Gwyneth Paltrow If You Don't Like My Vagina

[LSD69]

Did anyone ever buy one of these candles

Did it really smell like a snatch


https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/18/gwyneth- ... -yourself/

[Hatchets Molly]

From AI:

Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle doesn't actually smell like a vagina. According to Paltrow, it was meant to be a feminist statement, not a literal fragrance representation. The candle is a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes, juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.

[Danzig in the Dark]

From AI:

Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle doesn't actually smell like a vagina. According to Paltrow, it was meant to be a feminist statement, not a literal fragrance representation. The candle is a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes, juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.

Who is this 'Al' guy? Is it the same Al who is stealing everyone's jobs now that we chased all the Mexicans away?

[Hatchets Molly]

From AI:

Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle doesn't actually smell like a vagina. According to Paltrow, it was meant to be a feminist statement, not a literal fragrance representation. The candle is a blend of geranium, bergamot, and cedar absolutes, juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.

Who is this 'Al' guy? Is it the same Al who is stealing everyone's jobs now that we chased all the Mexicans away?

Yes. That one. He said not to fall for this scam unless there is a guarantee of "aromatic tuna" on the candle.

[killeverything]

There was a solid seabass joke made here about Gwyneth's Vagina Candle a while back.

[Hatchets Molly]