Dump Shithole

[That-guy]

If anyone has Trump's other tax returns, please microwave them to me.

I'll send them over soon as this corn dog is done!

I was making popcorn last night and saw Kellyanne scratching her ass.

What ass?

[Danzig in the Dark]

I'll send them over soon as this corn dog is done!

I was making popcorn last night and saw Kellyanne scratching her ass.

What ass?

The orange one.

[dmbrocker]

https://www.yahoo.com/style/twitter-use ... 25047.html



Thank heavens for Glamour Shots! Nice one, Kellyanne!

[Turner Coates]

[poisonheart]

A good day for Establishment Clause case law. Hawaii falls under the 9th Circuit, so 4-4 SCOTUS likely renders any appeals on v 2.0 toast. Maybe POTUS can get Drew Sherman on the case? Third time's a charm?

[DEATH ROW JOE]

“This ruling makes us look weak,” Mr. Trump said at a rally in Nashville.

#LOSER
#WEAKESTPRESIDENTEVER

[Turner Coates]

“This ruling makes us look weak,” Mr. Trump said at a rally in Nashville.

Then why doesn't he use his super macho power to tear it apart?
Is he slipping?

[DEATH ROW JOE]

Too bad Putin can't hack the federal judge.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

#THANKSPUTIN

[vlad]

So the asshole and his admin are gutting things like Meals on Wheels ("it's not showing any results"), and the NWS, and the CDC. Hell, so many things to help fund his motherfucking wall.

In fact he wants to take money from NYC's counter-terrorism efforts, and national coastal, air and port security to fund that motherfucking wall because he "promised" his knuckle dragging fans he would. A pointless exercise. Oh and fund the already truly hugest defense budget on the planet so he (and Bannon and co.) can get their war hard-on going.

So to keep us "safe" we will cut funding from agencies that do exactly that. If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Fucking cunts.

[TawnyVonJagger]

So the asshole and his admin are gutting things like Meals on Wheels ("it's not showing any results"), and the NWS, and the CDC. Hell, so many things to help fund his motherfucking wall.

In fact he wants to take money from NYC's counter-terrorism efforts, and national coastal, air and port security to fund that motherfucking wall because he "promised" his knuckle dragging fans he would. A pointless exercise. Oh and fund the already truly hugest defense budget on the planet so he (and Bannon and co.) can get their war hard-on going.

So to keep us "safe" we will cut funding from agencies that do exactly that. If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Fucking cunts.

Oh, the gutting of Meals on Wheels and free lunch for kids has got me ALL bent! These could be their only meal of the day! Please, Trumptards, defend this shit, I dare you. You'll just show what despicable pieces of shit you all are. Fuck it, who needs to eat?
Predicting and tracking catastrophic storms? Fuck it, who cares?
Curing sickness and disease? Fuck it, who cares? SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, BITCHES!

[cantstopthemusic]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

[cantstopthemusic]

So the asshole and his admin are gutting things like Meals on Wheels

Let them eat cake.

[TawnyVonJagger]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Mr. Magic Fingers' reading comprehension isn't all that great.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

Make America Unsafe Again

[Luminiferous]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Who'd you report it to gramps? The moderators at newbienudes? The mod here hates you and thinks you're a piece of shit...

[Turner Coates]

Oh, the gutting of Meals on Wheels and free lunch for kids has got me ALL bent!

It's the powerful crushing the weak.
Has this country gone fucking crazy?

[Pierce Foreskin]

So the asshole and his admin are gutting things like Meals on Wheels ("it's not showing any results"), and the NWS, and the CDC. Hell, so many things to help fund his motherfucking wall.

And he will say with a straight face that it won't hurt the elderly or the poor.

I can't speak for other areas of the country, but here in my state a lot of people who use Meals On Wheels are disabled vets. Talk about biting the hand that feeds.

[exitflagger]

And he will say with a straight face that it won't hurt the elderly or the poor.

I can't speak for other areas of the country, but here in my state a lot of people who use Meals On Wheels are disabled vets. Talk about biting the hand that feeds.

During the election you could tell these people till you were blue in the face that by voting for Trump, they were voting against their own self interest. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall. But hey, they beat them got-damn liberals. Got them jungle bunnies outta the White house.

#MAGA means no government help with food or healthcare but at least while starving and dying of a treatable condition we can smile about keeping them dingdang foreigners out of the country, right?

