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Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:28 am
by CHA0S
Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate, past or present?
Played Marco Pole-me on a campaign bus?
Cruised with Cruz on a boat tied to a dock on a lake?
Ignored advances from Kasich and Carson like you were a debate moderator?
Felt the bern of gray mustache whiskers down there?
Earned the right to wear a "I [was] with Hillary" sticker?
(Note: I don't really care to hear any stories about Trump.)
I'm primarily interested in hearing about encounters with current presidential contenders, but I also wouldn't mind if the more distinguished gals (and guys) among us shared stories about John Edwards, Kerry, hell, even Dole, Dukakis, or Mondale.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:39 am
by exitflagger
I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 8:06 pm
by LadyJaneGrey
Vladimir Putin stories would be more interesting.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:37 am
by tylamonroe
Every single one of us has fucked by a politician at some point.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:00 am
by RadGurL3
exitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:47 am
by princessofrock
RadGurL3 wrote:exitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too
^ #truth ^
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:03 am
by kinghenchman
I know a drummer that banged a presidential candidate's daughter in a bathroom at a bar in NYC. I used to drink with a President's daughter quite often and she would get quite touchy and grabby after a few shots.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:01 pm
by ren13
No, but I fucked a chick that now (9 years later) is one of our city council members.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:51 pm
by Ann_Landers
princessofrock wrote:RadGurL3 wrote:exitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
OMG hilarious!!!! And so true too
^ #truth ^
That little bitch ran off a few years back. He was shocked that so many people found him to be such a monotonously predictable, sleazy douchebag. Or, maybe he was embarrassed because he was getting fat again.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:20 pm
by Turner Coates
HMZ wanted to bang Barbara Bush when she was in Casper, but he was grounded at the time.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:05 pm
by SeminiferousButtNoid
I used to masturbate to Barbara Bush. She had a spell on me.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 8:46 am
by Love_Industry
LadyJaneGrey wrote: ↑Sun Mar 13, 2016 8:06 pm
Vladimir Putin stories would be more interesting.
I'd totally tap Mariya Putina. That's what a hot daughter looks like, take notes Trump!