Metal Sludge Gossip Board

I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....

SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....

I have no idea first hand, but it would be hilarious if it was Vince Neil or Fred Durst!

I seem to recall a photo of Billie Joe from Green Day and it was microscopic.

SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....

Fag.

Be careful what you ask here, Sanity! You might get pics!

Haha I don't even remember posting this. Man I must've been wasted.

Oh and Red. No thanks I don't smoke.........Tosser.

I've heard Billie Joe from Green Day or Jesse James Dupree from Jackyl have the smallest penii in the world of rock

WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK OF ALL TIME...PETE FUCKING STEELE!

Here you go Sanity:-

http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.ph ... &Itemid=54

Redman77 wrote:

SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....

Fag.

THIS

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

Redman77 wrote:

SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....

Fag.

THIS

Yeah. You got me sussed

According to the Penis Chart, Jack Russell pretty much has a mushroom cap.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.

Jake Yonkel?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.

Now see Chapstick, now that I can swallow. Tommy Lee is way too fucking big and I could never fit his whole cock inside my mouth, but see if a guy is well hung, like a tube of Chapstick, now that I could swallow whole. I need a penis that does not make me gag, when shoved down my throat. Nothing wrong with a small knob.

Yes there is and you know it.

tom kuntfer because he's secretly a woman

Take it for what it's worth but "Sweet" Connie, the groupie from Little Rock, AK that's banged way more rock "stars" than any of you, has always said Peter Frampton was the smallest she ever saw....Huey Lewis the largest.

One of my friends fucked Wes from hed(p.e.) before he was in hed and said he was teeny tiny. This took place at a party I was having and they were in and out of the room in 5 mins. I'd been hearing about this for a while as he was quite the slut and left a string of frustrated females in his broke-ass wake.

Rumour has it that ERIC ADAMS has a tiny knob.

Dude, give it up.

It's not actually him.

rattfan wrote:

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.

Now see Chapstick, now that I can swallow. Tommy Lee is way too fucking big and I could never fit his whole cock inside my mouth, but see if a guy is well hung, like a tube of Chapstick, now that I could swallow whole. I need a penis that does not make me gag, when shoved down my throat. Nothing wrong with a small knob.

Ah, but see....that's part of the fun. Hook up with a guy who has a huge cock, get on with him nice, and challenge yourself to damn near swallow the thing. That's how I roll. I only play with the big boys. Ask Eric Adams. Hehehe.

keith Nelson from buck cherry. surprisingly very very tiny

Sweet Connie stated on the Howard Stern show that Peter Frampton has the smallest dick in Rock.
That whore should know she's famous for sucking cock .

Sanity Clause's mind does not turn to dick when he gets drunk.

His mind is always on the dick.

He just posts about it when he's drunk.

Fucking faggot.

You shut your whore mouth. Don't talk about Sanity that way, or I'll sic my honey badger on you.


Faggot.

Kristi Vanian wrote:You shut your whore mouth. Don't talk about Sanity that way, or I'll sic my honey badger on you.


Faggot.

Ummm....when you say honey badger is that a euphemism?

Kiss Crue wrote:Sanity Clause's mind does not turn to dick when he gets drunk.

His mind is always on the dick.

He just posts about it when he's drunk.

Fucking faggot.

And yet here's you clicking on a thread about cock.