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Does anyone know if the penis chart is added to often or is it pretty much a thing of the past? I feel like I haven't seen any new additions since the first time I looked at it years ago. Discuss.
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dated...no real groupies post anymore....
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It hasn't been updated in years. I think the person who did that and the ho bags, is no longer here.
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I have to say......what that chart lists for Marilyn Manson couldn't possibly be correct.
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:I have to say......what that chart lists for Marilyn Manson couldn't possibly be correct.
I didn't believe the post about Jani Lane, either.
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it was stevil and shawn that made it through hearsay and rumor i think i remember someone saying.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:it was stevil and shawn that made it through hearsay and rumor i think i remember someone saying.
So you're say we can tell who Stevie liked and didn't like by the size of their dick? :lol:
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I'd be willing to take it over and "bring it back to life." I think it would be fun reading emails from various people telling their stories and heresays. Besides, we need some new blood on that list :)

Hell, I even submitted a couple of names on the old website/board that were never updated. Plus, you need to change present to past tense on people like Peter Steele, etc.
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The problem is, a lot of musicians know about it now, and will be checking it. That's one of the reasons girls don't share their stories anymore.
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The only entry I have first hand experience with is accurate as far as size goes.
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NativeTampon wrote:I'd be willing to take it over and "bring it back to life." I think it would be fun reading emails from various people telling their stories and heresays. Besides, we need some new blood on that list :)

Hell, I even submitted a couple of names on the old website/board that were never updated. Plus, you need to change present to past tense on people like Peter Steele, etc.
I agree. I think you should bring it back to life...somehow.
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Why not just start a thread? (serious question ...)
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Kristi Vanian wrote:The problem is, a lot of musicians know about it now, and will be checking it. That's one of the reasons girls don't share their stories anymore.
But the info has been viewable to the public for as long as Stevie has had this site up. Not sure why it's such a big issue. If the girls were smart, they'd keep their mouths shut in front of the rockers anyway and keep their own agendas a little more discreet. It's not like the rocker could figure out exactly which groupie from every single city they've toured put the info out there.
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*Twilight* wrote:The only entry I have first hand experience with is accurate as far as size goes.
In addition to 'first hand experience', I know a couple of people on there in a non biblical sense and have also shown it to people who have dated other people on there and all entries are accurate for them.
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