Rate the last movie you saw

[Gazpacho]

Mama - 4/10

I'm sick of the look of these flicks.
Get some decently lighting and come up with something a little more original than black smokey looking shit.

My buddy said this was pretty lame too.

I'll wait and rent it.

[Facedown]

Madagascar 3 - 8/10

[John Simon Ritchie]

The cabin in the woods(2011) Same old stuff 5/10

Whether a person thinks it a lame movie or not, It hardly a rehash. I'll just chalk your rating up as another person that didn't get it.

[Blumpkin King]

Arbitrage 7 out of 10.

Some good parts, but for some reason just felt like it never quite got going to make it great. Story was good, but again felt like it could have been better.

Acting was pretty good.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

The cabin in the woods(2011) Same old stuff 5/10

Whether a person thinks it a lame movie or not, It hardly a rehash. I'll just chalk your rating up as another person that didn't get it.

No shit. I don't think there's any other movie that's more self-referential, which obviously is the whole fucking point. Anybody who's remotely into horror flicks realizes it's the best thing that happened in the genre since god knows when. If there ever was an instant classic, it's this.

[HueyRamone]

The cabin in the woods(2011) Same old stuff 5/10

Whether a person thinks it a lame movie or not, It hardly a rehash. I'll just chalk your rating up as another person that didn't get it.

No shit. I don't think there's any other movie that's more self-referential, which obviously is the whole fucking point. Anybody who's remotely into horror flicks realizes it's the best thing that happened in the genre since god knows when. If there ever was an instant classic, it's this.

word!

[Hurls34]

The cabin in the woods(2011) Same old stuff 5/10

Whether a person thinks it a lame movie or not, It hardly a rehash. I'll just chalk your rating up as another person that didn't get it.

No shit. I don't think there's any other movie that's more self-referential, which obviously is the whole fucking point. Anybody who's remotely into horror flicks realizes it's the best thing that happened in the genre since god knows when. If there ever was an instant classic, it's this.

Cabin in the Woods is like going to the movies expecting to see a Die Hard-ish action flick and you end up watching Last Action Hero.

At least Last Action Hero kinda told you up front what you were in store for, so I didn't really mind it when I rented it.... but totally understood the backlash with the other movie goers.

Cabin in the Woods was lame, because it was advertised as a horror flick, but was a parody of a horror flick. And I hated it!!!!!

As I've said before, I can't stand any horror movie that tries to be funny.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I don't know Last Action Hero, I never go to movie theaters, and I didn't find this one funny. References don't make a spoof. I don't know what to tell you, man, except that you're wrong about everything. This is almost as pointless as discussing those fucking Matrix movies, which would be a perfect comparison if it wasn't for the fact that one's deeply symbolic, painting a cynical picture of the human condition, while the other's got the shittiest actor from Bill and Ted.

[John Simon Ritchie]

Cabin in the Woods was lame, because it was advertised as a horror flick, but was a parody of a horror flick. And I hated it!!!!!

As I've said before, I can't stand any horror movie that tries to be funny.

Still...it was not "ripping off" anything or a "rehash" as a couple of others had said. If people watch it and think that, it is very obvious they are not "getting" the movie. So again, good, bad or boring I can understand.
A rip off or rehash it's not.

[HueyRamone]

Ted 2.5/10 Fucking garbage. I hate everyone of you who liked it and convinced me to see it. It was kind of funny in the early parts, but we walked out when he got ripped in half, cause we both realized we both didnt give a fuck.

[Fletch]

V/H/S (2012) - 8/10. Loved it, especially the first part.

[theglammerthebetter]

Whiskey Business(2012) Starring Pauly shore Yes the weasel is still staring in movies

Fish out of water type of movie, shore plays a jersey shore guido who's father is mob boss , after an incident he hides out in tennessee and gets involved in moonshining 5/10

[Hurls34]

V/H/S (2012) - 8/10. Loved it, especially the first part.

First part as in the opening scene with guys destroying the house, or the hotel hookup gone bad?

I think I liked second honeymoon the best out of those.

I reviewed that one earlier....

