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Donald Trump takes a hard look at himself in new Simpsons sketch
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I know that Trump invites lame jokes and that his presidency is a goldmine for lazy writers, but this is painful to watch even by the low, modern day Simpsons standards.Turner Coates wrote:Donald Trump takes a hard look at himself in new Simpsons sketch
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-ente ... 72146.html
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I think it's pretty awesome. The criticism barrage should be relentless and hit him from every angle available.
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Donald Trump steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "Donald Trump sucks!" written in urine across the snow.
He's pretty annoyed about this so he storms into his security staff's headquarters, and yells, "Somebody wrote an insult in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they wrote it in urine! Whoever did it had to be standing right on the porch when he did it! Where were you guys?!"
The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.
Trump hollers, "Dammit, don't just sit there! Get out and find out who did it! I want an answer, and I want it tonight!"
The entire staff immediately jump up and race for the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, "Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"
Trump says, "Give me the bad news first."
The officer says, "We took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Mike Pence’s urine."
Trump says, "Oh my god, I feel so... so... betrayed! My own vice president! Damn. ...What’s the really bad news?"
The officer replies, "Well Mr. President, it's Melania's handwriting."
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"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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Fuck, he sounds terrified.Turner Coates wrote:
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I hope it doesn't affect his golf game.LeeRatbag wrote: Fuck, he sounds terrified.
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"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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That's not a real tweet. He hasn't tweeted about Stormy at all.LeeRatbag wrote:Fuck, he sounds terrified.Turner Coates wrote:
But word is he had dinner with Michael Cohen last night. Tonight's forecast calls for definite Stormy weather.
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Get this worthless basketball off, I wanna hear what Stormy has to say!
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Why am I not surprised a white kid missed a shot at the end to stop this shit going to overtime. We all know white men can't jump.
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I doubt Daniels says shit. She’s still under the NDA. What can she say?
At any rate, if she knows something, why the big push to speak up now? Why not before the election? I think she’s an attention whore and little else.
At any rate, if she knows something, why the big push to speak up now? Why not before the election? I think she’s an attention whore and little else.
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He can care less..he already got what he wanted...to make people like you miserable for the next 4 and most likely 8 years...and it was totally worth itexitflagger wrote:I think it's pretty awesome. The criticism barrage should be relentless and hit him from every angle available.
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It continues to be utterly ridiculous that is this a thing. "Hey, Trump makes you lefties batshit insane with rage so it's totally worth the destruction of American democracy!" Seriously, anyone who thinks like this does not really seem to have much respect for the country.Mazerati wrote:He can care less..he already got what he wanted...to make people like you miserable for the next 4 and most likely 8 years...and it was totally worth itexitflagger wrote:I think it's pretty awesome. The criticism barrage should be relentless and hit him from every angle available.
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Mazerati wrote:He can care less..he already got what he wanted...to make people like you miserable for the next 4 and most likely 8 years...and it was totally worth itexitflagger wrote:I think it's pretty awesome. The criticism barrage should be relentless and hit him from every angle available.
He'll either be impeached or resign within 18 months.
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Okay, Lenny. You're not getting any rabbits till ya throw away the wet blanket.TenBenny wrote:That's not a real tweet. He hasn't tweeted about Stormy at all.LeeRatbag wrote:Fuck, he sounds terrified.Turner Coates wrote:
"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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The only way to stop a bad attention whore with tiny hands is a good attention whore with huge tits.Mojo wrote:At any rate, if she knows something, why the big push to speak up now? Why not before the election? I think she’s an attention whore and little else.
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Mojo wrote:I doubt Daniels says shit. She’s still under the NDA. What can she say?
At any rate, if she knows something, why the big push to speak up now? Why not before the election? I think she’s an attention whore and little else.
Let the attention whore talk. The more she talks, the more it pisses off that POS. And the more it makes his religious nut job supporters
look like the fucking douchebags they are.
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Ok...
Stormy Daniels claims that Trump compared her to his daughter before sleeping with her. This dude is fucking sick.
If Trump claims that he never slept with her, why would he need a non-disclosure agreement?
Was the payment to Daniels an illegal campaign donation?
Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
Stormy Daniels claims that Trump compared her to his daughter before sleeping with her. This dude is fucking sick.
If Trump claims that he never slept with her, why would he need a non-disclosure agreement?
