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Bad Words - 8/10 - Bateman kicks my ass in this flick, his fuck buddy sponsor and Slumdog fill in the gaps. overall a good movie. Bateman reminds me of Rob Corddry, actors who should always play assholes in movies.

- Why don't you take your potty mouth, go locate your pre-teen cock-sucking son and stuff him back up that old blown-out sweat sock of a vagina and scoot off back to whatever shit-kicking town you came from!

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 5.5/10
Too busy and too disconnected from itself. Shadow of the original.

pulsar0510 wrote:Avengers: Age of Ultron- 5.5/10
Too busy and too disconnected from itself. Shadow of the original.

I saw this today.

I am not a big fan of these movies, but my son is, so we went after school.

I liked it, thought it was better than the previous one.

8.5/10

Atari : Game Over (2014) - nicely done documentary that highlighted the making of (in 5 weeks) the ET Video game to coincide with the X Mas Rush of the 1982 movie and it's "demise" of the Atari brand of video games....and Atari in general. Excavating inside a landfill in New Mexico where thousands of ET (and other vids by Atari) is the prevailing story backdrop. 7/10

Space Station 76(2014) Liv Tyler.
The Movie takes place in a 1976 version of the future, the look of the film is great, same for the music but theres no real story/ending 6/10

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:
The Devil's Rejects (2005) - 7/10. I'm not sure it's so much better than House of a 1000 Corpses, can't imagine liking one and not the other, really. Despite the opinion of everybody on earth, I'm now actually looking forward to seeing Lords of Salem.[/color][/b]

I just watched this again last week

Definitely entertaining

I love both Corpses and Rejects and I even liked his Halloween movies (I think H2 is really great, actually, and I'm not sure Rob himself would go that far). I don't think he's brilliant or anything, he just makes cool, stylistic-but-trashy horror flicks.

I really could not get into Lords of Salem. It is just nonsense! I find myself revisiting it because I really want to love it and it gets worse every time.

Dolphin tale 2(2014) Whole cast is back , good family film 7/10

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 7

Definitely nowhere near as good as the first.

Eva Green really likes getting her tits out. And fair enough, she does have a great rack.

Graffiti Bridge - a completely shitty semi-sequel to a pretty decent movie. As if his movie career didn't take a nosedive with the POS Under The Cherry Moon, this to total dreck was Princes definite cinemas swan song 5 years to late. No wonder Kim Bassinger and Madonna made fun if him. As in the immortal words of Billy, the First Avenue manager...ah buddy, what a fuckin' waste. 1/10

300 Rise of an Empire - 7

Another movie where Eva Green gets her tits out. Another movie that pales compared to the first.

pieceofme wrote:300 Rise of an Empire - 7

Another movie where Eva Green gets her tits out. Another movie that pales compared to the first.

The topless swordfight scene was pretty epic!

Cemetary Junction(2010) Ricky Gervais Felicity Jones 7.5/10

pulsar0510 wrote:Avengers: Age of Ultron- 5.5/10
Too busy and too disconnected from itself. Shadow of the original.

This. I really did not like this movie for too many reason to list here. Shame because the first one was so damn good. What a disappointment.

Captain America The Winter Soldier is still the best thing Marvel's ever done. Every single aspect the WS excelled in, Ultron failed.

W. (Oliver Stone, 2008) This movie was a bigger turd than the actual Bush administration, if you can believe that. 2/10 (because at least Brolin gets the voice down reasonably well)

Mogambo (1953) - 6/10. Grace Kelly and Ava Gardner are lovely and all, but the safari Africa colonialist stereotype is really hard to take, even considering the time.

pieceofme wrote:Eva Green really likes getting her tits out. And fair enough, she does have a great rack.


Another movie where Eva Green gets her tits out. Another movie that pales compared to the first.

Yo piece, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but The Dreamers is one of the best movies where Eva Green gets her tits out of all time!

Woosh wrote:W. (Oliver Stone, 2008) This movie was a bigger turd than the actual Bush administration, if you can believe that. 2/10 (because at least Brolin gets the voice down reasonably well)

I'd give it a 6/10. I know people who are Shrub worshipers who thought it was funny. My mother was a staunch conservative who despised the entire Bush family and she thought it was hilarious as well. It's one of the rare movies that is equally intentionally and unintentionally funny.

Ultron - 7/10

SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:

Woosh wrote:W. (Oliver Stone, 2008) This movie was a bigger turd than the actual Bush administration, if you can believe that. 2/10 (because at least Brolin gets the voice down reasonably well)

I'd give it a 6/10. I know people who are Shrub worshipers who thought it was funny. My mother was a staunch conservative who despised the entire Bush family and she thought it was hilarious as well. It's one of the rare movies that is equally intentionally and unintentionally funny.

I suppose I could agree with the unintentionally funny part. The pledge scene would qualify.




Barry Lyndon - 9.5/10 I don't know how I avoided this film for so long, but now that I've watched it, I'm strongly tempted to say it's Kubrick's best film, even though I'm a Shining fanatic. Everyone should watch this film. Especially if you're into film, and you're a lighting freak. It's mindblowing for the time.

A Man Eacaped; a Robert Bresson film. 9/10.

Once you cop to the Bresson beat it's fascinating to watch his filming style. Actually it's fascinating anyway. I'd give it a 10, but it didn't provide an emotional reaction like Mouchette or Au hasard Balthazar, which both stuck with me for a while. To be fair, though, it's not the same kind of film as those two, either.

It's a prison escape film, but because of Bresson's approach it's quite interesting. And there is an emotional payoff, just not a bleak one, which seems to resonate more with me.

Hercules(2014) Dwayne Jonhson, it was allright 6/10

The Chaser - 8/10

Woosh wrote:W. (Oliver Stone, 2008) This movie was a bigger turd than the actual Bush administration, if you can believe that. 2/10 (because at least Brolin gets the voice down reasonably well)

Fuck Oliver Stone. Fuck him in the ear. Then fuck him in the other ear. Worthless piece of shit.

April Fools Day - almost 30 years old and it's still great. Funny horror done right. 7/10

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Mogambo (1953) - 6/10. Grace Kelly and Ava Gardner are lovely and all, but the safari Africa colonialist stereotype is really hard to take, even considering the time.

pieceofme wrote:Eva Green really likes getting her tits out. And fair enough, she does have a great rack.


Another movie where Eva Green gets her tits out. Another movie that pales compared to the first.

Yo piece, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but The Dreamers is one of the best movies where Eva Green gets her tits out of all time!

Alright, good to know!

Left Behind(2014) Nicolas Cage 6/10

theglammerthebetter wrote:Left Behind(2014) Nicolas Cage 6/10

pieceofme wrote:

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Mogambo (1953) - 6/10. Grace Kelly and Ava Gardner are lovely and all, but the safari Africa colonialist stereotype is really hard to take, even considering the time.

pieceofme wrote:Eva Green really likes getting her tits out. And fair enough, she does have a great rack.


Another movie where Eva Green gets her tits out. Another movie that pales compared to the first.

Yo piece, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but The Dreamers is one of the best movies where Eva Green gets her tits out of all time!

Alright, good to know!

She also has a money shot. If memory serves me . . .

TravisBicklesMohawk wrote: She also has a money shot. If memory serves me . . .

Speaking of that...



9/10