[whammybar]

Sorry Grandma, no Meals on Wheels for you! Now pick your ass up off the kitchen floor and go buy some peanut butter! Praise the Lord.

[cantstopthemusic]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Who'd you report it to?

http://mashable.com/2016/03/08/secret-s ... jE3HG.pPqr

[Pierce Foreskin]

And he will say with a straight face that it won't hurt the elderly or the poor.

I can't speak for other areas of the country, but here in my state a lot of people who use Meals On Wheels are disabled vets. Talk about biting the hand that feeds.

During the election you could tell these people till you were blue in the face that by voting for Trump, they were voting against their own self interest. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall. But hey, they beat them got-damn liberals. Got them jungle bunnies outta the White house.

#MAGA means no government help with food or healthcare but at least while starving and dying of a treatable condition we can smile about keeping them dingdang foreigners out of the country, right?

Because the typical trumpster is more about watching "the liberals heads explode" than anything else of importance.
I am sure all of those fine, fine, superfine people thought he was talking about other peoples Federal benefits, not their own.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

Spicer creates a international incident by parroting "rubbish" Trump heard on Fox News, had to issue a formal apology.

US makes formal apology to Britain after White House accuses GCHQ of wiretapping Trump Tower
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03 ... retapping/
The US has made a formal apology to Britain after the White House accused GCHQ of helping Barack Obama spy on Donald Trump in the White House. Sean Spicer, Mr Trump's press secretary, repeated a claim on Thursday evening – initially made by an analyst on Fox News - that GCHQ was used by Mr Obama to spy on Trump Tower in the lead-up to last November's election.

[vlad]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Who'd you report it to gramps? The moderators at newbienudes? The mod here hates you and thinks you're a piece of shit...

Oh look! CSTM crawled out of his dusty spider web again.

And boy, did I mangle that sentence.

Chief WTF does want to cut 100s of millions to states for security. To build that stupid fucking wall and buy more F-35s. Cutting NYC's part is especially mind blowing. He was in NYC (or as HE says, apparently in NJ watching thousands of Muslims dancing in the streets) on 9/11. He even profited on it. Iblowmymom, KY is not a target, NYC was and continues to be, especially now that he keeps a residence there.

The Third Lady is ensconced in the tower there at a cost of around half a million a day to NYC. But he is that kind of petty and vindictive and short-sighted. So, NYC, a number one target for actual terrorism (like the one that the Trumpers like to scream about, at the same time absolutely hating and wishing death on those NYC libtards) could lose it's anti=terrorism intelligence apparatus.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Spicer creates a international incident by parroting "rubbish" Trump heard on Fox News, had to issue a formal apology.

US makes formal apology to Britain after White House accuses GCHQ of wiretapping Trump Tower
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03 ... retapping/
The US has made a formal apology to Britain after the White House accused GCHQ of helping Barack Obama spy on Donald Trump in the White House. Sean Spicer, Mr Trump's press secretary, repeated a claim on Thursday evening – initially made by an analyst on Fox News - that GCHQ was used by Mr Obama to spy on Trump Tower in the lead-up to last November's election.

I've been saying since before the election that Trump was going to piss off our Allies. Australia, now Great Britain. Fucking brilliant.

[Luminiferous]

Reported!

Who'd you report it to?

http://mashable.com/2016/03/08/secret-s ... jE3HG.pPqr

She didn't make a threat, stupid...

[Danzig in the Dark]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Really? How do you think the Secret Service handles wishes, cantstoptheinanity? Will they ask her if she is a sorceress? Do you think they're going to investigate her background to see if she has ever associated with genies, leprechauns or other magical creatures who grant wishes? Maybe they'll execute a search warrant to see if she has any wish granting amulets or charms?

[vlad]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Really? How do you think the Secret Service handles wishes, cantstoptheinanity? Will they ask her if she is a sorceress? Do you think they're going to investigate her background to see if she has ever associated with genies, leprechauns or other magical creatures who grant wishes? Maybe they'll execute a search warrant to see if she has any wish granting amulets or charms?

Ssshhhhh...they might want an explanation of why I still have an little 18year old Captain Underpants stuffed toy. That is pretty scary.*

*In a glass cabinet with other bits and bobs that have some meaning from my life. CU was my late dog's favourite toy as a puppy.

