The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:10 am

Hey Hungwell, make that two Death/Black Metallers, after all I am security.

Oh BTW me and DC can't be held responsible for any churches that get burn't down when the band are in town.

Does the band have a good lawyer?

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:31 am

Sanity wrote:Does the band have a good lawyer?

Only the best.

When acillatem's drunk ass let Ace drive last year in Columbus, he caused a 6 car pile-up without ever getting the bus out of 'park'.

For that we used, The Law Offices of Lawrence Taylor

For Internet Hatas Board Libel suits, we use AttorneyJohn.com

For everything else we use

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:55 pm

I hope you guys are hungry for some metal because I'm bringing shitloads.

The_Creep · Post by **The_Creep** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:37 pm

deathcurse wrote:I hope you guys are hungry for some Enuff Z'Nuff because I'm bringing shitloads.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:45 pm

I listen to Enuff Z'nuff to make it fair for everyone else. If I didn't, I'd be way too fuckin' metal and it would blow the curve.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:59 pm

So what does that make you (besides a groupie)?

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:29 am

cythereajuice wrote:you guys are certifiably insane. the fucking computer has sucked you in and left a typing shell of your former fuctioning life.

Translation: "i wanna play too....!"

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:22 pm

He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Hungwell. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:55 pm

Reading the god damn thread, for starters.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:22 am

Whitesnake1985 wrote:Say Monty, what are the requirements to be in your crew?

Not to be a fucking retard, so I guess that rules you out big time.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:59 am

I have stayed away from this thread for certain reasons!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:33 am

ace wrote:I have stayed away from this thread for certain reasons!

Got it.

Thanks for clearin' that up.

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:49 am

Whitesnake1985 wrote:Wow Sanity that hurt Seriously if being a retard excluded anyone from joining his "crew" how would mentally challenged dipshits like you ever get in besides deep throating man meat and bending over for wooden nickles which you're apparently very good at?

You really suck at flaming.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:14 am

He sucks at life.

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:26 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He sucks at life.

OUCH!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:32 am

Whitesnake1985 wrote:Wow Sanity that hurt Seriously if being a retard excluded anyone from joining his "crew" how would mentally challenged dipshits like you ever get in besides deep throating man meat and bending over for wooden nickles which you're apparently very good at?

I think Tommy and Stoner have said it all.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:55 pm

My new P.R. monkey....

droppin' Daddy's name like it's hot....

Hungwell Shmumwell obviously hates ...

I think this is the sole reason Hungwell is against me in the Monty's Crew challenge. He is fucking jealous that my newest thread thread is still going strong and his newest thread died within the day it was posted.

Screw you Hungwell

Dumb - Hungwell for not choosing me to replace Voodoo in Monty's Crew.

I would have gave Hungwell the douchebag of the week.

Hungwell comes in a close second though.

Hungwell.

I hate that turd.

Good boy.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:03 pm

It sure is a good thing I don't look at this gay thread anymore.

Monty610 · Post by **Monty610** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:07 pm

So who did we get in the band guys?

I've been on the road scouting Crab Shacks and doing press. Man I'm stuffed. When does the tour start?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:29 pm

It's deathcurse, dude. He's going to throw us a lifejacket of smooth black metal cred.

I don't know when the tour starts, but Elise has experience driving a short bus, so I say we hire her to cart our tired asses around.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 9:31 pm

Check out your new drummer, Monty!!

Teen-Beat will be all over us now.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:49 pm

If you ever need a stand in drummer though, let me know. Its only a matter of time before Deathcurse gets a prison stretch, you know what those crazy black metallers are like.

rubes · Post by **rubes** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:23 am

chickenona wrote:He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Hungwell. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Word, Chica!

Fear Hungwell!

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:59 am

Cool, rubes is posting again.

EliseThePiece · Post by **EliseThePiece** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:02 am

I'm a great driver. I haven't run over anyone ever. Well, I haven't run over anyone that COUNTS as anyone. My neighborkids and foreigners dont count.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:18 am

I ran over a kid on moped when I first go my licence, stupid little cunt tried to do a U turn from the curb across my path.
The joke was that it wasn't his moped, he was underage and he had been drinking.
The even bigger joke was, that his uncle was a cop so he didn't even get into trouble.

He was a bloody foreigner too, well technically I was the foreigner living in his country and all, but thats not the point.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:26 am

Hungwell wrote:My new P.R. monkey....

droppin' Daddy's name like it's hot....

Hungwell Shmumwell obviously hates ...

I think this is the sole reason Hungwell is against me in the Monty's Crew challenge. He is fucking jealous that my newest thread thread is still going strong and his newest thread died within the day it was posted.

Screw you Hungwell

Dumb - Hungwell for not choosing me to replace Voodoo in Monty's Crew.

I would have gave Hungwell the douchebag of the week.

Hungwell comes in a close second though.

Hungwell.

I hate that turd.

Good boy.

I had stayed away because I think Bobby won fair and square. Me airing my complaints would have only put the re-reunion in danger. Giving the award to DC is cool as I like him alot but he stole my dame! She snubs her nose at the mere thought of hanging with me. Now to get her attention I have to drop trou and well I feel used. I know Dc has mad drum skills but all his and Stoners fucking and fisting has to be behind closed doors! No rubbing it in my face on the nights he has her. I seen the look Stoner is sporting for the reunion and GODDAMN its hot!

DC did tell me in confidence that he likes to tickle his browneye with a drumstick pre show before he tosses the sticks out to the fans. I am only telling you the band this because there is a good chance he could overdose with those drumsticks and be found dead with a 100 or so shoved up his ass. So we need to have him keep his addictions under control! We dont need a dead drummer on our hands! I mean it would be like having Rick Allen on drums if all DC did was just sit at the drummers stool drawing flies!

Making Stoney PR is good! He was pimping Hungs name like a true pro!

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:31 am

Oh and DeathCurse welcome aboard coc.....I mean brother!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:38 am

Well you lucked out on having a limey on board but hey, I make one helluva security guard.
So how many prostitutes did you want Mr Frehleysbeer?

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:06 am

Fer Chrissakes, Sanity!!

All you were supposed to do was ask Crab Shack management for a modest 85% bump in the Band's guarantee.......and this is the fax I receive??!?

Dear Hungwell,

Regretably, all negotiations with Monty's Crew, LLC, have come to an end pending further investigation into a recent matter involving your Head of Security.

V.P. of Entertainment, Bob Hildenburger, has informed us of the following.

"A Monty's Crew rep by the name of 'SanityClause', came to see me regarding a routine business matter. No sooner than I introduced myself, he started to beat me about the face, neck and head."

If this holds true, you can expect us to pursue any/all legal recourse available to us.

Crab Shack Management

You better hope this gets resolved! Otherwise YOU'LL be the one to tell Stoner about having to play the T.G.I.F. circuit.