Keanu Reeves is 50-years-old today...

IndianaWildflower · Post by **IndianaWildflower** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:55 am

...and still a beautiful, beautiful man.

Man of Tai Chi, 2013

TravisBicklesMohawk · Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:17 pm

Yes, yes he is. And I'd still bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.

fastermetallicat · Post by **fastermetallicat** » Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:21 pm

WyldOrchid5150 · Post by **WyldOrchid5150** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 5:57 am

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:Yes, yes he is. And I'd still bang him like a screen door in a hurricane.

Same here. To this day, every time Point Break comes on I lick the tv screen.

LouDoo · Post by **LouDoo** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:01 pm

TravisBicklesMohawk · Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:44 pm

LouDoo wrote:

It's a Keanu thing. You wouldn't understand it.

Lydia · Post by **Lydia** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:26 am

I was expecting an article about a Sludger being arrested for breaking and entering Keanu's house.

I am disappoint.

Funkychik02 · Post by **Funkychik02** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:23 am

...what Lydia said. you girls are slaaaaaaaaaacking.

IndianaWildflower · Post by **IndianaWildflower** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:47 pm

I was really hoping someone had a good story.

He smiled and waved at me once. That's not a GOOD story.

TravisBicklesMohawk · Post by **TravisBicklesMohawk** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:45 pm

I saw the trailer for his new movie. *drools*

And I've always preferred him with facial hair.

IndianaWildflower · Post by **IndianaWildflower** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:30 pm

Gah, the paps catch him loitering during a smoke and coffee break...

...and he's sex. GOD. DAMN.

Funkychik02 · Post by **Funkychik02** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:49 pm

TravisBicklesMohawk · Post by **TravisBicklesMohawk** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:28 pm

IndianaWildflower wrote:Gah, the paps catch him loitering during a smoke and coffee break...

...and he's sex. GOD. DAMN.

Dear God . . .

And he smokes. Am I the only person on Earth who finds smoking guys hot? In a manner of speaking.

tattooedowl · Post by **tattooedowl** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:27 pm

NIce, apart from the smoking part. It'll catch up with him.