V/H/S: 2.5 out of 10 stars.
Think Blair Witch meets Creepshow and you have V/H/S an anthology movie with six found footage shorts. While I liked the anthology approach, the found footage part gets kinda annoying by the third segment. Each segment also goes on way too long. This could have benefited with tighter editing.
Some segments didn't seem to make sense with the VHS concept (a Skype segment, really????) I'll give it a 2.5 because they tried but failed.
BTW last good horror movie I rented which I thought was better than I thought it was going to be was Last Exorcism, which is as you may have guessed a found footage movie.

[Fletch]

V/H/S (2012) - 8/10. Loved it, especially the first part.

First part as in the opening scene with guys destroying the house, or the hotel hookup gone bad?

I think I liked second honeymoon the best out of those.

The hotel hookup. Loved it. Second honeymoon was cool too. The last scnene in the house I thought had a good build up.

[theglammerthebetter]

Take this waltz(2011) Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen i was expecting much better 6/10

For the muff lovers theres a full frontal nude scene for michelle and sarah silverman)

[EatNails]

Little Birds - 8/10. Juno Temple is a great actress. Plays a 15 year old who runs off with a friend to LA.

Gangster Squad - 6/10. Scenes were just too dark.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

The Girl Next Door (2004) - 6/10. This had considerably less rape stuff than the Ketchum novel, but somehow, this Elisha Cuthbert made it really hot nevertheless.

[TenBenny]

"Zero Dark Thirty" - 9/10 Really great. Intense, scary, very well-made and with terrific performances.

"Warm Bodies" - 8/10 Such a cool premise for a movie involving zombies. Really, really good movie, with a terrific lead performance by Nicholas Hoult as a conflicted zombie.

[EatNails]

Parker - 7/10. Guy left for dead seeks revenge. Clever use of a ammo clip, and a couple pretty brutal fights.

[Facedown]

A Certain Kind Of Death - 7/10

Hall Pass - 7/10

[johnk5150]

AMC running Groundhog Day all day.

One of the few quasi romantic comedies that doesn't make me sick.

[vodevillian]

Blue Valentine. 7/10

Coming out of a hard break up, this movie was totally brutal for me to watch. I didn't really know what I was getting into. When it first came out, both my girlfriend and I thought it was just some uber-hipster love story...boy were we wrong.

Needless to say, It made me a fan of Ryan Gosling. Thought he was a pretty boy, but after this and "Drive", I've decided he's got more going on. I've never been attracted to Michelle Williams, but in this, I find her smokin' hot....but that could be because I have a thing for plowing girls from behind while they wear nothing but a t-shirt.

[Heenan Snuka]

but that could be because I have a thing for plowing girls from behind while they wear nothing but a t-shirt.

[Heenan Snuka]

Blue Valentine. 7/10

Coming out of a hard break up, this movie was totally brutal for me to watch. I didn't really know what I was getting into. When it first came out, both my girlfriend and I thought it was just some uber-hipster love story...boy were we wrong.

Needless to say, It made me a fan of Ryan Gosling. Thought he was a pretty boy, but after this and "Drive", I've decided he's got more going on. I've never been attracted to Michelle Williams, but in this, I find her smokin' hot....but that could be because I have a thing for plowing girls from behind while they wear nothing but a t-shirt.

i saw this when it was in theaters last year and it was disappointing...boring....thought it would be some hot steamy sex story

[BootyDaddy69]

Superman 1978 8/10 awesome movie

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Dream House: 10/10

[Caustic Queen]

Sinister (2012) - 8/10

I liked it. Several heart-pounder scenes... but not sure I really dug the ending...

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Feast II - Sloppy Seconds - 9/10. I was skeptical about the praise it got here, because I didn't like the first one all that much, but this was fucking awesome. The luchador midgets, the alien autopsy, the football baby . . . pure class.

Bottle Rocket - 6/10. Rather unimpressive. Still not sure about this Wes Anderson guy.

[John Simon Ritchie]

Feast II - Sloppy Seconds - 9/10. I was skeptical about the praise it got here, because I didn't like the first one all that much, but this was fucking awesome. The luchador midgets, the alien autopsy, the football baby . . . pure class.

The baby scene is an all time classic.

[caroline]

Feast II - Sloppy Seconds - 9/10.

One of my favorite movies ever! Don't bother with part 3. It sucks.