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well, is he?

NO

...unless he's standing in a room that's 90 degrees with that hoodie on.....

THAT 'MILLARD FILLMORE IN A WIND TUNNEL' HAIRDO SMACKS OF CONTEMPTIBLE NONCHALANCE
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT NOUVEAU CLICHÉ LOOK IS HE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
IN OTHER WORDS
BREAD BOX, COTTON CANDY, OR FLOTATION DEVICE? OH MY!
AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?
FURTHERMORE
KUDOS FOR GOING THE ALL CAPS ROUTE, BUT 'ACIDIC' FOR HIS BAND'S NAME?
IT'S LIKE A BASE BATTER OF MALCOLM AND THE MERRY MIDGETS OF AC/DC WITH 80S BELGIAN SPEEDSTERS ACID FOLDED INTO THE MIX
SURE, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE TASTY, BUT THEN YOU SEE THAT TWO OF HIS MUSICAL INFLUENCES ARE GREEN DAY AND DEFTONES AND ALL IT DOES IS LEAVE YOU WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUNGENT DURIAN AND A HELLISH SUNBURN SOMEWHERE ON A MALAYSIAN SHORE

^^ What he said ^^

The hair cut is nice, if not pretty, but its a woman's hairdo. And the color is for someone more mature. The cut would be more suited if he had a roundish face with a sweet expression. Not saying he isn't a nice person, but you know how some people kind of have an innocent and very gentle expression to them for some reason.

He'd look better if he took off his grandma's wig.

No.

No. His hair is horrible.

ERIC ADAMS wrote: AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?

Notwithstanding the bad hair.

He has a nice smile,that's about it.

No, too boyish looking in the face and his hair is awful (like most commented on). He looks like he stepped out of Harry Potter.

ERIC ADAMS wrote:THAT 'MILLARD FILLMORE IN A WIND TUNNEL' HAIRDO SMACKS OF CONTEMPTIBLE NONCHALANCE
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT NOUVEAU CLICHÉ LOOK IS HE TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
IN OTHER WORDS
BREAD BOX, COTTON CANDY, OR FLOTATION DEVICE? OH MY!
AND I'LL ADD
DOES HE THINK THOSE MUCKY DUDS ADORNING HIS WEAK SAUCE PHYSIQUE WILL AUTOCHURN THE CUNTBUTTER IN THE COLLECTIVE VELVET MINESHAFT OF HIS FEMALE FANBASE?
FURTHERMORE
KUDOS FOR GOING THE ALL CAPS ROUTE, BUT 'ACIDIC' FOR HIS BAND'S NAME?
IT'S LIKE A BASE BATTER OF MALCOLM AND THE MERRY MIDGETS OF AC/DC WITH 80S BELGIAN SPEEDSTERS ACID FOLDED INTO THE MIX
SURE, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE TASTY, BUT THEN YOU SEE THAT TWO OF HIS MUSICAL INFLUENCES ARE GREEN DAY AND DEFTONES AND ALL IT DOES IS LEAVE YOU WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUNGENT DURIAN AND A HELLISH SUNBURN SOMEWHERE ON A MALAYSIAN SHORE

Hahahahahaha. Although, The Deftones are one of my fave bands. I digress. THIS.

And, NO. Not in a million years.

MissChelle857 wrote:The Deftones are one of my fave bands.

HOW 'BOUT I GET AROUND YOUR FUR WITH SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF EIGHT AND A HALF BY THREE?
THAT'S FLACCID, BY THE WAY
*FLEXES*

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

MissChelle857 wrote:The Deftones are one of my fave bands.

HOW 'BOUT I GET AROUND YOUR FUR WITH SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF EIGHT AND A HALF BY THREE?
THAT'S FLACCID, BY THE WAY
*FLEXES*

Hahahaha. You got a deal.

I'd rather shag a colostomy bag.

Can't see anything. Looks like Photobucket took the pic down?

The pic of Nikki is nice but other than that.....can't see a damned thing.