The 16th Annual Hungwell Appreciation Sticky is Here!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:49 am

Suspenders make me cranky.

You wouldn't like me when I'm cranky....

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:59 am

Hungwell wrote:Fer Chrissakes, Sanity!!

All you were supposed to do was ask Crab Shack management for a modest 85% bump in the Band's guarantee.......and this is the fax I receive??!?

Dear Hungwell,

Regretably, all negotiations with Monty's Crew, LLC, have come to an end pending further investigation into a recent matter involving your Head of Security.

V.P. of Entertainment, Bob Hildenburger, has informed us of the following.

"A Monty's Crew rep by the name of 'SanityClause', came to see me regarding a routine business matter. No sooner than I introduced myself, he started to beat me about the face, neck and head."

If this holds true, you can expect us to pursue any/all legal recourse available to us.

Crab Shack Management

You better hope this gets resolved! Otherwise YOU'LL be the one to tell Stoner about having to play the T.G.I.F. circuit.

That wasn't me, I was sat at home Jerking off to Midget porn all day. I have the friction burns to prove it. Yeah I forgot the lube alright

Ask NickasInSaltLick what he was doing because I am sure he don't have an alibi!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:08 pm

^^^^^^^^^

I dropped Nickas a line.....we shall soon get to the bottom of this.....

NickasInSaltLick · Post by **NickasInSaltLick** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:01 pm

All right, sonofabitch, I was stuck on the fucking lesson tee all day and just got to this.

I sauntered down to that establishment and convinced them to settle the matter under the table. Sorry chief, but I could only manage a 75% bump in our advance, and I had to procure a few items for the guy, due to his bannination from the local Maverick store such as a pair of tube socks, a bottle of KY, a copy of Frankenhooker on laserdisc, three mega-rolls of Charmin Ultra and a pineapple. What he was going to do with that shit, I have no idea. I got the fuck outta there as fast as I could, but I got our check and it's been deposited.

Sanity, he agreed to drop the charges and he even gave me back Herman, your pet marmot.

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:51 pm

HERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Nick, I have been ever so lonely without him.
He's the only thing willing to crawl up my trouser leg, well
him and that toofless hooker who hangs around outside the liquor store.

No, I'm not talking about Ace....

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:52 pm

Do you guys mind if I post a flyer up on this thread? I gotta advertise my new gig.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:47 pm

I was hoping this thread would be good exposure for my new band but it seems no one fucking clicks on it anymore.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:34 pm

bobby wrote:I was hoping this thread would be good exposure for my new band but it seems no one fucking clicks on it anymore.

That is simply an unfortunate by-product of your posts.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:40 pm

Shit son, I saved this thread. I think all my fans where so disappointed that I didn't win that they just quit comin around.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:58 pm

hahahaha....6 minutes to respond, what took you so long?

Look, I got no problem with you but a successful thread needs you like a drowning child needs a box of anvils.

oh, and nice touch with the "son" shtick. I had 7 years of 'Labia Minora' field research under my belt before you stood nervously in front of a mirror to celebrate your first pube.

Nice try just the same.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:23 pm

Sorry pops, didn't mean to get your feathers ruffled. Those big words of yours sure do impress me though.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:27 pm

Hungwell wrote:My new P.R. monkey....

Btw, you was the one who brought me back into this thread. Remember?

You know this thread needed more bobbymuthafuckinstoney, you're just too vain to admit it.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:08 pm

bobby wrote:Btw, you was the one who brought me back into this thread. Remember?

nigga please......you were taggin' every other thread in the Lounge with my nym for a week.....if my nym was 'Beetlejuice' I would have appeared 3 times 'fore I ever acknowledged you.

bobby wrote:You know this thread needed more bobbymuthafuckinstoney, you're just way too good looking to admit it.

Fair enough.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:21 am

somedudeineverheardof wrote:wheres the love guys

What part of "I have no problem with bobby" don't you understand?

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:44 am

Its ok Mr Hungwell, I will have him removed and show him some backstage security love.
Now where did I put those brass knuckles and my Kosh?

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:52 am

Hungwell wrote:
somedudeineverheardof wrote:wheres the love guys

What part of "I have no problem with bobby" don't you understand?

And I have no probs with the hung one. I was just a little upset that I didn't get the gig as you would have been if you was nominated for it. It was the chance of a lifetime and I blew it by fucking off at the beginning of the contest. It was my mistake and I was just mad at myself for blowing yet another opportunity. I've gotten over it now though as my new band is kicking some ass all over the country.

Best of luck to Monty's Crew.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:54 am

SanityClause wrote:Its ok Mr Hungwell, I will have him removed and show him some backstage security love.
Now where did I put those brass knuckles and my Kosh?

Sell-Out

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:04 pm

That may not be a good idea, bobby.

Remember, Sanity shakes down club owners for our fee who never even booked us.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:07 pm

Ahhh but I've already faced Sanity in the GWE ring. He wasn't so tough.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:15 pm

bobbystoney wrote:Ahhh but I've already faced Sanity in the GWE ring. He wasn't so tough.

Sorry Bobby, but, It's fake you know™

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:35 pm

Redman77 wrote:
bobbystoney wrote:Ahhh but I've already faced Sanity in the GWE ring. He wasn't so tough.
Sorry Bobby, but, It's fake you know™

Ahhh yes, but so is the band.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:43 pm

NEVER!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:53 pm

bobbystoney wrote:Ahhh but I've already faced Sanity in the GWE ring. He wasn't so tough.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
Tell them the truth now. Tell them how I gave you a nipple wrench in the locker room and how you cried.

It's better for you and me that you come clean. Mr Hungwell supplied me with some dog food, a rotweiler that hasn't been fed for 6 weeks and a pair of handcuffs.

I am just itching to try them out.

bobbystoney · Post by **bobbystoney** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:04 pm

Real men can admit they cry. Besides that nipple wrench really hurt.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:28 pm

Let The_Punishment fit the crime.

I have officially booted ace's sick ass the hell outta my imaginary band, Monty's Crew.

Until such time as we find a suitable permanent replacement, Gilby Clark will be temping for us.

In addition, Ying Yang Coonshit or whateverthefuck his name is, will be takin' ace's spot when we hit Myrtle Beach.

Let it be written.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:22 am

Whats wrong with your purple tattered pants?

Carmanowar · Post by **Carmanowar** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:26 am

I think I should be the new lawyer for the band..... with richie blackmore's strat as partner just sayin...

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:48 pm

I believe Carman and Strat would be fantastic representation.

First you must sign a waiver stating that you cannot sue us for non-payments.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:38 am

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:04 am

I wonder how many will cotton on that you just bumped a sticky?