Hair metal is cool and BernieTaupson is michelish/PurpleIdiot

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Cool, so now I have to tell my gf "Okay, this guy on the internet is mad at me for something I said when Obama was in office and he's talking about killing me and I have no idea how nuts he actually is so if anything happens, this is his name and where he lives. But he's also a huge pussy so who knows."

And she is going to say "You dumbfuck. What did I say about poking these bears? People on the internet are crazy!"

She hates that I post here.

Another lesson learned! Do NOT unfoe people.

Oh, one more thing before I start turning in for the night. (Today was a great day on Sludge!): The dead giveaway that PurpleIdiot/michelish/BernieTaupson wrote that post is the idea that two people are still that pissed at me seems kinda far-fetched. He's really my only attention-seeker now. So as much as I'd love to believe that I was such a little stinker that hordes of people are still furious with me--and so scared they won't interact with me directly!--it's just one guy here trying to get my attention all day. Even DDM chilled out and that guy has ZERO chill.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Hi, Purp! I see you reading. Let me fill you in on the plan I'm talking about.

If I die AT ALL, I want you to be questioned by the police. If I blow my own brains out because I can't stand how horribly unfunny "Taupson" is, I'd like you have a little sit-down with the fuzz. I live in a city with a big hit-and-run problem so maybe pray I look both ways.

Look, if you get to daydream about killing me, I get to daydream about you shitting your big-and-talls after a cop knock.

[LAglamrocker]

HHH did the correct thing told truth about Katie Vick
Funerals can be funny if done right

Bulletboys Za Za cd cover looks like a fun way to go#thankyouBulletboys

Laughing With The Dead 1 800 Goodbye

[Chip Z'Hoy]

[HueyRamone]

Makes sense now that you mention it. Who the hell would waste that much time summarizing a fucking Gene Simmons solo concert?

To be fair to PurpieTaupson, He prolly just decided to watch the full live youtube of the Gene show, and started notating it to pass the time. When he saw what a trainwreck it was, he wrote more and more in depth. People seemed to enjoy his play-by-play across multiple spaces on the intermanet. So he was sludging on a famous member in the sludge genre ON SLUDGE, and I dont see how doing that could be considered a waste of time.

[MetalSludgeCEO]

A few things...

1. Chip Z'Hoy and I have no issue... what happened over a decade ago is long in the rear-view mirror.

2. There were never any lawyers involved in the DeathCurse situation. I believe a lesson was learned. I had (still have) my sources... and if I need to use them, I will.

3. BernieTaupson, you have been on my radar for a while... and have absolutely acted out of line. Your continued little digs/comments at me and others are not welcome here.

Stop it... there will be no more warnings... and if you play stupid and continue, your account will go away.

$tEvil

[HueyRamone]

looks like we wont get a blow by blow of the Kiss Storms Vegas event.

[Nate S Axel]

looks like we wont get a blow by blow of the Kiss Storms Vegas event.

Good thing ChatGeePeeTee can help!

[dmbrocker]

looks like we wont get a blow by blow of the Kiss Storms Vegas event.

No more meet-n'-greet threads about gullible dorks at Kiss shows, either.

[Fat_Elvis]

Look what you've done, Chip!!!!!!

[skinni]

Maybe Adam Bomb will return now

[GoodJudge]

I never associated BT with Michelish etc. BT claimed several times that he's not in the US (possibly "not in North America"), though of course there's no way to check. But the day Michelish was banned, someone (can't recall who) posted "I bet he's still here on another account", to which someone else (who I do remember but won't name) replied "That would be correct". I've always assumed that was his alt. Of course he could still have multiple accounts and personas, but that's rather sad for a 50- or 60- something.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I never associated BT with Michelish etc. BT claimed several times that he's not in the US (possibly "not in North America"), though of course there's no way to check. But the day Michelish was banned, someone (can't recall who) posted "I bet he's still here on another account", to which someone else (who I do remember but won't name) replied "That would be correct". I've always assumed that was his alt. Of course he could still have multiple accounts and personas, but that's rather sad for a 50- or 60- something.

The most pathetic approach is when they make multiple accounts for the purposes of being friendly with one and then a jerk with another. It's happened to me several times in the past and is probably happening now--I can be certain somebody I think is a cool guy is also behind one of these troll accounts. I guess it's a pretty thrilling feeling but not much of a social experiment. If you act nice to someone, they're nice back? And if you insult them, they don't like you? Weird to spend that amount of energy just to make that point.

Anyway, that's neither here nor there. BT/mich/PI has a clean slate with me if he wants it. He won't take it, but it's there. There's no other path, other than mutually assured destruction.

When I see a 10-15 year old account return from the dead just to start turboposting in the exact same manner, I'll block them as a show of good faith on my end.

But in case I've been unclear about this, I'm not interested in 2005 Sludge rules anymore. I'm not going to stand here like a Buckingham Palace guard while deranged rednecks threaten my safety and the safety of my family. I'm not going to put all that at risk to save face in front of VinnieVanMalmsteen. So there's preparation on that end. My gf had an unfortunate road rage incident with a similarly crazed redneck so we're especially uninterested in indulging this shit.

Overreaction? Hopefully! But again, I'd rather be a laughingstock on Metal Sludge than caught lacking in this regard. No-brainer.

And I think the general consensus among my haters is that I'm thin-skinned and paranoid, so what difference does it make?

tl;dr It's over for me if it's over for him. If it's not, we can cross that bridge when we get to it.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Also, as another show of good faith, that's the last I'll say on the matter. I'm not responding to drag it out; I really just want to de-escalate.

If anyone else has some festering grievance with me and they're doing the Buscemi in Billy Madison routine, my PM's are open. I'm not saying I'll have the energy to get into it but maybe we can hugitoutbitch and have one less aggravation in an already aggravating world.

[Fletch]

Almost the entire first page (for me) looks like Chip is talking to himself - does that mean I’m blocked by other people responding? It’s like jumping into a Twitter thread.

[jens]

Makes sense now that you mention it. Who the hell would waste that much time summarizing a fucking Gene Simmons solo concert?

Bullshit, that was the best thread of the year!

[Grendel]

Makes sense now that you mention it. Who the hell would waste that much time summarizing a fucking Gene Simmons solo concert?

Bullshit, that was the best thread of the year!

Where was that thread?

PurpleIdiot was funny. He went nuclear on Hungwell when Hungwell said he had to retrofit a parachute to make his KLOWN costume. He also blew his top after they made KLOWN a five-piece band. LOL It's funny to imagine him selling houses, while secretly being ate the fuck up by what sludgers have said about him.

[Grendel]

Didn't PurpleIdiot take the michelish nym from someone else? And wasn't he also WastedRumpRanger?

[LAglamrocker]

Dude is like Dangerous Danny Davis- show was better with him
Now just stupid looking UFC refs

Chip is like that new Nash ring announcer- does anyone really care

[Grendel]

Did you prefer his posts as PurpleIdiot, michelish, or WastedRumpRanger?