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I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
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suckit wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2019 9:51 am thought this was going to be a story about how some groupie blew an emu. disappointed.
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On top of everything else, Pollyclit is into bestiality.
LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.
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Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 am
Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am

We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!
Put some ointment on it.
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Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:45 am
VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:43 am
Turner Coates wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:26 am
Cool. You'll probably have learned how to play a guitar by then, and it will be your turn to have achy fingers.

Oooooooh.......BURN!
Put some ointment on it.
I just got some Blue-Emu on the advice of one of my elders.
I wonder if that will work.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:47 am I just got some Blue-Emu on the advice of one of my elders.
Did ya steal it from someone's apartment while you were doing janitorial work, Gazpacho?
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Sun Sep 29, 2019 2:57 am
Turner Coates wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:56 am I have aches and pains in my wrists and finger joints. I just tried Blue-Emu cream. Within a few minutes, about 80% of the achiness was gone.
Anybody else out there ever use the stuff?
We’ll try it out in 30-40 years when we get to be your age.
Thanks in advance!
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suckit wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:00 am Still waiting to hear what liniment has to do with hoes. I guess their backs can get stiff from laying on cold pavement.
You're waiting to hear about people fucking animals, sicko.
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way to douche up the ho board.
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nycrue wrote: Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:44 pm way to douche up the ho board.
To be fair, it's probably trafficked by posters who need douche the most.
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Sorry. :(

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suckit wrote: Tue Oct 01, 2019 3:00 am Still waiting to hear what liniment has to do with hoes. I guess their backs can get stiff from laying on cold pavement.
Maybe they need it for pussies and asses post gangbang?????
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