Donald Trump Won.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Killdumb, will you play "Wonderful Tonight"? It's Grandma Sara's favorite song.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

"Not a single Democrat cares about the man in the hat that lives in the back of my mouth. NEVER FORGET THIS."

[Hatchets Molly]

Flavor Flav is doing a great halftime show, though.

[Sleek]

Yes. Funny how nobody is upset about the .01% corruption in a program that aids millions of people worldwide and projects a positive image of America to the undeveloped world..

"It is worth clarifying that none of the cases listed amount to ‘abuse’ –or at least the release presents no evidence that the rules weren’t followed, and the spending wasn’t authorized. But give the White House team the benefit of the doubt, and add up all of the spending they list: it comes to about $120 million over a period of about two decades. That’s $6 million a year in arguable expenditures. Or about 0.01 percent of USAID’s budget. This seems rather weak grounds for shutting down an agency."

Article here, if you care to read outside of your snowflake outrage bubble: https://www.cgdev.org/blog/white-house- ... efficiency

With these programs, the point isn't the cost, but in what the return is. Not everything is about profit.

...and seriously, the idea of Trump going after corruption is ludicrous. He is the corruption ITSELF.

[Hatchets Molly]

Incoming retardation meme from the fillcumdumster…

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I can do Killdumb's response.

A photo of the short-haired woman with bulging eyes and the caption: "We sent $400 trillion worth of Cabbage Patch dolls to Djibouti. BIDEN DID THIS." And I think the idea is that the Jews snuck into the U.S. treasury after hours and put this $400 trillion Cabbage Patch spending in there.

There are Congressmen on TV *RIGHT NOW* pretending like they don't know how bills get passed. "What in the heck? $80 trillion worth of cinnamon going to Donkistan? CORRUPTION BEYOND ANYTHING WE'VE SEEN."

[Hatchets Molly]

I can do Killdumb's response.

A photo of the short-haired woman with bulging eyes and the caption: "We sent $400 trillion worth of Cabbage Patch dolls to Djibouti. BIDEN DID THIS." And I think the idea is that the Jews snuck into the U.S. treasury after hours and put this $400 trillion Cabbage Patch spending in there.

Not a meme. But it met his bar of retardation so we’ll allow.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

It's clear to me that the MAGA orcs have never read a "Use Your Illusion as a single disc" thread because otherwise they would've seen the eventual outcome of the DOGE/tariff madness.

Everyone agrees Use Your Illusion is too long; everyone in MAGA agrees the government is a bloated, wasteful mess.

Okay, so I say we take out "Don't Damn Me," "Get in the Ring," and "You Ain't the First." Huey shows up and say "What?? 'You Ain't the First' is amazing!" and then someone else says "'Don't Damn Me' was my wedding song. Please leave it in there."

By the end of it, we just end up with the original Use Your Illusion albums with maybe "My World" taken off.

Same thing here. Chuck the Fuck Grassley wants an exception made for potash tariffs. The evangelicals like USAID. Turns out Lutheran Family Services do a lot for people, MAGA CHUDs included. And nobody knows how getting rid of IRS Direct File or the CFPB could benefit ANYONE so there are complaints there.

Now, this is all MAGA people complaining that the government agency they like is getting shitcanned. They hate all the rest, but there's always one service or department that is making their lives livable.

Okay so now we gotta bring it all back. We're back where we fucking started.

Which is KKKlassic Trump: Create a problem, backtrack, claim victory.

The trick: Bring them all back WITH DIFFERENT NAMES. Watch it happen.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Then the "$4000 trillion worth of odd looking horses to Chad" people are just making up songs. "Use Your Illusion would be better without 'It's Goblin Time'."

[Chip Z'Hoy]

You don't even know how to make these yourself. You had to steal this from @spittintruth.

Okay, hoss, what did I say that was stupid? Let's see what you can do without the help of someone else's shit.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Every.Fucking.Day.

You looked at your post and went "I think this is missing something."

Is this adding your spin on the content you're stealing? That's hilarious.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

My GF's kid has Asperger's.

Killdumb, you still with this broad?

What social services does your gf/ex-gf utilize for her kid? Is he on SSI?

Does she take him to any clinics in your area? Does she foot the bill herself, or...?

Okay, so when it turns out you fucked your gf's kid over, you'll know what I'm talking about.

[exitflagger]

You have to be a good evangelical Christian conservative to proudly deny humanitarian aid and sustenance to poor people.

[kytepunches]

Looks like your new Dictator changed his mind about the 30 day hold on Canadian tariffs. Monday - 25 % goes on all steel and aluminum . I hope you like your beer in a paper cup and driving plastic cars.

[Fat_Elvis]

Okay, hoss, what did I say that was stupid? Let's see what you can do without the help of someone else's shit.

Chip, you know he won't answer anything. He's not reading Sleek's link. He doesn't actually understand any of this.

[pieceofme]

Yes. Funny how nobody is upset about the .01% corruption in a program that aids millions of people worldwide and projects a positive image of America to the undeveloped world..

"It is worth clarifying that none of the cases listed amount to ‘abuse’ –or at least the release presents no evidence that the rules weren’t followed, and the spending wasn’t authorized. But give the White House team the benefit of the doubt, and add up all of the spending they list: it comes to about $120 million over a period of about two decades. That’s $6 million a year in arguable expenditures. Or about 0.01 percent of USAID’s budget. This seems rather weak grounds for shutting down an agency."

