WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:You got the old lady with you? If so, you should just start masturbating during one of the scenes. Really mindfuck her.
I was going to ask her to come over! This is a chick that covered her eyes during Dark Water.
One night she got drunk and brave and asked for the sickest movie I have. I put on Martyrs, thinking it's sick but also brilliant and very beautiful. At first she was all cocky but 45 minutes in, we had to shut it off.
I can't even put on The X-Files around her.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
IDIAMINDADA wrote:A Serbian Film....remember all the complete horseshit hype that Human Centipede was getting about being such a fucked up sick movie? Compared to A Serbian Film, it was fucking Paul Blart Mall Cop....A Serbian Film lives up to it's notoriety, in fucking spades....it is also very well made, and well acted....and oh did I mention fucked up to it's sick little core?
Serbian Film gives Martyrs a decent run for it's money for a film that just made me feel dirty all over....Serbian Film perhaps takes the cake though, cause it's really pretentious and artsy, and fucking bitingly hilarious at times.
I just watched this.
Ugh. I feel sick to my stomach.
I think this is one that's going to make fans of the most extreme cinema wince. I think to say that's it's profoundly unsettling it putting it lightly.
Which isn't to say it's without merit artistically. Like you said, it's very well made and the acting is very good. This isn't August Underground or Hanger. Maybe that's what bothered me so much - I was watching a good movie that was chock full of the most horrifying imagery ever put on screen.
I thought I knew what I was in for (I had read about one of the more infamous scenes) and I was still unprepared.
And you're right about it being hilarious at times - I can think of two scenes in particular that made me laugh out loud.
To say this movie is not for the faint of heart is an understatement. I've seen some fucked up shit and this movie knocked the fucking wind out of me.
Just read a review in Rue Morgue (?) a few days ago. Can't wait to check it out.
"I was looking for that great jazz note that destroyed the walls of Jericho." - The Clash, The Sound Of Sinners
TawnyVonJagger wrote: Yeah, I think I'll pass. A certain scene mentioned sealed the deal. Fuck that noise.
This. Morbid curiosity has me wanting to see it a tiny bit, but the reality is that I know if I did see that scene, I would probably immediately vomit and have nightmares for the rest of my life. No movie is worth having to start seeing a therapist.
Blood In Blood Out.......2/5 This has 3+ hours of the worst fucking acting I have ever seen. A must see if you like watching HORRIBLE actors. There is 3 looks that beaner gangbangers have....suprised,constapated,trying to look crazy. The whiteboy wanna be beaner is a absolute hoot!
Gonna go for a double whammy tomorrow, going to see 'The Doors: When You're Strange' at a hotel in Covent Garden followed by a Q+A session wth actual doors members! Then, hitting up a midnight showing of Inception afterwards (hopefully I'll make it in time). And all for free! As great as The Doors documentary will probably be...I'm actually more excited about seeing Inception.
TawnyVonJagger wrote: Yeah, I think I'll pass. A certain scene mentioned sealed the deal. Fuck that noise.
my thoughts exactly.
i thought The Human Centipede was annoyingly bad, liked Martyrs but saw nothing in there that really disturbed me. but there's some things even i won't watch.
"I'm afraid of what I've become. Tell them they should be too."
TawnyVonJagger wrote: Yeah, I think I'll pass. A certain scene mentioned sealed the deal. Fuck that noise.
This. Morbid curiosity has me wanting to see it a tiny bit, but the reality is that I know if I did see that scene, I would probably immediately vomit and have nightmares for the rest of my life. No movie is worth having to start seeing a therapist.
I'm in a pickle about this one. I've read spoilers, and while there's a large part of me that feels like I have to see this just to say I did, I dont know if I can. Most of the disturbing flicks that people talk ( August Underground, Hostel, Martyrs, Inside, etc) didn't really affect me that much, but that one scene that everybody here is alluding to might be the one thing I can't handle. I can't judge the movie since I haven't seen it, but I just can't imagine in what context that scene is needed, other than to be exploitative and shocking.
ryan76 wrote:I hope all your children have small penises, including the girls.
Inside did sorta freak the hell out of me. plus that's the first time i saw a movie turn my son absolutely green. and it's not like he's a little kid or anything - he was 21 at the time.
"I'm afraid of what I've become. Tell them they should be too."
drops_of_jupiter wrote:Gonna go for a double whammy tomorrow, going to see 'The Doors: When You're Strange' at a hotel in Covent Garden followed by a Q+A session wth actual doors members! Then, hitting up a midnight showing of Inception afterwards (hopefully I'll make it in time). And all for free! As great as The Doors documentary will probably be...I'm actually more excited about seeing Inception.
Watch a movie and rate it, bitch. If you don't have a movie to rate and you really really need to post something, you can show us your tits.
But don't tell me what you're gonna watch tomorrow or next month. I don't give a shit.
I think this movie is going to stun even the most jaded horror jocks.
Or maybe not. I'm sure there are going to be a bunch of assholes who are all "Pfft! Is that it? Big deal."
Personally I think it might be the most brutal and depraved movie ever.
I might be that asshole. Man, if I ever had any doubt that I am lacking in basic human emotion, this sealed the deal. It's incredibly disturbing, objectively, but it didn't really disturb *me* all that much. I was pretty okay throughout. I think the thing that got me the most was that Milos looked a little too much like The Mummy from certain angles.
For the record, I completely agree that this is the most brutal and depraved movie ever, and I couldn't have stated it any better than that. I LOVED it. Phenomenal filmmaking, great acting, perfect soundtrack and it definitely got its point across. Good stuff.
