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Would You Wear These?

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Absofuckinglutely not.

Thanks for asking, tho.
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No, but I'm sure GoddessFla would love them. Easier access.
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The woman who would wear those also has like 43 stuffed animals in the rear window of her car, speaks baby talk, and loves Hello Kitty. In other words ... Josie Pearl-Stevens.
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Prince would rock that outfit
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Not in a million years.
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If I were still in my teens or early 20's maybe but totally not pink. They remind me of this movie I saw when I was a little kid http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/ and I thought they were the shit.
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To work? Never. To a non-vanilla function? Perhaps.
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Only with a big pair of grandma underwear.
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FearsOfGun wrote:I'm sure GoddessFla would love them.
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BUT I DIGRESS
YOU CHASTE BROADS KILL ME – NONE OF YOU (OUTSIDE OF GRANNY PANTIES RAMPLEMAN), WOULD CLOTHE THY SWEET CHEEKS IN THOSE DERRIERE-DISPLAYING DUNGAREES?
AND I'LL ADD
WHILE YOURS TRULY WOULD NOT CONSIDER WEARING THOSE PINK PANTALOONS, I DO SPORT AN ARRAY OF ASSLESS CHAPS IN MY PERSONAL WARDROBE
WHAT CAN I SAY? SLUTS LIKE TO PLAY GRAB-ASS WITH THEIR LORD, AND I LIKE TO CUT TO THE CHASE
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Re: Would You Wear These?

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No, just because I think it looks dorky. I only wear cool clothes. Maybe if it was a black leather dress, with a heart on the back of my ass, maybe then. Them pants look too weird for my taste.
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Those are hideous.
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saracapri wrote:Only with a big pair of grandma underwear.
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I'd wear them if they were black PVC, but only to play in.
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Can you imagine all the pocket lint (for lack of a better word) you'd catch wearing these? Gross.
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I actually like those. God knows why, but I actually dig those fucking things.
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