Donald Trump Won.

[eddie lee roth]

Skimp on the Barbie

[Sleek]

Creepy new page on whitehouse.gov..."Lo-Fi MAGA to relax or study to".

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

This is really fucking a real fucking thing in the real fucking world on the official government web page.

[Hatchets Molly]

Sounds like he stole Kim Jung Un’s soundtrack.

Can you also jerk off to it?

[demolition23]

Trump has now supported not only the Canadian centre-left, but also the Australian centre-left to election victories.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3606 ... jor-issues

[Gibsonite]

Trump has now supported not only the Canadian centre-left, but also the Australian centre-left to election victories.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3606 ... jor-issues

He tried to endorse new Canadian PM Carney near the end of the campaign but nobody up here believed that shit for a second, except for the retarded Maple MAGA buffoons

[dmbrocker]

Thoughts on Trumpy’s plan to reopen Alcatraz? Is El Salvador finally getting too overcrowded for them illeegulz? I’m surprised nobody here has yet mentioned his “I don’t know” response to whether or not he felt he needed to uphold the constitution. You could just tell he wanted to say no!

[Hatchets Molly]

Thoughts on Trumpy’s plan to reopen Alcatraz? Is El Salvador finally getting too overcrowded for them illeegulz? I’m surprised nobody here has yet mentioned his “I don’t know” response to whether or not he felt he needed to uphold the constitution. You could just tell he wanted to say no!

It's turnkey. Ready for operation after its closure in the 1960s. Dumpy was probably watching The Rock with Nic Cage, and the idea popped into his pea brain. He doesn't think of anything with a vision. It's all whimsy. Let's renovate an inoperable prison. That won't be wasting taxpayer money.

[HueyRamone]

I think it's just say you're doing something wacky every day. No one knows what you mean to do or not do, and then siphon whatever wealth you can while people are distracted by Alcatrazz.

[Metal Sludge]

Thoughts on Trumpy’s plan to reopen Alcatraz? Is El Salvador finally getting too overcrowded for them illeegulz? I’m surprised nobody here has yet mentioned his “I don’t know” response to whether or not he felt he needed to uphold the constitution. You could just tell he wanted to say no!

Jesus Christ! This is the stupidest thing ever!
Alcatraz is a tiny little place with 350 6x6 cells!
It was rotting in 1963 when they closed it. It's still rotting today, but they do have public restrooms there now, for the tourists. I guess that's a plus.
It was also purchased by the National Parks in 1972 to make it a tourist attraction.
The part of the island that isn't the prison, is a bird sanctuary.

[mullet_head]

It's turnkey. Ready for operation after its closure in the 1960s. Dumpy was probably watching The Rock with Nic Cage, and the idea popped into his pea brain.

It was reported that Escape from Alcatraz was on TV the night before he announced this brilliant idea.

https://deadline.com/2025/05/trumps-esc ... 236386328/

[Hatchets Molly]

It's turnkey. Ready for operation after its closure in the 1960s. Dumpy was probably watching The Rock with Nic Cage, and the idea popped into his pea brain.

It was reported that Escape from Alcatraz was on TV the night before he announced this brilliant idea.

https://deadline.com/2025/05/trumps-esc ... 236386328/

I believe it. Dumbass doesn't have original ideas.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Deflect and distract.

Trumps is still gutting Social Security and Medicaid, but let's focus on Alcatraz.

Oh, and it might not be a good idea to book a flight for the next four years. https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/us/insid ... rk-airport

[mullet_head]

It's turnkey. Ready for operation after its closure in the 1960s. Dumpy was probably watching The Rock with Nic Cage, and the idea popped into his pea brain.

It was reported that Escape from Alcatraz was on TV the night before he announced this brilliant idea.

https://deadline.com/2025/05/trumps-esc ... 236386328/

I believe it. Dumbass doesn't have original ideas.

He has clearly done his research, since he stated ''Alcatraz has been turned into a museum, believe it or not.'' (paraphrasing here).



Like it was some little known trivia that only few people had access to.

[Hatchets Molly]

It was reported that Escape from Alcatraz was on TV the night before he announced this brilliant idea.

https://deadline.com/2025/05/trumps-esc ... 236386328/

I believe it. Dumbass doesn't have original ideas.

He has clearly done his research, since he stated ''Alcatraz has been turned into a museum, believe it or not.'' (paraphrasing here).



Like it was some little known trivia that only few people had access to.

Did he say that Sean Connery and Clint Eastwood once lived there, to his knowledge? Whatta dolt.

Next he'll say this guys is MS-13:

[kytepunches]

Today he loves Canada and wants to be besties with PM.Carney. Too late you giant Cheeto , we have moved on.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Today he loves Canada and wants to be besties with PM.Carney. Too late you giant Cheeto , we have moved on.

[Metal Sludge]

Deflect and distract.

Trumps is still gutting Social Security and Medicaid, but let's focus on Alcatraz.

Oh, and it might not be a good idea to book a flight for the next four years. https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/us/insid ... rk-airport

I'm not flying anywhere this year! That's for sure!

[exitflagger]

So much for a "non-woke" Pope. Jesus says suck it, trumpies!

AAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA!!!!

[Metal Sludge]

So much for a "non-woke" Pope. Jesus says suck it, trumpies!

AAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA!!!!

Not gonna lie...I was kinda hoping for Pope Pizzaballa. Just because it would be really fun to say for the next 20 years!
I'm cool with Pope Leo though. An American from Chicago. Let's hope he's got a little Southside in him.
Watching him beat down JD Vance was fun.

