LouDoo wrote:I just started Pieces, and I'm preemtively rating it 9/10. Not a masterpiece, by any means, but awesome nonetheless.
"The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and fucking on a water bed."
Enjoy! Also, why does the girl on the skateboard go through the glass plate in the beginning? Never understood the point of that scene. And . . . Bluto!
Marry me!
Sorry, already taken.
And on that note, the girl who gets chainsawed in half looks just like me. Swear!!!
The Guest. 5/10. Story wise, it had some interesting moments, and really made me wonder what was happening. Shitty acting and directing kept it from a higher score.
Grendel wrote:
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Creepy as hell true story. I was too young to be really aware of it, but it's just out there. The main cast, Carell, Tatum and Ruffalo are excellent. Carell in particular is in serious dramatic territory here unlike anything he's done before and handles his role quite impressively.
Emmanuel In America (1977) - Laura Gemser is gorgeous and well worth renting this...but there's a beastiality scene out of nowhere. Surprised this didn't get cut on the Netflix release. Awkward. 7/10
Endless love(2014) Alex Pettyfer and the lovely Gabriella Wilde
Alex looked way too old to play a high school senior .You how how this one is going to end even before it starts but it was a fun ride, really wanted to punch the dad
7/10
They say all good boys go to heaven
But bad boys bring heaven to you
Sex Tape. 8/10. It's not really that good. Naked Cameron Diaz bumps the score a bit. Even better, Slayer. They play 2 Slayer tracks, one being the deep cut Expendable Youth. Dude also mentions that getting high and listening to 'freaking Slayer' is important to him. Totally unexpected scene in an otherwise bland movie.
Grendel wrote:
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Le Havre (2011) - 7/10. A bit too positive for my taste and what I've come to expect in my short time as an Aki Kaurismäki fan, but still worthwhile and unique.
Wolves (2014): 6/10
I've never seen a Twilight movie, but I imagine they're completely horrible like this was, except this had hysterical wolf makeups (they looked a little like ewoks) and starred Jason Momoa looking awesome and (as usual) wholly unable to act, which all added up to a cheese-fest that thoroughly amused me.
Liked this way more than I thought I would. The whole history behind Dracula is one of the more fascinating tales to me. This is worth a look see just for the hell of it.
You're Next (2011) - 7/10. Pretty cool slasher movie that's labeled "horror comedy" for some reason that escapes me. It's definitely more gory than campy, but still somewhat original in that. Definitely darker than the typical 80s/90s stuff.
TravisBicklesMohawk wrote:MockingJay 5/10. Just as crummy as the book. Why did I expect it not to be??????
lol, have you seen the other movies?
Yes, and I loved them. And I also read all of the books. MockingJay was a terrible disappointment for me especially since the first two were so damn good.
And yes, I will be seeing the part 2 some time next year.
I remember seeing this in the theaters when it first came out in the mid-80s. Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas. The movie hasn't aged well but still fun to watch.
I remember seeing this in the theaters when it first came out in the mid-80s. Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas. The movie hasn't aged well but still fun to watch.
i like that movie but haven't seen it in many years.
saw kirk douglas on e.t. yesterday and he is really up in to age.
he's still kickin' though.
got long hair in the back too unless that's a wig.
I'm a drunken idiot who gave the board his password
Annie - 5/10. 2014 update of the Little Orphan Annie. Shocker - she's black. Cameron Diaz is the foster parent, and Jamie Foxx is Daddy Warbucks (Sparks). It's a bit weird, not quite for kids not really for adults. It's not really bad, outside of the musical numbers. I was certainly expecting worse.
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