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don't you hate it when a band member is totally hot and the music sucks?
just saw Theory of A Deadman as an opener and god what would I give for a night with the lead singer..... :twisted: :lol:
but their music sucks..
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Spice Girls.
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5FDP
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Black Veil Brides. The music itself is alright, but their singer's voice gets on my nerves. However, I would do naughty things to their drummer! :twisted:
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Decemberunderground era AFI
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melissazombie wrote:don't you hate it when a band member is totally hot and the music sucks?
just saw Theory of A Deadman as an opener and god what would I give for a night with the lead singer..... :twisted: :lol:
but their music sucks..
I agree, because fuck going to their concert with horrible music.
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nycrue wrote:5FDP

YES!!

Details on Ivan Moody needed, por favor....
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MissChelle857 wrote:
nycrue wrote:5FDP

YES!!

Details on Ivan Moody needed, por favor....

I don't know if he still gets with anyone, but I do know that he got with this psycho skank named Tiffany from Denver. That bitch is crazy. Every band hides from her while she stalks their buses. I think she is banned from a bunch of venues and Vinnie Paul kicked her off his tour bus (hahaha). Now she just sucks off a bunch of roadies. She is like 31, but looks about 40 years old. You can hear the crew/security guys on the radio tell everyone not to let "circus tits" backstage. It is hilarious and pathetic.
Rumor has it that Ivan has a restraining order against her, but I don't know if that is entirely true.
I'm sure someone on here knows that skank.

I saw in an interview where he acted like he doesn't like groupies, but don't they all do? He may of changed.. I don't know.. I think he was married at one point? I don't have any recent updates.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Decemberunderground era AFI

yessssss <3 too bad they were never into groupies. :cry:
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melissazombie wrote:
MissChelle857 wrote:
nycrue wrote:5FDP

YES!!

Details on Ivan Moody needed, por favor....

I don't know if he still gets with anyone, but I do know that he got with this psycho skank named Tiffany from Denver. That bitch is crazy. Every band hides from her while she stalks their buses. I think she is banned from a bunch of venues and Vinnie Paul kicked her off his tour bus (hahaha). Now she just sucks off a bunch of roadies. She is like 31, but looks about 40 years old. You can hear the crew/security guys on the radio tell everyone not to let "circus tits" backstage. It is hilarious and pathetic.
Rumor has it that Ivan has a restraining order against her, but I don't know if that is entirely true.
I'm sure someone on here knows that skank.

I saw in an interview where he acted like he doesn't like groupies, but don't they all do? He may of changed.. I don't know.. I think he was married at one point? I don't have any recent updates.

Muchas Gracias!

I was just warned by a certain someone on here that Ivan is a "douchebag supreme". What's also kinda weird is that I've seen/heard of plenty of band guys who will sound off on interviews about how they don't like groupies in order to make themselves sound professional and reputable. 9 times out of 10, this is a cover, for a few specific reasons. I also might be taking a much needed mini Vacay with a girlfriend of mine from Dallas to go see 5FDP on tour in Vegas in Sept. I'll see, I guess.... ;)
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as far as 5FDP goes, I was referring to their guitarist, but dude was into drugs or so I was told. he lives in Vegas so life there must be pretty crazy. he's got a fugly ass mohawk but a year ago was hot. and a semi decent looking girlfriend who is touring along with him in Europe, she must not trust his ass. lol.
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nycrue wrote:as far as 5FDP goes, I was referring to their guitarist, but dude was into drugs or so I was told. he lives in Vegas so life there must be pretty crazy. he's got a fugly ass mohawk but a year ago was hot. and a semi decent looking girlfriend who is touring along with him in Europe, she must not trust his ass. lol.

Ah, ok.

So goes the life of a musician's gf, tho...either you understand what you're potentially going to be dealing with, or ya don't.....
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Sixx6Sixx wrote:Black Veil Brides. The music itself is alright, but their singer's voice gets on my nerves. However, I would do naughty things to their drummer! :twisted:
I'm with you! CC is hot! Anyone got dirt on him/the BVB?
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nycrue wrote:as far as 5FDP goes, I was referring to their guitarist, but dude was into drugs or so I was told. he lives in Vegas so life there must be pretty crazy. he's got a fugly ass mohawk but a year ago was hot. and a semi decent looking girlfriend who is touring along with him in Europe, she must not trust his ass. lol.
their guitarist, Jason?? He cut his hair. :(
I have heard he is a big slut from various people on groupie boards.
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Sixx6Sixx wrote:However, I would do naughty things to their drummer! :twisted:
Fucking CC! <3
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melissazombie wrote:
nycrue wrote:as far as 5FDP goes, I was referring to their guitarist, but dude was into drugs or so I was told. he lives in Vegas so life there must be pretty crazy. he's got a fugly ass mohawk but a year ago was hot. and a semi decent looking girlfriend who is touring along with him in Europe, she must not trust his ass. lol.
their guitarist, Jason?? He cut his hair. :(
I have heard he is a big slut from various people on groupie boards.

what other groupie boards are out there?
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