Was the payment to Daniels an illegal campaign donation?
Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
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I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.That-guy wrote:Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
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True. And, if the pee tape is real, Trump is kind of a porn star.Gazpacho wrote:I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.That-guy wrote:Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
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Well, he did have a cameo in an actual soft porn movie several years ago.That-guy wrote:True. And, if the pee tape is real, Trump is kind of a porn star.Gazpacho wrote:I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.That-guy wrote:Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
edited: It was a Playboy film. He popped a bottle of champagne all over the Playboy logo on a limo. That's not Freudian at all.
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You're not funny Assnacho. We wish your father wore a condom.Gazpacho wrote:I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.That-guy wrote:Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
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I’m sorry, did someone say something?cowpins wrote:You're not funny Assnacho. We wish your father wore a condom.Gazpacho wrote:I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.That-guy wrote:Who would fuck a porn star without protection?
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And many of these same countries, and most notably Germany, will always see Russia as their greatest economic and military competitor in the region. These countries are too happy to see continued strains in US/Russia relations and will inflame them at every opportunity.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:And just to give some perspective, there are a at least a dozen countries in NATO that were former members of The Warsaw Pact. Forget Putin; imagine if you are a Russian citizen and you know NATO troops, aircraft, and probably nuclear weapons are stockpiled in Poland, The Baltics, Czech, etc? How the fuck are you going to expect them to react?
Obviously Putin wants to make a deal with the US and is becoming increasingly desperate. A deal would be massively beneficial to both economies and their respective national/global security concerns. Unfortunately the political climate in the US and abroad makes it difficult for any politician to negotiate with Russia without being convicted in public as being a treasonous puppet.
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^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?
As for NATO, the Eastern Europeans have a lot of reasons to stand up to Russia. They remember. It's not like Russia has been annexing territory or anything recently.
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?
Russia's population is under 150 million, the EU is about half a billion. Russia does have the gas that Europe needs, the US does not need it.Russian main exports are energy (oil and petroleum products, gas, coal), rolled steel, ferrous and nonferrous metals and minerals. The greater part of Russian exports belongs to oil and petroleum products. Other leading exports are natural gas, timber, fertilizers, machinery and equipment, armaments.
As for NATO, the Eastern Europeans have a lot of reasons to stand up to Russia. They remember. It's not like Russia has been annexing territory or anything recently.
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Yeah, people here have loved being the buffer in a nuclear proxy war since Ronald Reagan. That's about as absurd as the notion Germany was "inflaming strains" when we're really dangling from USA's balls and assimilating the same retarded rhetoric painting Russia as some evil supervillain for doing the same shit our darling allies do.Kiss Crue wrote:And many of these same countries, and most notably Germany, will always see Russia as their greatest economic and military competitor in the region. These countries are too happy to see continued strains in US/Russia relations and will inflame them at every opportunity.
Obviously Putin wants to make a deal with the US and is becoming increasingly desperate. A deal would be massively beneficial to both economies and their respective national/global security concerns. Unfortunately the political climate in the US and abroad makes it difficult for any politician to negotiate with Russia without being convicted in public as being a treasonous puppet.
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Interestingly enough, regarding the "60 Minutes" interview last night, the Stormy Daniels answers probably weren't the Earth-shattering revelations people were hoping for, but her lawyer Michael Avenatti is a force, man. He's playing the media in the right way, teasing that there's much more, actual media, that can and will be revealed. Good. Let it all come out, I say.
I saw one Twitter user on an article's feed asking if she would be able to provide a sketch artist with a description of the man she says threatened her in a parking lot with her daughter in the car. That's a good idea!
I saw one Twitter user on an article's feed asking if she would be able to provide a sketch artist with a description of the man she says threatened her in a parking lot with her daughter in the car. That's a good idea!
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TenBenny:TenBenny wrote:Interestingly enough, regarding the "60 Minutes" interview last night, the Stormy Daniels answers probably weren't the Earth-shattering revelations people were hoping for, but her lawyer Michael Avenatti is a force, man. He's playing the media in the right way, teasing that there's much more, actual media, that can and will be revealed. Good. Let it all come out, I say.
I saw one Twitter user on an article's feed asking if she would be able to provide a sketch artist with a description of the man she says threatened her in a parking lot with her daughter in the car. That's a good idea!
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