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Young Sherlock Holmes - 7/10

Fury - 10/10. Solid WW2 film with LaBeef, Bernthal, and Pitt.

Project:Metalbeast(1995) (Kim Delaney,Barry Bostwick) 6/10

Werewolf movie were scientist test a metal-based skin on it making him nearly indestructible but had to kill it in the end.

Wasn't great but interesting enough to make you keep watching it to find out what happens in the end.

Auto Focus(2002) (Greg Kinnear,Willem Dafoe) 8/10

Movie about Bob Crane and his obsession with sex and homemade pornography.

First time i've watched this and found it very interesting.
Grew up watching Hogan's Heroes as a kid.
He seemed like a good family man who didn't drink or smoke,i don't think he even got into drugs,but was basicly a sex addict,kinda like most of the guys here on Sludge.haha.

After watching this,i've came to the conclusion that Bill Cosby is probably guilty of raping all of those women.haha

Hercules (2014): 5/10
Watchable only for Ian McShane, who may be the coolest motherfucker on earth. The Oracle reminded me a lot of Swearengen, which may not speak well for McShane's acting ability, but is still OK by me.

Boondock Saints 2 - not as entertaining as the doc that showed what a douche the writer-director is. Actually this movie is a played out cliche of the first - and a hundred other (better) shoot em up revenge flicks. The super hot FBI chick honestly ruined it with her awful fake southern accent. That's just one of many reason actually. Not good, really no redeeming qualities. 3/10

Five Easy Pieces 10/10 Another Nicholson masterpiece.

Mr.Happyface wrote:

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:MockingJay 5/10. Just as crummy as the book. Why did I expect it not to be??????

lol, have you seen the other movies?

Yeah, Catching Fire was very good. (8 out of 10).

I would give the other two films 7 out of 10.

Hunger Games Mockingjay pt.1

7.5/8
I think how good this movie is will be dependent on how part 2 shakes out. This one was pretty good all around, but was mostly build up, laying the foundation for what's to come.

Monuments Men
3/10
Tried to watch this last night and fell asleep. This movie was boring as hell.

99 Ways to Die in the West
5/10
Could have and should have been so much better. So far, the only thing Seth MacFarlane has done that I thought was funny is Ted. Can't stand Family Guy.

Lay the favorite(2012) Bruce willis, Catherine zeta jones Vince Vaughn

For me its a 9/10 cause i love vegas and gambling but i guess its probably a 7/10 unless you wanna give it huge bonus points for laura prepon showing her boobs

Monkey Shines (1988) (Jason Beghe,John Pankow) 7/10

A paralyzed young man receives a smart monkey from a mad-scientist friend.

Pretty cool movie.
This monkey ends up going ape-shit and murdering people.
The mad-scientist friend keeps injecting this monkey with something that's suppose to make her smarter.

I always wanted to have a pet monkey but shit i don't know.
After watchin' this though i know to get a female instead of a male.
My 2 cats and 1 dog are all female as well.

midnighttoker wrote:Monkey Shines (1988) (Jason Beghe,John Pankow) 7/10

A paralyzed young man receives a smart monkey from a mad-scientist friend.

Pretty cool movie.
This monkey ends up going ape-shit and murdering people.
The mad-scientist friend keeps injecting this monkey with something that's suppose to make her smarter.

I always wanted to have a pet monkey but shit i don't know.
After watchin' this though i know to get a female instead of a male.
My 2 cats and 1 dog are all female as well.

One of Romero's most underrated films. He can do more than zombies!

Mocking jay part 1

The 3rd book was my least favorite of the series so I went in a little jaded.

I was pleasantly surprised.

7.5/10

I thought it was the most "true" to the book so far.

Enemy(2013) Jake Gyllenhaal

Looked good on paper but way too confusing for me and whats with the giant spider 6/10

Mocking Jay: 5/10
Just so much meh. Not a fan of the series and never read the books so I went in with fairly low expectations. They were met. Don't bother at all unless you've seen the other 2.

Tammy: 4/10

Typical story where the best parts of the film were in the trailer. Expecting a comedy, but was more like a chick flick with the occasional laugh. Don't waste your money.

Reasonable Doubts(2014) Samuel L Jackson

Not bad but pretty forgettable 6/10
Its also another movie barely 80 minutes using the 10+ minute credits to reach the 90 minute mark

Theater of Blood (1973) - there is so much good stuff going on in this. Vincent Price is perfectly cast. Plenty of macabre British humor and pretty darn violent. The poodle cooking scene is definitely a keeper. Fans of Vault of Horror should approve of this fun, revenged themed horror film. 7/10

Nightcrawler - 8/10. Jake Gyllenhall plays a freelance videographer. Story has some issues here and there, but the cinematography more than makes up for it. Movie is mainly shot at night, and the director nails every shot.

Tusk - 3/10. Wtf. It's a sort of Human Centipede, but only one victim, who gets turned into a walrus. Totally fucking stupid.

First time at the movies since i saw The Hangover 3

Horrible Bosses 2 (2014) Whole gang is back Bateman, Sudeikis, Spacey, Foxx , Aniston

Just as good as the first one with 5-6 major LOL moments, i just love the Aniston character too bad there wasnt more of her in the movie 8/10

The Dentist(1996) and The Dentist 2 (1998) - nice two-fer of nastiness starring Corbin Bersen, over the weekend via SHO. Non dental fans need apply. 7/10 for both.

The Privileged (2013)

At 78 minutes(credits included) can you even call it a movie?

Anyway its about a lawyer who fucked up a big case and now has to suck up to his boss to keep his job

Sreet Fight 8/10
About the 2002 Newark, NJ mayoral race. Sharpe James vs Cory Booker.
Maybe someone here from Newark can provide info how the town is today vs 10 years ago.

Chef- 6/10. Really captures the vibe of kitchen work. That being said, its heavy handed and lost 2 full points for a stupid, shitty, senseless ending. The plot holes are huge too.

Tusk - 6.5/10 - It's absurd but I still found it mostly enjoyable. Johnny Depp is fantastic.

The Babadook - 4/10 - I kept waiting for more to happen and it never did.

Uvanga(2013) Movie is about a mother and her son who are living in Montreal going to spend the summer in an Artic inuit village.

The acting is sub par but the scenery is great 6/10

GutterCreep wrote:Tusk - 6.5/10 - It's absurd but I still found it mostly enjoyable. Johnny Depp is fantastic.

The Babadook - 4/10 - I kept waiting for more to happen and it never did.

I thought the movie was going really well until Johnny Depp showed up. The movie's whole tone changed for the worse. That was the most wretched French Canadian accent I've heard. i understand it was supposed to be silly but that did not fit with the tone of the movie up to that point.

GutterCreep wrote:Tusk - 6.5/10 - It's absurd but I still found it mostly enjoyable. Johnny Depp is fantastic.

The Babadook - 4/10 - I kept waiting for more to happen and it never did.

I thought the movie was going really well until Johnny Depp showed up. The movie's whole tone changed for the worse. That was the most wretched French Canadian accent I've heard. i understand it was supposed to be silly but that did not fit with the tone of the movie up to that point.