The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:47 am

I'm too high to vote on this stuff. Plus, I'm busy with my Lawyer anyway trying to make sure I get all of my royalties from the band having my name and all.

I mean, I don't want to wind up like Sebastian did with Skid Row and find out I don't own the name!

So I'm just going to second Ace's votes...

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:48 am

Monty610 wrote:I'm too high to vote on this stuff. Plus, I'm busy with my Lawyer anyway trying to make sure I get all of my royalties from the band having my name and all.

I mean, I don't want to wind up like Sebastian did with Skid Row and find out I don't own the name!

So I'm just going to second Ace's votes...

Fucking A.. I get two tens.

Nice one geezer.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:11 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote:My sack as in my balls or my sack as in my stash??

Points are riding on this Elise!

Your balls fo course. Stoner would never be stupid enough to try gankin someone's stash. Especially since she is the one who gave it to you.

Unless by "stash" you mean penis. In that case, she has both.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:14 am

You need to pick Elise, us guy Crew fans need to get laid after a show too.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:16 am

Redman77 wrote:You need to pick Elise, us guy Crew fans need to get laid after a show too.

Yeah but I will supply free beer.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:17 am

so will I....out of my vagina.

I win at life.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:23 am

EliseThePiece wrote:so will I....out of my vagina.

I win at life.

Damn you woman. There is no way I can compete with that not unless the guys want the contents of a beer enema.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:00 am

PillOfPOISON wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:I win at life.
I never doubted it for a second.

You realize that if I get this, you will be a band husband. All the guy fans will be gelus of you and start threads about us on the ho board.

But never fear my pookie, our love is real!!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:04 am

EliseThePiece wrote:
PillOfPOISON wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:I win at life.
I never doubted it for a second.

You realize that if I get this, you will be a band husband. All the guy fans will be gelus of you and start threads about us on the ho board.

If you get this, it won't be the fans you have to worry about on the ho board, It'll be me and the stories I will be selling to the National Enquirer.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:10 am

EliseThePiece wrote:

That is a 10+. Nobody else brought the kazoo, and this is first and foremost a BAND.

Sanity gets an 8 for the effort.

POP gets 7 for style.

Everyone else has got 5 on it.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:19 am

EliseThePiece wrote:
PillOfPOISON wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:I win at life.
I never doubted it for a second.

You realize that if I get this, you will be a band husband. All the guy fans will be gelus of you and start threads about us on the ho board.

But never fear my pookie, our love is real!!

Wait, band husband? That's not very rock n' roll Elise.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:23 am

Redman77 wrote:
EliseThePiece wrote:
PillOfPOISON wrote: I never doubted it for a second.

You realize that if I get this, you will be a band husband. All the guy fans will be gelus of you and start threads about us on the ho board.

But never fear my pookie, our love is real!!
Wait, band husband? That's not very rock n' roll Elise.

Who cares, once she's in she will have beer on tap from her pussy.
What more could a guy want?

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:26 am

SanityClause wrote:
Who cares, once she's in she will have beer on tap from her pussy.
What more could a guy want?

As far as I'm concerned this contest is over. Why would I want in the band when I have a shot to drink beer from Elise's pussy?

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:22 am

Yeah, but I don't want to have to worry about POP getting pissed while I'm doing keg stands on Elise's bearded clam.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:35 am

bobbystoney wrote:
SanityClause wrote:
Who cares, once she's in she will have beer on tap from her pussy.
What more could a guy want?
As far as I'm concerned this contest is over. Why would I want in the band when I have a shot to drink beer from Elise's pussy?

Its alright I have that under control. He will be too preoccupied with her titties when I tell him they squirt tequila.
I am hoping he will be dumb enough to fall for it.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:18 pm

where is the next assignment? it should not count if it goes up at 11pm or some shit

The_Retarded®™ · Post by **The_Retarded®™** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:24 pm

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:34 pm

Carmanowar wrote:where is the next assignment? it should not count if it goes up at 11pm or some shit

I got next:
All contestants are to demonstrate the depth of their understanding of the legend they wish to replace as well as their ability to contribute to the new album by writing song lyrics in tribute to Voodoo.

Have at it, kids.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:42 pm

Not so fast, Speed Reader.

Hungwell wrote:Tomorow Stoner will give you your task and say who follows her.

I will say who issues the next challenge after I vote here in a few minutes.

Too bad, so sad.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:47 pm

FUCK! EDITED

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:48 pm

I had a song, damnit, it would have blown the roof off of joes crab shack

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:06 pm

Sanity-----10
Fucking beautiful, man. Your artistic abilities will come in handy bigtime when we need an artist's rendering of the guy we're going to blame for abducting Monty's underrage groupies.

Seriously, though - that fucking rules, Sanity.

