John Simon Ritchie wrote:Black Sheep- 7.5 outta 10. Horror/comedy from New Zealand about genetic engineering of sheep. Lotsa gore and pretty damned funny.
Movie kicked ass, it should have won an award for being the greatest stupid movie ever.
Henry: You fucker!
Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry: You wanker!
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
Temple Grandin - 4/10 - Female version of The Rainman, pretty boring. Claire Danes went from a totally fuckable actress to a retarded boy doing this film, sure she did a decent acting job and by acting I mean transforming herself into the least attractive women on the planet.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 5/10 - Suckfest, couldn't find one redeeming quality about this flick....Yeah it has 2 hot chicks....Big fucking deal.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
John Simon Ritchie wrote:Black Sheep- 7.5 outta 10. Horror/comedy from New Zealand about genetic engineering of sheep. Lotsa gore and pretty damned funny.
Movie kicked ass, it should have won an award for being the greatest stupid movie ever.
Henry: You fucker!
Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry: You wanker!
Dude, the scene where the sheep is behind the wheel of the truck before it goes over the cliff... Priceless!
"I was looking for that great jazz note that destroyed the walls of Jericho." - The Clash, The Sound Of Sinners
UtahRatt wrote: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 5/10 - Suckfest, couldn't find one redeeming quality about this flick....Yeah it has 2 hot chicks....Big fucking deal.
Saw that this weekend because my sons were begging to watch it. Quite possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Even the kids were bored after 20 minutes.
Tales From The Crypt (1972) - 7/10. The 1st scene with Joan Collins killing her husband on Charistmas Eve as the psycho Santa Clause stalks her is a good one.
Inglorious Basterds - 7/10 Way fucking overhyped as far as I'm concerned. The first 20 minutes were excellent, but then it just didn't do anything for me. Next up to see is Hurt Locker
The Ugly Truth- 9/10... thousand. What a piece of shit. When it tried to be clever it came across as shallow and when it tried to be funny I didn't laugh.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
River's Edge (1986) - 9/10 - still as white trash-entertaining as it was when it came out. Hard to not watch it whenever it comes on. I don't think it was much of a stretch for either Keanu or Crispin.
Orphan - 8/10. very good thriller that made me want to choke a bitch.
This one has been talked about enough, but it’s the first that I have seen this version:
Halloween 2 Unrated Directors Cut - 2/10. Still hated it, but listening to RZ's commentary, its easy to see why this turned out as bad as it did. Anytime a director says the word fiasco as much as he did can't be a good foretelling. Rushed script, rushed shoot - sounded like he improvised and made stuff as up as he was going along. The first 25 minutes were good - and the scene in the strip joint with Daniel Roebuck and the boot to face death was cool - but everything in between was not good. The entire party scene with Cpatain Clegg playing and the last 15 minutes wiped away anything remotely good about the 1st 25 minutes. Rob's explanation of how Myers was shot point blank in the face at the end of part 1 and how it was glossed over in part 2 was about par for course…"maybe she just grazed him". The bloopers aren't funny at all.
Hellraiser III - Hell On Earth 6.5/10. Saw this on Showtime a couple of nights ago - a lot better than I remembered. Not bad for a third installment. Good gore and the skin stripping scene near the beginning was very cool.
VinnieKulick wrote:Crazy Heart. a solid 9/10. The only downside was Maggie Gyllenhall. I can't stand her ass. But, Jeff Bridges was fucking BRILLIANT in this movie.
Gets a 6/10 from me. Way too long and a story we've seen a million times. And the Maggie/Bridges shit just creepy.
Also completely ridiculous...usually a single trip to rehab doesn't cut it for a 50-year drunk...
Fletch wrote:River's Edge (1986) - 9/10 - still as white trash-entertaining as it was when it came out. Hard to not watch it whenever it comes on. I don't think it was much of a stretch for either Keanu or Crispin.
Directed by Wes Craven Starred Peter Berg and a badass (sort of) bad guy in Mitch Pileggi from the X Files. This flick was all over the place. Goofy story in an entertaining way, little bit of gore, lots of over the top acting.
Freddie Got Fingered-My friend made me watch it the other day and it was seriously one of the worst movies Ive ever seen. I want my hour and a half back 2/10
UtahRatt wrote: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 5/10 - Suckfest, couldn't find one redeeming quality about this flick....Yeah it has 2 hot chicks....Big fucking deal.
Saw that this weekend because my sons were begging to watch it. Quite possibly one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Even the kids were bored after 20 minutes.
I have to disagree here, and I typically hate over the top bullshit like Transformers and stuff like that. For some reason I really enjoyed this one with the explosions, cool weapons, and stuff like that. Obviously there's no storyline at all here, which is to be expected. I was surprised I actually enjoyed it but I did.
Ripley's Game ------> Loved the slow paced plot. I was hesitant about John Malkovich playing Tom Ripley. However, he totally proved me wrong and gave such brilliant performance. 8/10
There's no such thing as destiny, only a succession of choices.
The Wolf Man--7/10 I'm a huge Universal Monsters dork, and a big Chaney Jr. fan. I watched it again to try and get psyched for the remake. It's a good flick, but his finest moment for me will always be Spider Baby.
ryan76 wrote:I hope all your children have small penises, including the girls.
Priceless!
