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read etty's facebook. She actually seems very sweet. you just hatin
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What the fuck is a Heffa?
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Someone who can't spell Phil Collins
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I just.........






You know. Fuck it.
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I'm a little gelus. Duff and Perry Farrell are pretty hot.
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Lol. Warm leatherette. Its so easy to troll you. Go take your meds.
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MitziDupree wrote:What the fuck is a Heffa?
I think it's a cow?
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No, that would be heifer.

Although that may be how it's spelled after putting it through the ebonicslator.

She could have possibly been trying to spell Hoffa, in the hopes that all of her foes would be mysteriously disappeared.

Or, with her fascinating hatred for any woman that has been laid or achieved notoriety, perhaps she was trying to spell Heffna, as an homage to our old pal Hugh.

She could consider us (and with the beatdowns she regularly takes it's not surprising) all Hamas, and was attempting to allude to our Israeli terrorist actions by calling us Haifa.


Her brain has obviously been put through a Salad Spinner, so lord only knows what she's trying to say. Ever.
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Judging from her posts that I have read she apparently has the literacy level of a severely retarded gerbil. She actually makes me miss Cherokee Pony.
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Actually as crazy as she was and as easy as a target as she was at least she was semi-literate and you could reasonable understand her whacked out ramblings. You on the other hand, make a brain damaged, in bred, Appalachian who has never seen the inside of a school room seem like a Rhodes scholar.[color]
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warmleatherette wrote:With all jokes aside, who doesn't miss Cherokee Pony? Majority of the people on this board poke fun of her ass on a daily basis. Eventhough they are similar to Cherokee Pony poor fat asses who haven't been fucked in ages and wanting to get gastric bypass.
I'm sorry - I don't keep up with this board. I've missed the thread where you've posted the pictures of your (obviously) beautiful self posing with all the rocker boys you've slain.

Link, please?
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Google a Picture of Josie Stevens. She looks like a blowup doll on Acid. SO gross. Her tits could not get any bigger. she looks straight up fucked.!
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Anyone who has posted here for any length of time is familiar with Josie. :lol:
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Anyone who has posted here for any length of time is familiar with Josie. :lol:
"Familiar." That's scary. that bitch is just scary as all fuck.
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The smartest thing that ever came out of Josie's mouth was Jizzy's cock.
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MitziDupree wrote:The smartest thing that ever came out of Josie's mouth was Jizzy's cock.

ORLY???
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They were married.
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never knew...Jizzy was ever married. wow. he's got amazing taste in women. :D
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I can't believe Steve Stevens is stupid enough to marry Josie... wonder how it feels to have a wife who's fucked the whole scene... and people love to say "rock stars don't marry groupies."
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HAHA! I'm going to ask ESG if he still has any of those old photoshops of her.
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When does this catastrophe start to air?
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This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
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OMG, it's that Josie? I remember her from the 90s when her "modeling" website was part of a webring that included Yvette Nelson and chicks of that ilk. I don't think i would have recognized her as a blonde.

And really, Billy Duffy and Steve Stevens????? These guys haven't rocked since the 80s, what makes E! think that we'll care about their wives and their fame-whoring? Duff and Perry may have slid off the fame charts too, but they at least were associated with a couple of legendary bands twenty plus years ago. Must be strange for them to write and record new music on a daily basis only to go out on tour and have audiences only want to hear songs you recorded in 1987.

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Aquanetsuperhold wrote:This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
Psh... Chelsea has principles. She wont have those whores. they prolly won't make it past episode 3!
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nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles.
Puff puff pass, because you are obviously smoking something. Chelsea is a total famewhore and would interview a used condom if she thought it would help her career.
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nycrue wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:This is on E! so I can't wait for their appearance on Chelsea Lately. Talk about trainwreck! She will eat Josie alive!
Psh... Chelsea has principles. She wont have those whores. they prolly won't make it past episode 3!
She's dating 50 Cent, doesn't strike me especially principled.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
nycrue wrote:Psh... Chelsea has principles.
Puff puff pass, because you are obviously smoking something. Chelsea is a total famewhore and would interview a used condom if she thought it would help her career.
This.
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