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From Entertainment Weekly:
"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
Sounds to me like she's talking perverted like the pig she is to get yet another man's attention.
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soul sister wrote:From Entertainment Weekly:
"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
Sounds to me like she's talking perverted like the pig she is to get yet another man's attention.
Caught his attention then, if you are correct.
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MetalAlive wrote:
soul sister wrote:From Entertainment Weekly:
"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
Sounds to me like she's talking perverted like the pig she is to get yet another man's attention.
Caught his attention then, if you are correct.
Acting like a pig is her MO to get attention; with Brad she got under the covers nude in a scene with him.
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You sound jealous.

And lonelyl.

Like a Dane Cook fan.
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soul sister wrote:
MetalAlive wrote:
soul sister wrote:From Entertainment Weekly:
"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
Sounds to me like she's talking perverted like the pig she is to get yet another man's attention.
Caught his attention then, if you are correct.
Acting like a pig is her MO to get attention; with Brad she got under the covers nude in a scene with him.
Wow you really are a prude. Or just a jennifer aniston fan
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:
soul sister wrote:Acting like a pig is her MO to get attention; with Brad she got under the covers nude in a scene with him.
Wow you really are a prude. Or just a jennifer aniston fan
No, just calling it as I see it. If it walks, talks and acts like a slut.
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I bet you'd get in bed naked with Dane Cook.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I bet you'd get in bed naked with Dane Cook.
The difference is I have respect for myself, my relationships, and others' relationships.
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Sure you would, Mother Theresa. :lol:

If Dane Cook came to your door with his dick in his had, you wouldn't scream "OMFG, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, DISRESPECTFUL!!!1" and slam the door - you'd fucking jump on it. In fact, I'm betting you'd eat Dane Cook's girlfriend's snatch just to get a taste of his wiener.
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soul sister wrote:"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
You know, particularly when you're talking about humor, the word "perverse" doesn't necessarily apply to sexual things. If used in that context it usually has to be clarified by saying specifically "sexually perverse", otherwise it can be taken to simply mean "contrarian" or "contradictory".

It just means that somebody tends to see things in an unconventional way.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Sure you would, Mother Theresa. :lol:

If Dane Cook came to your door with his dick in his had, you wouldn't scream "OMFG, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, DISRESPECTFUL!!!1" and slam the door - you'd fucking jump on it. In fact, I'm betting you'd eat Dane Cook's girlfriend's snatch just to get a taste of his wiener.
You're a nasty pig.
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soul sister wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Sure you would, Mother Theresa. :lol:

If Dane Cook came to your door with his dick in his had, you wouldn't scream "OMFG, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, DISRESPECTFUL!!!1" and slam the door - you'd fucking jump on it. In fact, I'm betting you'd eat Dane Cook's girlfriend's snatch just to get a taste of his wiener.
You're a nasty pig.
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I'm no brown noser, but you do realize you cannot be a mental midget if you want to get into it with her, right?

"You, like, totally suck" or "You're a nasty ol' poopypants" isn't really going to cut it -- or so I've gathered from my extensive lurking on MS.
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:I'm no brown noser, but you do realize you cannot be a mental midget if you want to get into it with her, right?
Oh please. There's nothing more pathetic than a gender-confused white knight coming to the rescue of someone who doesn't need their help.

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soul sister wrote:You're a nasty pig.

And you're an uptight lonely spinster with a tomb for a pussy.

In other words, go fuck yourself - someone needs to.

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exitflagger wrote:
soul sister wrote:"...she has an incredibly perverse sense of humour".
You know, particularly when you're talking about humor, the word "perverse" doesn't necessarily apply to sexual things. If used in that context it usually has to be clarified by saying specifically "sexually perverse", otherwise it can be taken to simply mean "contrarian" or "contradictory".

It just means that somebody tends to see things in an unconventional way.
This. She's a weird chick. Have you ever seen interviews with her? She likes to challenge the norm by being abstract.
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Angie's a nasty pig who tried to get Johnny Depp to replace Brad Pitt and failed miserably because Depp sees her for the psychotic bony-ass freak she really is. He said that kissing her is boring and doesn't want her at all. He loves his baby mama. Too bad for Brad. He's stuck with the manipulative slut.
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Man, I'm so glad we have credible witnesses here so we all know what's REALLY going on. Wouldn't want to rely on the imaginations of housewives of anything.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Man, I'm so glad we have credible witnesses here so we all know what's REALLY going on. Wouldn't want to rely on the imaginations of housewives of anything.


The term "housewives" implies that these lonely psychos are married.
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MotleyMaiden wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Man, I'm so glad we have credible witnesses here so we all know what's REALLY going on. Wouldn't want to rely on the imaginations of housewives of anything.
The term "housewives" implies that these lonely psychos are married.
So true! LOL.
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