I think it's safe to say, I am the worst Catholic ever!

[eddie lee roth]

I bought a nice ebike in late March from a company in California that has ties to China for $1,949 dollars. It sells today for $2,349 dollars. Bought it just in the nick of time.

[kytepunches]

I bought a nice ebike in late March from a company in California that has ties to China for $1,949 dollars. It sells today for $2,349 dollars. Bought it just in the nick of time.

As long as you understand that Tariffs are a great thing for all Americans. You spend more and they take more. Win / Win.

It’ll be interesting to see how the general population reacts to empty Walmart shelves . China is about to hit back hard.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

As long as you understand that Tariffs are a great thing for all Americans. You spend more and they take more. Win / Win.

It’ll be interesting to see how the general population reacts to empty Walmart shelves . China is about to hit back hard.

The next time one of these freaks try to say their main issue is "inflation" or "the economy," call them on their bullshit. They never cared about the economy and if they weren't truly deranged, they knew costs were going to skyrocket. There was never a world where these costs weren't going to be passed down to the consumer.

They'll happily pay whatever prices come our way just because Trump is in office. So... what was the appeal of Trump, if not lower costs? Racism. That's seriously the only thing left. Their list of grievances, from the top down, have been proven to be bullshit--they actually don't care about any of it. They just want a white Christian nation. Even the Christianity is flexible with them.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Also, as consumers, we're telling the marketplace how much we're willing to pay for goods. Costs may not stay as high as they're going to get, but they're not going back down to where they were either.

So all this jive about it being a "temporary pinch"--they're lying about that too.

[Fat_Elvis]

Chip's right, mostly. But I think there were/are plenty of Trump voters who legitimately had no understanding of how tariffs would drive up costs. They have a non-stop victim mentality, so when they hear Trump say "we've been ripped off by these places so now we're gonna hit them with tariffs" they go, "fuck yeah! We've been taken advantage of!" Now they go to Temu and see that everything costs more. Wait til they need a new TV or car.

Then you have the others who absolutely knew prices would soar, the markets would fall, and they are perfectly fine with literally paying the price to "own the libs" aka make life more difficult for gay people, trans people, people of color, disabled people, basically anything advocating for the marginalized - all while clutching their Chirst on a cross necklace and waving their American flag that is supposed to represent "liberty and justice for all."

[eddie lee roth]

Looking to make a easy score?

Las Vegas has the over under at 2.5 on how many dick in the boxes Bannon will give to his mother today.

Considering that family and his age I would of set it at 3.5

[exitflagger]

Whatta dolt.

The thing about Donnie is, yes he is an idiot. But that doesn't really tell the whole story. When he says stupid delusional shit there are so many other conniving factors at work.

1. He's consistently trying to create his own alternate reality where he's right about everything and his myriad of lies are truth.
2. He's very successful at convincing his idiot followers that he's not lying and not delusional. They don't ever get exposed to anything that breaks the spell. It's confirmation bias upon confirmation bias, many layers overlapping. It's all very much a cooperation between Trump and his followers in pursuit of power and getting their way.

It's a mistake that keeps happening to assume it's all simply stupidity. This is a playbook that is in line with any other authoritarian maneuver throughout history.

[dmbrocker]

Chip's right, mostly. But I think there were/are plenty of Trump voters who legitimately had no understanding of how tariffs would drive up costs. They have a non-stop victim mentality, so when they hear Trump say "we've been ripped off by these places so now we're gonna hit them with tariffs" they go, "fuck yeah! We've been taken advantage of!" Now they go to Temu and see that everything costs more. Wait til they need a new TV or car.

Then you have the others who absolutely knew prices would soar, the markets would fall, and they are perfectly fine with literally paying the price to "own the libs" aka make life more difficult for gay people, trans people, people of color, disabled people, basically anything advocating for the marginalized - all while clutching their Chirst on a cross necklace and waving their American flag that is supposed to represent "liberty and justice for all."

It's a little bit of the former, but definitely a lot more of the latter, especially where I live. It's the type of white Christian nationalism that existed long before Trumpy even considered running for office, and it literally sees Republican vs. Democrat/conservativism vs. liberalism as the biblical battle between good and evil, with the former (conservativism, anti-marginalized groups, etc.) painted as being on the side of good and the latter being on the side of evil. Trumpy's just using the old "satanic panic" and "red scare" to his advantage.

[Hatchets Molly]

It's a little bit of the former, but definitely a lot more of the latter, especially where I live. It's the type of white Christian nationalsm that existed long before Trumpy even considered running for office, and it literally sees Republican vs. Democrat/conservativism vs. liberalism as the biblical battle between good and evil, with the former (conservativism, anti-marginalized groups, etc.) painted as being on the side of good and the latter being on the side of evil. Trumpy's just using the old "satanic panic" and "red scare" to his advantage.

It's too bad that when these people die, they'll never know their religion was also a scam, since it's "lights out... no eternal life."

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Okay, so Dump called Qatar terrorists in 2017 and now he accepts a plane from them.

While I agree with (God help me) Rand Paul on this one, let's just sit tight and see how it plays out.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Okay, so Dump called Qatar terrorists in 2017 and now he accepts a plane from them.

While I agree with (God help me) Rand Paul on this one, let's just sit tight and see how it plays out.

We can only hope the Real World guy creates the flight plans for this monstrosity.