about when they seemed happy.
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I DINED AT SPAGO WITH SLASH AND HIS ZAFTIG BRIDE A COUPLE YEARS AGO
ALL WAS GOING SEEMINGLY WELL UNTIL I MADE AN ERRANT CUT OF THE PRIME CÔTE DE BOEUF WITH MY 8” WÜSTHOF CULINAR® CARVING KNIFE AND A GRISTLE MISSILE FLEW ACROSS THE TABLE, PROMPTLY LODGING ITSELF IN PERLA'S FUPA
RATHER THAN ASSISTING HIS MATE WITH THE ARDUOUS TASK OF ITS EXTRACTION, HE BURST OUT LAUGHING THEN ASKED IF SHE INTENDED TO LET IT MARINATE IN HER 'GUNT AU JUS'
BY THE TIME POLICE ARRIVED SHE HAD MERCILESSLY TITTY SLAPPED HIM AND PULLED OUT A FISTFUL OF HIS HAIR EXTENSIONS – THEY CONTINUED EXCHANGING COLORFUL BARBS AS THEY WERE LED AWAY IN HANDCUFFS
NATURALLY, I HAD MOVED TO ANOTHER TABLE, WHERE I SAT ENJOYING MY 'CHOCOLATE PURSE' BONNE BOUCHE – A CRISPY, SOUFFLÉED CRÊPE FILLED WITH GANACHE AND SPRINKLED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
ALL WAS GOING SEEMINGLY WELL UNTIL I MADE AN ERRANT CUT OF THE PRIME CÔTE DE BOEUF WITH MY 8” WÜSTHOF CULINAR® CARVING KNIFE AND A GRISTLE MISSILE FLEW ACROSS THE TABLE, PROMPTLY LODGING ITSELF IN PERLA'S FUPA
RATHER THAN ASSISTING HIS MATE WITH THE ARDUOUS TASK OF ITS EXTRACTION, HE BURST OUT LAUGHING THEN ASKED IF SHE INTENDED TO LET IT MARINATE IN HER 'GUNT AU JUS'
BY THE TIME POLICE ARRIVED SHE HAD MERCILESSLY TITTY SLAPPED HIM AND PULLED OUT A FISTFUL OF HIS HAIR EXTENSIONS – THEY CONTINUED EXCHANGING COLORFUL BARBS AS THEY WERE LED AWAY IN HANDCUFFS
NATURALLY, I HAD MOVED TO ANOTHER TABLE, WHERE I SAT ENJOYING MY 'CHOCOLATE PURSE' BONNE BOUCHE – A CRISPY, SOUFFLÉED CRÊPE FILLED WITH GANACHE AND SPRINKLED WITH POWDERED SUGAR
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The only thing that would have made that scenario better would have been you smearing the ganache on me and slowly licking it off. Oh, and me nibbling the artfully balanced raspberry off of the tip of your cock.
I do hope they didn't forget the raspberry.
I do hope they didn't forget the raspberry.
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FRESH RASPBERRIES WERE INCLUDED TO OFFSET THE OBSCENE RICHNESS OF THE CHOCOLATE
AND I'LL ADD
SORBET WAS ALSO PROVIDED AS A PALATE BALANCER
MON CHÉRI, I WOULDST EAGERLY AND STRATEGICALLY SMEAR THE MOUTHWATERING GANACHE ACROSS YOUR EXQUISITE FORM WITH MY RUGGED, KODIAK PAWS – AND DELIGHT AT THE PIQUANT AMALGAMATION OF IT WITH YOUR SILKY PURSE AS IT DANCED ON MY TONGUE
FURTHERMORE
MY MOUNTAINOUS MUSHROOM CAP AFFORDS ENOUGH ARTFUL REAL ESTATE FOR AT LEAST A BAKER'S DOZEN OF SAID DELECTABLE RASPBERRIES, BESTOWING UPON YOU AN AFTERNOON OF GLORIOUS TIP NIBBLING
AS FOR THE SORBET, I'M SURE AN ADVENTURESOME LASS SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD COME UP WITH SEVERAL CREATIVE USES FOR IT
AND I'LL ADD
SORBET WAS ALSO PROVIDED AS A PALATE BALANCER
MON CHÉRI, I WOULDST EAGERLY AND STRATEGICALLY SMEAR THE MOUTHWATERING GANACHE ACROSS YOUR EXQUISITE FORM WITH MY RUGGED, KODIAK PAWS – AND DELIGHT AT THE PIQUANT AMALGAMATION OF IT WITH YOUR SILKY PURSE AS IT DANCED ON MY TONGUE
FURTHERMORE
MY MOUNTAINOUS MUSHROOM CAP AFFORDS ENOUGH ARTFUL REAL ESTATE FOR AT LEAST A BAKER'S DOZEN OF SAID DELECTABLE RASPBERRIES, BESTOWING UPON YOU AN AFTERNOON OF GLORIOUS TIP NIBBLING
AS FOR THE SORBET, I'M SURE AN ADVENTURESOME LASS SUCH AS YOURSELF COULD COME UP WITH SEVERAL CREATIVE USES FOR IT
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MitziDupree wrote:Really? Like when you were all out to dinner at Spago last week? Or was when it you guys shared that vaction estate for a week in Costa Rica?patba81 wrote:I was a little shocked to hear that too they seemed happy
Dying to hear more inside scoop about when they seemed happy.
They always seemed happy on TV especially on that E special Rockstar Wives. They always looked happy but I guess they weren't since they are getting a divorce. its not like I know them just making assumptions from seeing them on tv.
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Everyone thought my ex and I were as happy and well-matched as peanut butter and chocolate (Reeses Pieces). You never know what's going on inside a relationship unless you're in it.patba81 wrote:MitziDupree wrote:They always seemed happy on TV especially on that E special Rockstar Wives. They always looked happy but I guess they weren't since they are getting a divorce. its not like I know them just making assumptions from seeing them on tv.
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That is true!
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They are very mismatched. Perla seems to LOVE the spotlight and the Hollywood red carpets, gliz and glamour shit. Slash is a quiet dude, he don't really give a shit about all the fame and crap that goes with it.
She also seems maybe like a bitch? maybe? yeah.
She also seems maybe like a bitch? maybe? yeah.
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