[Turner Coates]

Laptop holding Trump Tower floor plans, Hillary Clinton email investigation info stolen from Secret Service agent
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/lap ... -1.3001078

A laptop computer containing floor plans for Trump Tower, information about the Hillary Clinton email investigation and other national security information was stolen from a Secret Service agent's vehicle in Brooklyn, police sources told the Daily News.

Authorities have been frantically searching for the laptop since it was stolen Thursday morning — and are trying to determine if the thief knew what he was taking or randomly targeted the agent’s vehicle.

NYPD cops were assisting in the investigation but had scant information on exactly what’s on the laptop, sources said.

"The Secret Service is very heavily involved and, citing national security, there's very little we have on our side," a police source said. "It's a very big deal.”

"There's data on there that's highly sensitive,” the source said. “They're scrambling like mad.”

The information on the laptop cannot be remotely erased, sources said.

Other items stolen include “sensitive” documents, an access keycard, coins, a black zippered bag with the Secret Service insignia on it and Secret Service lapel pins from various assignments — including ones involving Donald Trump, the Hillary Clinton campaign, the United Nations General Assembly and the Pope’s visit to New York, sources said.

Some items, including the coins and bag, were later found. But other items, including the laptop, were still being sought.

"The U.S. Secret Service can confirm that an employee was the victim of a criminal act in which our Agency issued laptop computer was stolen,” Secret Service spokesman Shawn Holtzclaw said in a statement.

“Secret Service issued laptops contain multiple layers of security including full disk encryption and are not permitted to contain classified information. An investigation is ongoing and the Secret Service is withholding additional comment until the facts are gathered.”

The agent, Marie Argentieri, could not be reached for comment.

The thief stepped out of a dark-colored car, possibly an Uber, and stole the laptop from Argentieri's vehicle, a 2015 Bajaj, which was parked in the driveway of her Bath Beach home, sources said. Neighbors said the thief struck about 3 a.m.

The crook, a man dressed in black, didn’t get back in the car. He was seen on surveillance video walking away from the scene with a backpack holding the laptop, sources said.
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The laptop contained info regarding the investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server.

Neighbor Jaime Palazzi, 40, saw the thief but was unaware until later the backpack belonged to the agent.

"I was smoking a cigarette on my balcony,” Palazzi said. “I looked at him, he looked at me, and he kept on going. It wasn't anything out of the ordinary.”

Another neighbor, Mike Mignuolo, 73, believes, based on the video police showed him, that the suspect moved quickly and with a purpose.

“It showed somebody running to the car and running back out,” he said. “They knew what they were doing, absolutely. They knew what they were hitting.”
The Secret Service agent's vehicle was parked in the driveway of her Bath Beach, Brooklyn, home, when the laptop was stolen.
The Secret Service agent's vehicle was parked in the driveway of her Bath Beach, Brooklyn, home, when the laptop was stolen. (� Kevin Lamarque / Reuters/REUTERS)

Mignuolo said he was excited by the intrigue and theorized the thief is from nearby Brighton Beach, a Russian enclave.

“What’s going on is crazy,” he said, “with the Russians and the President.”

Argentieri told investigators the laptop contained floor plans for Trump Tower, evacuation protocols and information regarding the investigation of Hillary Clinton's private email server, according to sources.

While nothing about the White House or foreign leaders is stored on the laptop the information on there could compromise national security, she said.

After walking off the suspect turned onto Cropsey Ave. and dumped the bag in the snow outside a private home. Residents there had no comment.

Other items were found by a teacher at Poly Prep Country Day School, in neighboring Bay Ridge, and turned over to security. The school’s head of security notified Argentieri Friday morning, sources said.

“The NYPD is working along with the United States Secret Service,” the NYPD said in a statement. “If anyone has information that can assist in the investigation of this incident they are encouraged to contact the NYPD or the US Secret Service Field Office.”

[Luminiferous]

If I was ever to wish serious harm on that motherfucker, it would after he cuts federal funding to NYC police they'll not be able to help protect the Tower.

Reported!

Really? How do you think the Secret Service handles wishes, cantstoptheinanity? Will they ask her if she is a sorceress? Do you think they're going to investigate her background to see if she has ever associated with genies, leprechauns or other magical creatures who grant wishes? Maybe they'll execute a search warrant to see if she has any wish granting amulets or charms?

Maybe she's one of those witches Pat Robertson was talking about that's fucking with Drumpf??