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Solo (2013)

Movie is about a teen girl getting a job as a camp conselor and for initiation she has to spend 2 nights alone on a small deserted island

5/10 this movie needed nudity what a shame
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Edge of Tomorrow a.k.a. Live, Die, Repeat. 9/10. Awesome film. Highly entertaining. Great action, story and humor. It's got everything. Definitely recommended...
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Marnie - 10/10 Another Hitchcock masterpiece. You know the story . . . wacky blonde has issues, suave, hunky dude - Sean Connery - must find out what they are. In this case, her mom was a hooker and left her with all kinds of bad memories. *sigh*

Tippi is stunning, but I couldn't help but notice the sultry brunette in the film played by Diane Baker who was Senator Ruth Martin in Silence of the Lambs. The woman was damn hot once and on a Liz Taylor level. Great film!
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theglammerthebetter wrote:Solo (2013)

Movie is about a teen girl getting a job as a camp conselor and for initiation she has to spend 2 nights alone on a small deserted island

5/10 this movie needed nudity what a shame
So I take it her taking selfies of her sphincter is only implied off camera?
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Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)

7.5/10. This is the stupidest movie I have ever seen. It is also the most awesome movie I have ever seen.
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Annabelle: 3/10 Save your money, this was definitely not "the conjuring" part 2.
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Lone Survivor (2013) Marky Mark, Emile Hirsh Taylor Kitch Eric Bana Ben Foster

Top notch cast, great action movie 8.5/10
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Black_Frost wrote:Annabelle: 3/10 Save your money, this was definitely not "the conjuring" part 2.

This. The trailer pretty much told the entire story anyway.
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Baghead (2008) - 5/10. Supposedly this is part of a genre named "mumblegore". It's shitty indy horror trying super hard to be original. Greta Gerwig has tits.

Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011) - 6/10. Same low-budget style by the same directors, just with a bunch of comedic actors doing quirky drama instead of horror. A little better but also kinda gay.
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Gui si - 9/10 (Taiwanees horror movie).

Dont be afraid of the dark - 1/10 Complete garbage.
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No clue(2013) Amy Smart

Pretty bad movie about a girl hiring a private detective, its trying to be a bit of everything and it fails on every part 4/10
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Nekromantik. 7/10. I haven't seen it in a couple years, and it was just as good as I remembered it. Of course "good" is a relative term.
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Maybe you're missing out on the subtle intricacies of German dialogue, because NEKRomantik is clearly at least an 8. So is Schramm. I doubt Der Todesking will ever get any fancy modern release, but that's still Buttgereit's finest achievement. An Oscar-worthy soundtrack alone. Easy 9/10.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Maybe you're missing out on the subtle intricacies of German dialogue, because NEKRomantik is clearly at least an 8. So is Schramm. I doubt Der Todesking will ever get any fancy modern release, but that's still Buttgereit's finest achievement. An Oscar-worthy soundtrack alone. Easy 9/10.

I could give a 10, truth be told. I noticed that I was too liberal with my high scores, so I'm trying to be a tougher critic. :lol:
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And I've always loved the Nekromantik soundtrack, too, especially the violin bits.
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I'm hoping to watch 'Sweet Movie' tonight, which I haven't seen, and it should be a good, depraved watch.
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Nekromantik 2 is actually better than the first.

But both films still hold up as a serious mind fuck even by today's standards of mind fucking.
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TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:Nekromantik 2 is actually better than the first.

But both films still hold up as a serious mind fuck even by today's standards of mind fucking.

I like the second one a lot, but I still like the first one better. And I agree, they, and Schramm, still hold up.
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Where the hell are girls like you IRL? I don't think you actually exist!
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Just got done watching Black Metal Veins again. Fuck me.
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Sweet Movie 7/10


From IMDB:

"The intercut story of two women: a nearly-mute beauty queen who descends into withdrawal and madness, and another who captains a ship laden with candy and sugar, luring men and boys aboard for sex, death, and revolutionary talk. The beauty queen passes from a wealthy husband whose honeymoon delight is to urinate on her, to a muscular keeper who punches her, stows her in a suitcase, and ships her to Paris, to a lip-synching rock idol with whom she has a love spasm, to an Austrian commune complete with a banquet of vomit, urine, feces, chopped dildos, and wet nurses."


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Creepshow

I Want My Cake - 7/10

Meteor Shit starring King - 4/10

Frank Drebin and the guy from Cheers - 8/10

Adrienne Barbeau ball busting Hal Holbrook - 7/10

Roach show - 6/10
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Zombie Strippers (2008): 8/10
This has joined Halloween as required October viewing for me. It's how camp is done right.
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caroline wrote:Zombie Strippers (2008): 8/10
This has joined Halloween as required October viewing for me. It's how camp is done right.
IFC has this one repeat lately. Last time Jenna looked ok.
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Girls!Girls!Girls!(1962 Elvis Presley,Stella Stevens) 6.5/10
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Gone Girl - 3/10
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DSAB wrote:
caroline wrote:Zombie Strippers (2008): 8/10
This has joined Halloween as required October viewing for me. It's how camp is done right.
IFC has this one repeat lately. Last time Jenna looked ok.
IFC has commercials though, right? Annoying.
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caroline wrote:
DSAB wrote:
caroline wrote:Zombie Strippers (2008): 8/10
This has joined Halloween as required October viewing for me. It's how camp is done right.
IFC has this one repeat lately. Last time Jenna looked ok.
IFC has commercials though, right? Annoying.
Yep. I think this movie clocks in around 2:10 on IFC.
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John Wick 6/10

Another one of those movies where everybody knows the guy that is seeking revenge is a badass except for the guy who wronged him. Cool action but I think I'm just bored of this whole plot line.
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