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Just wondering if anyone had any recent Taime stories.

Is he easy to hook up with at shows? Does he have a type?

Any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

[quote="withtheband"]Does he have a type? [/quote]



Yes.

Anything with a pulse.

Nice enough guy..... but really?

Where's Lady Jane? she loves that man.

Ask Xrisitian as he always looks to have just been freshly ass fucked with his pouty sissy puss.

He's not into dentists..

Ew ew ew. You don't want to go there.

withtheband wrote:Just wondering if anyone had any recent Taime stories.

Is he easy to hook up with at shows? Does he have a type?

Any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

I have heard from tons of women that he has an "extremely small dick."

melissazombie wrote:

withtheband wrote:Just wondering if anyone had any recent Taime stories.

Is he easy to hook up with at shows? Does he have a type?

Any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

I have heard from tons of women that he has an "extremely small dick."

tons of women?

nycrue wrote:

melissazombie wrote:

withtheband wrote:Just wondering if anyone had any recent Taime stories.

Is he easy to hook up with at shows? Does he have a type?

Any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

I have heard from tons of women that he has an "extremely small dick."

tons of women?

As in weighing?

rikirachtmanstheshit wrote:

^ Somehow I knew that video was gonna make it in this thread....

FATTER PUSSYFAT

that old Taime thread was one of the best the Ho-Board has ever seen.
I read in Pamela Des Barres groupie book of a chick who said cocaine seriously affected his abilities sexually. *cough*

withtheband wrote:Just wondering if anyone had any recent Taime stories.

Is he easy to hook up with at shows? Does he have a type?

Any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

BUMP. in case that girl was still wondering..unless this is her.,
here's some info this chick was his girlfriend not sure how long ago maybe a couple years, now she's marrying Chip ZNuff on the MOR cruise. here's a pic of his ex girlfriend.

EWWWWWW! STOP! Just STOP!!!!

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:A girl announcing she fucked Toupée Downe makes them about as attractive as them telling me they fucked erect rigor mortis cocks in the morgue.

Taime wears a toupee?

Blue wrote:He's not into dentists..

His type--usually women with huge jugs. Has always been obsessed with huge boobs. LOL. Seems to be in a steady relationship now with some woman named Kimberly, I think they’ve been together for about a year so I don’t know if he’s more faithful and domesticated these days or not. I didn’t even know Taime did serious relationships and even more surprising is that this woman seems to be around his age (early 50s). Imagine that, an older man dating someone his own age Lol. Tall, thin blonde (not flat chested but not exactly as big as he usually likes them, so he might be making an exception). Depending on taste she's either hot or looks a bit anorexic. I will say she’s gotten annoying, always posting about him on social media like a lovesick puppy and when he's gone on tour or one of his bike treks (owns a Harley) she's counting the days until he returns home. Not exactly sure what she does for a living but I take it she fancies herself some kind of model, judging by pics she's posted from photo shoots.

Poor Taime, it is shocking how much he’s changed. I see pics of him these days and think to myself that it can’t be possibly be him, that must be Taime’s dad. LOL. Nice enough dude though, from what I hear and seems to be living a full, happy life, so not as miserable or down and out as some want to make him seem. Still playing with FP and travels all over the place in his Harley and people say they always see him out with friends and beautiful ladies (yes, still). Well, before his current gf he'd be out with girls, I guess. Not as heavy anymore although his face is now permanently saggy (which makes him look fat) from age and years of his weight being up and (somewhat) down. That pic might explain why he ended up in the hospital a couple of years back with an absessed tooth and high blood pressure. Yikes. Hopefully taking better care of his oral hygiene these days.

the new girlfriend Kimberly looks like a skeleton coke whore. (eat a sandwich!) whatever, she goes on and on about being "the luckiest girl in the world." Mmmk! at least she is age appropriate, she is in her late 40s I think. and she does not have huge jugs. as for faithfulness, come on we are talking about hair metal guys here. and FP tour like constantly. who knows.

I think it's Insta where there's a pic of her in a bikini and all her ribs are showing.

Well, the faithfulness thing I mentioned because I guess I'm not used to seeing Taime with a serious gf & he's been with this chick for about a year now. I know these guys don't change much & Taime especially admits to still being the same as when he was young, but sometimes when somebody least expects it they meet someone they want to settle down with (at least for a while). But hey, if he still manages to get some action while on tour, I guess good for him. That would probably burst that Kimberly's bubble & get her to stop with her annoying postings about "her man" & being so lucky.

Does he have any known children? emphasis on the known part, lol.... I see he is really good friends with Rikki Rachtman,who lives in North Carolina now...

wannabe22 wrote:I think it's Insta where there's a pic of her in a bikini and all her ribs are showing.

Well, the faithfulness thing I mentioned because I guess I'm not used to seeing Taime with a serious gf & he's been with this chick for about a year now. I know these guys don't change much & Taime especially admits to still being the same as when he was young, but sometimes when somebody least expects it they meet someone they want to settle down with (at least for a while). But hey, if he still manages to get some action while on tour, I guess good for him. That would probably burst that Kimberly's bubble & get her to stop with her annoying postings about "her man" & being so lucky.

I know. Everyone thought Maynard from Tool would never settle down. He apparently use to be the biggest road whore. He now has a wife and a daughter in his late 40's/early 50's.

melissazombie wrote:Does he have any known children? emphasis on the known part, lol.... I see he is really good friends with Rikki Rachtman,who lives in North Carolina now...

None that we've heard of, no. Speaking of Rikki, he too was apparently set on staying single with no kids but he's now with some lady who has a daughter; Rik now claims to love the kid as if she were his own.