Article here, if you care to read outside of your snowflake outrage bubble: https://www.cgdev.org/blog/white-house- ... efficiency

With these programs, the point isn't the cost, but in what the return is. Not everything is about profit.

...and seriously, the idea of Trump going after corruption is ludicrous. He is the corruption ITSELF.

This is spot on. Great post.

[Nate S Axel]

Sup wit dat?

Taylor Swift Was Booed at the Super Bowl—and Donald Trump Was Cheered. What Is Going on?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tay ... 27326.html

[Hatchets Molly]

Sup wit dat?

Taylor Swift Was Booed at the Super Bowl—and Donald Trump Was Cheered. What Is Going on?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tay ... 27326.html

Mob mentality and the emotional IQ of a garden variety, beer guzzling, sports fan.

[Danzig in the Dark]

Sup wit dat?

Taylor Swift Was Booed at the Super Bowl—and Donald Trump Was Cheered. What Is Going on?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tay ... 27326.html

Mob mentality and the emotional IQ of a garden variety, beer guzzling, sports fan.

In a couple of years, there will still be Taylor Swift fans but Trumptards will be stuffing their red hats and flags in the bottom of their trash cans, hoping nobody sees them or reads their old Facebook feeds. I bet we'll see a lot of Cthulhu Option people too.

[Hatchets Molly]

Sup wit dat?

Mob mentality and the emotional IQ of a garden variety, beer guzzling, sports fan.

In a couple of years, there will still be Taylor Swift fans but Trumptards will be stuffing their red hats and flags in the bottom of their trash cans, hoping nobody sees them or reads their old Facebook feeds. I bet we'll see a lot of Cthulhu Option people too.

I read some articles on the game in the "sports page." The articles had nothing to do with Taylor or Trump attending the game. The comments sections were all Magats being Magats. Pretty sad to live in a perpetual fantasy of anger and unhappiness.

[Hatchets Molly]

Mob mentality and the emotional IQ of a garden variety, beer guzzling, sports fan.

In a couple of years, there will still be Taylor Swift fans but Trumptards will be stuffing their red hats and flags in the bottom of their trash cans, hoping nobody sees them or reads their old Facebook feeds. I bet we'll see a lot of Cthulhu Option people too.

I read some articles on the game in the "sports page." The articles had nothing to do with Taylor or Trump attending the game. The comments sections were all Magats being Magats. Pretty sad to live in a perpetual fantasy of anger and unhappiness.

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/ ... -yall.html

Why So Serious, Bob? Anger and unhappiness. Maybe he missed the call for the half-time show, so they went with another "K."

[alleyrulez]

Sup wit dat?

Taylor Swift Was Booed at the Super Bowl—and Donald Trump Was Cheered. What Is Going on?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tay ... 27326.html

I heard they booed Orange Jeebus, too.

I wouldn't know, as I didn't watch it.

[Hatchets Molly]

Sup wit dat?

Taylor Swift Was Booed at the Super Bowl—and Donald Trump Was Cheered. What Is Going on?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tay ... 27326.html

I heard they booed Orange Jeebus, too.

I wouldn't know, as I didn't watch it.

Depends on what news you choose to believe. The Swift thing had nothing to do with her endorsement of Harris or being a Democrat. She was born in PA and was a "lifelong Eagles fan" before the Kelce relationship.

[Sleek]

Depends on what news you choose to believe. The Swift thing had nothing to do with her endorsement of Harris or being a Democrat. She was born in PA and was a "lifelong Eagles fan" before the Kelce relationship.

Ugh. SPORTS. The only thing gayer than politics.

[Hatchets Molly]

Depends on what news you choose to believe. The Swift thing had nothing to do with her endorsement of Harris or being a Democrat. She was born in PA and was a "lifelong Eagles fan" before the Kelce relationship.

Ugh. SPORTS. The only thing gayer than politics.

Awww...come on. Tight football pants or cute basketball shorts.

[Sleek]

Any activity where a bunch of dudes get naked together afterwards is *suspect*. "Hey Bill, you were great out there tonight!" (hangs dong)

[Nate S Axel]

Any activity where a bunch of dudes get naked together afterwards is *suspect*. "Hey Bill, you were great out there tonight!" (hangs dong)

The_Gayz just don't understand how it's possible to be "naked together" without wanting to fuck each other or suck a cock. Did you even middle school gym class bro?

[exitflagger]

Trump got very loudly and heavily booed at the Super bowl so what is to be expected? Why revisionism, of course. Fox News edited the footage with added cheering audio overlay like it's a sitcom production.

Don't like your reality? Not a problem for Trumpies. Lie and deny.

[Sleek]

Every.Fucking.Day is a win.

Oh cool! Let's track Trump's money next!

Maybe he can get the IRS to finish his audit so the poor dear can finally release his Tax returns like he said he would 10 years ago!

"As of October 13, 2024, Donald Trump and his running mate JD Vance had not released their tax returns, while Kamala Harris released two decades of returns, including her most recent returns in April. The lack of visibility into the returns of Trump and Vance raised conflict of interest concerns among some Americans"

[Danzig in the Dark]

Every.Fucking.Day is a win.

Oh cool! Let's track Trump's money next!

Maybe he can get the IRS to finish his audit so the poor dear can finally release his Tax returns like he said he would 10 years ago!

"As of October 13, 2024, Donald Trump and his running mate JD Vance had not released their tax returns, while Kamala Harris released two decades of returns, including her most recent returns in April. The lack of visibility into the returns of Trump and Vance raised conflict of interest concerns among some Americans"

There's a reason why he didn't provide a link. It's fake news.