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What would you buy if you had "Mattley Money Bitches"? I'd go with a bigger boat that could get me to the Bahamas, and yes, I'd call it, "Mattley Money Bitches".
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Jacob Fatu red hoodie
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lemmyswart2 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 04, 2025 4:53 am My wife has 4 lawsuits. The first one settled for 20 million. We have not got paid yet. We plan on buying a high end class a motorcoach like a liberty or marathon. Ad a atc or featherlite 26' stacker trailer and will travel.
Pay off all our daughter and son in laws house and bills. Buy a nice home in a class a motorcoach community. Invest in gold and realestate. The stacker will haul our car. I talked to Mark Worman at Graveyard cars about building a replica of the 71 cuda from the first Phantasm film. Then I can cosplay Jody or Reggie and my wife as Morticia Addams as she naturally looks just like her. Thin, long black hair and big tits. We are 55 so the right age to do just whatever the fuck we want.
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3 items on my wish list

Chrome Hearts leather jacket
Chrome Hearts leather pants (the same pair Slash wears on stage)
Rolex Submariner

These are all manageable. Probably around $25K for all
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I would be able to keep my heavy metal band, named after my last name, on the road, and not have to quit it because it costed too much money.
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Duh. A thousand vintage Beau Nasty shirts. If I’m gonna have mad Mattley money I’m gonna make some mad Mattley purchases.
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dmbrocker wrote: ↑Wed Jun 04, 2025 2:25 pm Duh. A thousand vintage Beau Nasty shirts. If I’m gonna have mad Mattley money I’m gonna make some mad Mattley purchases.
I don’t know if a thousand exist! It took me years to find an original lol
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English Leather, a pocket knife and a Mustang.
I could be a Socs.
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I'd just retire with a giant FUCK OFF to almost everyone I work with.
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1932 Ford 5-window coupe just like the one in American Graffiti.
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Champagne, cocaine and a lifetime stay in a luxury hotel. Fuck home ownership.
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A house in Disney World. They do exist . . .

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Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 4:37 am Image
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Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:35 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 4:37 am Image
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If I recall, THAT conversation is about jerking it. I'll take the two chicks of 2+ jerks/day.
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Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:44 am
Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:35 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 4:37 am Image
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If I recall, THAT conversation is about jerking it. I'll take the two chicks of 2+ jerks/day.
Used strictly for the sentence. I could have typed it myself, but the GIF is more fun.

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Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:47 am
Hatchets Molly wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:44 am
Nate S Axel wrote: ↑Mon Jun 09, 2025 9:35 am

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If I recall, THAT conversation is about jerking it. I'll take the two chicks of 2+ jerks/day.
Used strictly for the sentence. I could have typed it myself, but the GIF is more fun.

You need your own HAREM! I guarantee Mazda Mattley has one.
Of course, he would. Car salespersons are the cat's meow to cougars with botox'd faces and cigarette voices.
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