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Trent Reznor wrote:[Metal Sludge is] populated mainly by unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex with guys in bands.
drops_of_jupiter wrote:Gonna go for a double whammy tomorrow, going to see 'The Doors: When You're Strange' at a hotel in Covent Garden followed by a Q+A session wth actual doors members! Then, hitting up a midnight showing of Inception afterwards (hopefully I'll make it in time). And all for free! As great as The Doors documentary will probably be...I'm actually more excited about seeing Inception.
Watch a movie and rate it, bitch. If you don't have a movie to rate and you really really need to post something, you can show us your tits.
But don't tell me what you're gonna watch tomorrow or next month. I don't give a shit.
Touché.
Like I give a shit what you think-I wear heels bigger than your dick.
drops_of_jupiter wrote:Gonna go for a double whammy tomorrow, going to see 'The Doors: When You're Strange' at a hotel in Covent Garden followed by a Q+A session wth actual doors members! Then, hitting up a midnight showing of Inception afterwards (hopefully I'll make it in time). And all for free! As great as The Doors documentary will probably be...I'm actually more excited about seeing Inception.
Watch a movie and rate it, bitch. If you don't have a movie to rate and you really really need to post something, you can show us your tits.
But don't tell me what you're gonna watch tomorrow or next month. I don't give a shit.
Touché.
Like I give a shit what you think-I wear heels bigger than your dick.
If you could walk in heels that big you'd be in a circus.
And yes, tits for brains, you do give a shit what I and everyone here thinks, or else you wouldn't be telling us about your fucking high heeled shoes and movies you are going to watch or events you are going to attend like the presumptuous bitch that you are.
You know what, don't even rate movies here. Tits or STFU and GTFO. It would be a shame if you'd waste your raw talent by not posting shots of your tits anymore.
'When You're Strange'
Very good documentary, not just for Doors devotees; it's easy to follow and charts the band from the very beginning 'til The End. The footage they've managed to get is what makes it - at certain bits, I seriously thought they'd got a Jim Morrison double in to act out some scenes (if you see it, it's the bit where he's in the desert and drives around in his Mustang-you'll know what I mean) - turns out they hadn't. Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger were there answering questions-turns out they intended the footage that was being shot at the time to be used,eventually, into a documentary-which explains quite a bit.
Oh, and Ray recommended that everyone should take LSD.
Anyway, the actual film:8/10 With the Q&A session after: 10/10.
Inception.
Jeez, where to start with this movie?? Everyone came away really liking it-bar the dude that was high at the time-he fell asleep. Personally, I'd love to have seen more 'environment manipulating' while they were dreaming (the bits you see on the trailer are basically all of it) and I felt that the love story, at times, was a bit annoying-it just got in the way a bit. That said, it's a great idea with solid acting from Leo. 9/10.
Where the Wild Things Are--6/10 I really liked the creatures. I thought their personalities and expressions were very well done and believable. I could not stand the little bratty-ass kid though. His mom should have beat his ass from the jump and he should have been dreaming about the wild things in a fucking coma.
ryan76 wrote:I hope all your children have small penises, including the girls.
The Karate Kid, the original - 8.3/10. It beats the pants off of the new one and gets a couple of points for being bloodier. This movie has one of the most abrupt endings I've seen.
This guy's photo cracks me up too. That's probably where the .3 in my 8.3 comes from.
I'm not quite sure if I liked it or loved it - I'll need to see it again. First reaction, 8/10, but this could go up or down a little.
I just saw this movie. I identified with the lead character a helluva lot which is kinda scary given the fact that he's mentally ill. This gave me a bit of a flashback to the movie Permanent Midnight because of Ben Stiller's performance. Most comic actors who dip their toe in drama always seem to come off too melodramatic whereas Stiller totally kicks ass at it when he does; he's adept at playing the character with a lot of simmering comedy just below the surface. Beats the shit outta stuff like Zoolander for sure.
This is the first thing I've ever seen Greta Gerwig in and I think I may be in love with her.
I'd recommend this movie if I didn't think that some people might hate it. Meh. I liked it.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote:
...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
Porn King - The Trial of Al Goldstein (Midnight Blue Collection) 2006. 7/10.
This is a doc on Al Goldstein, publisher of SCREW magazine. This guy is pure entertainment. Its hard to tell if he is crazy, crazy like a fox or functionally retarded. To see him go from living in a 10K sq ft mansion in FLA to a homeless shelter in NYC pennyless, all while referring to his Harvard grad son as a faggot and any other insult he can come up with makes this worth the effort of watching.
Taking Woodstock. Pretty good movie about how the festival came about 7/10, bonus point for all the naked hippie chick , at least one sludger will be happy with all the bush
They say all good boys go to heaven
But bad boys bring heaven to you
Eclipse. And yes, goddammit, I loved the shit out of it.
And I rented Dear John. Horrible.
I've run out of excuses for liking Channing Tatum. His looks just don't cut it anymore. This film was pure torture. But I liked Eclipse, so what the fuck do I know.
Best acting I have ever seen from Van Damme. I think he really nailed the character on this one. Fucking Gary Oldman wouldn't probably pull it off as good as Jean Claude did.
This isn't a typical VD movie, so unfortunately don't expect a lot of helicopter kicks and shit. I liked those bits of humor though, reminded me of French/Belgium comics.
Yeah, I think I'll pass. A certain scene mentioned sealed the deal. Fuck that noise.
This gave me a bit of a flashback to the movie Permanent Midnight because of Ben Stiller's performance. Most comic actors who dip their toe in drama always seem to come off too melodramatic whereas Stiller totally kicks ass at it when he does; he's adept at playing the character with a lot of simmering comedy just below the surface. Beats the shit outta stuff like Zoolander for sure.