PillofPoison---9
You were in the lead based on effort, but then Sanity came back with the big fat BOO-YA! You also made me look really chubby in that picture, and never sent me a cockshot.

The Creep--- 8.5
I based my vote on 3 things. A) Immediacy of response B) The magnificence of his cock and the fact that he wrote "CROUCHINGSTONERHIDDENBONG IS A FINE ASS BITCH" on it C) I'm pretty sure that's what everyone pictures when they read my posts.

Deathcurse ----- 8
Automatic 3 point deduction for implying that I have horrible fake tits, but a bonus point for giving me great phone sex last night.

Elise--7
The picture wasn't that bad, but you're still a chick - SORRY.

Carman------6
Yeah right, like I'd have a white wedding. Also, I don't drink, and I sure as fuck don't play those gay ass kegger games.

bobby------5
DID YOU REALLY JUST ADMIT TO ONLY SPENDING 30 SECONDS GOOGLING THAT SHIT WHEN I MADE IT CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR THAT SCORES WOULD BE BASED ON EFFORT AND HILARITY?

I did give you a bonus point for decreasing the amount of times you piss on this thread, though. Baby steps...

The_Retarded-----4
I haven't had a tan in 5 years.

The_Alterednym ------ -1
No show motherfucker.

Okay, the person who will issue the next challenge will be Elise. Partly because even though I don't want another chick on tour with us, she still BFF/Heather #2 4EVA, but mostly because Nicko thinks he's running shit and he's not.

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:10 pm

Where is she?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:23 pm

SEE, YOU GUYS ARE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!!!!

Elise can't issue a challenge because she's NOT IN THE BAND!

Fine -- do Nicko's.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:46 pm

I have been working on this song for a long time. Hope you guys dig it. I call it "You Are The One".

You bring those tears into my
Eyes so well
I've been waiting
For this day so long
Vodoo I love you, you are
The one Vodoo my son

You run around,
And chase the clouds,
I only want you
To be yourself
Forget me not,
You're all I've got
As you can see you are the
One, Vodoo my son

Your mother gave birth to

You with love inside
She had candlelight and
Songs of life
Vodoo I love you, I love her,
She is your mom

True love is ours,
Nobody else
I only want you to be yourself,
And when I'm gone
Don't cry for me

We'll always be one...you are
My son, You are the one...You
Are the one

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:50 pm

all original babee

Voodoo Voodoo Voodoo
Thought the band was Doo Doo
Fucked some chick named LuLu
Voodoo Voodoo Voodoo
He knew the Hoodoo
Played the Drums like Zulu
Voodoo Voodoo Voodoo
He was no Cthullu
Ate fried chicken Purdue
Voodoo Voodoo Voodoo
Smoked the chicken too
To the band said tootaloo
Voodoo Voodoo Voodoo

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:57 pm

I was going to add a kazoo solo to my song and then realized it's perfect the way it is.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:59 pm

I prefer my songs in the ancient form of haiku:

Voodoos position well guarded

Water flows under the golden bridge

Capable of being replaced by The_Retarded

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:11 pm

Ok you said lyrics. You got lyrics. To the tune of Dude lOoks like a lady:

Cruisin to the crabshack to play
Got his drumkit all ready that day
His sticks he thought were packed in his car.
Baby maybe the're home
But that’s too far to walk, TOO FAR!

On stage they had a good time
When Voo doo solved the problem and saw
A tray of fish had saved Monty’s crew,
and they jammed with kazoo’s
And two big Crabby claws!

Voo’d Drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!

If you lost your sticks like a dummy,
Do like voo doo and just think with your tummy.
Food makes him wet, and the best drummer yet
That whole crabshack ever saw
And he ate at every set!!

Voo’d Drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!

Let me see your sticks dear,
Feed me, feed me, feed me on your snare.
Is that snow or king dear?
Chew me, chew me, chew me, CHEW ME!!

Ohh what a funky drumstick,
Won’t he bite it, bite it, bite it, BITE IT
Ohh he was so hungray!
CHOWWW CHOW CHOW CHOW CHOW CHOW!!

Voo’d Drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!
Voo’d drums with some crab legs!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:06 pm

You need a drummer
I need to drum
You are a hand
I'll be your thumb
I don't write no songs
I'm a drummer so I am dumb
You need a drummer
I need to drum

Voodoo the drummer is MIA
He said he'd BRB
The band is all WTF
They need beats ASAP
When you hear me TCB
You will be like OMG
My backing vocals can hit High-C
And I drum like Sheila E

You need a drummer
I need to drum
You are a hand
I'll be your thumb
I don't write no songs
I'm a drummer so I am dumb
You need a drummer
I need to drum

I drum so good!
I fucking rule!
I fucking kick ass!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!

Stoner's got great big
T-iiiiii-iiiiits