Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate, past or present?
Played Marco Pole-me on a campaign bus?
Cruised with Cruz on a boat tied to a dock on a lake?
Ignored advances from Kasich and Carson like you were a debate moderator?
Felt the bern of gray mustache whiskers down there?
Earned the right to wear a "I [was] with Hillary" sticker?
(Note: I don't really care to hear any stories about Trump.)
I'm primarily interested in hearing about encounters with current presidential contenders, but I also wouldn't mind if the more distinguished gals (and guys) among us shared stories about John Edwards, Kerry, hell, even Dole, Dukakis, or Mondale.
Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Vladimir Putin stories would be more interesting.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
Every single one of us has fucked by a politician at some point.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
OMG hilarious!!!! And so true tooexitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
RadGurL3 wrote:OMG hilarious!!!! And so true tooexitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
^ #truth ^
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
I know a drummer that banged a presidential candidate's daughter in a bathroom at a bar in NYC. I used to drink with a President's daughter quite often and she would get quite touchy and grabby after a few shots.
Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
No, but I fucked a chick that now (9 years later) is one of our city council members.
Eat it.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
That little bitch ran off a few years back. He was shocked that so many people found him to be such a monotonously predictable, sleazy douchebag. Or, maybe he was embarrassed because he was getting fat again.princessofrock wrote:^ #truth ^RadGurL3 wrote:OMG hilarious!!!! And so true tooexitflagger wrote:I guarantee you that the rikstik has at least jerked off to one or more chicks that resemble Chris Christie.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
HMZ wanted to bang Barbara Bush when she was in Casper, but he was grounded at the time.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
I used to masturbate to Barbara Bush. She had a spell on me.
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Re: Anyone hooked up with a presidential candidate?
I'd totally tap Mariya Putina. That's what a hot daughter looks like, take notes Trump!