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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
RadGurL3 wrote:I look like a 10 year old girl (down there)!

See ya next Friday!
But don't worry, I'm not into 10 year olds so you're safe from the Rikstik.
Or 100 lb women. Awww damn!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm just wondering how all these guys have ended up with pussy hairs in their teeth. Do you dudes gnaw on her mound or something?
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I have one thing to say, and one only: If you leave the waxing parlor with gashes all over your gash....don't ever go back there again.
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FearsOfGun wrote:I'm just wondering how all these guys have ended up with pussy hairs in their teeth. Do you dudes gnaw on her mound or something?
If you attack like a ravenous dog on a chunk of rawhide...if you really lose yourself in the pussy au pubic poivre, you'll go home with a cuntscented filament goody bag in your mouth - every single time.
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Natural all the way! Can't wait to see both of you tonight!!!

Me and Lisa will both rub up on you! :twisted:
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:Am I the only one on this planet that thinks that bald pussies are fucking creepy? Now don't get me wrong, I don't like that shit looking like Buckwheat in a leglock. Trim it and make it looks neat but bald pussies just look un-developed and fucking pedo.

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Yes, it should be trimmed and kept tidy, but healthy women of child-bearing age (i.e., the ones worth f*cking) have HAIR AROUND THEIR VAGINAS.

There. I said it.

Edit to add: Bald guys, as is de rigeur in porns today, are even grosser.
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motleybelle wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Natural all the way! Can't wait to see both of you tonight!!!

Me and Lisa will both rub up on you! :twisted:

Motleybelle's kickin' it au natural! If only you didn't have tattoos on your tits I just might pounce on you.
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
motleybelle wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Natural all the way! Can't wait to see both of you tonight!!!

Me and Lisa will both rub up on you! :twisted:

Motleybelle's kickin' it au natural! If only you didn't have tattoos on your tits I just might pounce on you.

My tits are quite nice! The tats are just my wildside "cumming" out!! :wink:
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*Twilight* wrote:I said this in another thread, but waxing is the way to go. It feels so smooth.
How does it look? Got any pictures?

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I don't like eating Gorilla Salad. Bald as Mr. Bigglesworth is fine by me!
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Hair holds in unwanted scents. Bald tastes like honey!
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That look might work for you fine-haired Anglos and the like. Otherwise, is a 5 O'clock shadow on the nethers really attractive?
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I prefer to look like a woman and not like a 9 years old little girl. So, shaving- yes, but not completely.
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dianah wrote:I prefer to look like a woman and not like a 9 years old little girl. So, shaving- yes, but not completely.
How much do you weigh and do you have tattoos on your tits?
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Olds_71_442 wrote:Hair holds in unwanted scents. Bald tastes like honey!
Agreed. A shaven sausage wallet is a little slice of heaven.
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My tits are quite nice! The tats are just my wildside "cumming" out!! :wink:[/quote]
What makes you think that you an appealing bosom ?
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Shaven. I like it nice and clean. :-P Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...
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Guess I'm in the minority...My growing up in the 80s made me more of a "bush" man. :)
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ALMOSTsaved wrote:Guess I'm in the minority...My growing up in the 80s made me more of a "bush" man. :)
So you like being a jungle explorer? :lol:

I remember sticking a hand in my 2nd boyfriend's pants... That bush there was a major turn off. (But it was his ridiculous shyness that fucked it up eventually. Shy men? SAD.)
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I didn't say I was into Sasquatch....Nor would I ever allow my own area to qualify as such.
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fastermetallicat wrote:
rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
fastermetallicat wrote:I tried shaving everything off down there...hated it. Didn't like the way it looked or the way it felt. And I have sensitive skin so then when it grows back it's nasty. I just keep it clean and neat. Looks and feels better that way.
How much do you weigh?
I think I weigh too little to qualify for you ;)

Yeah, but if you have big tits I'll make an exception.
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I just want to know if saracapri shaves her twat. Please respond, sara.
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rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:
dianah wrote:I prefer to look like a woman and not like a 9 years old little girl. So, shaving- yes, but not completely.
How much do you weigh and do you have tattoos on your tits?

56 kg, big tits, but no tattoos there :-)
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nage wrote:Shaven. I like it nice and clean. :-P Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...
If thats you in your profile pic then i can see why you're saying such things considering you look 12!
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pieceofme wrote:
nage wrote:Shaven. I like it nice and clean. :-P Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...
If thats you in your profile pic then i can see why you're saying such things considering you look 12!
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SW wrote:
pieceofme wrote:
nage wrote:Shaven. I like it nice and clean. :-P Plus I like guys with as little hair down there as possible so I think it's usually a mutual preference...
If thats you in your profile pic then i can see why you're saying such things considering you look 12!
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I'm a homo because I don't like 12 year old girls. Interesting logic.
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