Rate the last movie you saw

[MurrayFiend]

Dirty Work- 8/10

"You two are brothers?" "It's a long story." "My dad boned his mom." "It's a short story."

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Dirty Work- 8/10

"You two are brothers?" "It's a long story." "My dad boned his mom." "It's a short story."

Classic.

[Roxxxxtar]

Office Christmas Party. Typical formula movie but had me laughing a lot. 4/10 for quality of the movie. 7/10 for stupid entertainment.

[MurrayFiend]

Cyrus- 5/10. Meh. Meh. Meh.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

Make Russia Great Again - documentary on Russia's hack of the 2016 Presidential election.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Combat Girls / Kriegerin (2011) - 9/10:
Awesome movie about the German neo-Nazi skinhead scene. I'd put it on par with Romper Stomper and I rate it higher than American History X, although it's not really like either, and not only because of its female perspective. It's not as sympathetic as the former and a lot less solemn and cheesy than the latter. It's crazy realistic, these people exist all over the place. There are few stereotypes here, you're really forced to understand why so many young hopeless people turn to right-wing ideology. The no-name actors all do an amazing job, especially Alina Levshin is great - and also really hot, which is quite a feat with ridiculous Renee hair. The music is even dead-on, written and recorded by a fake Oi! band just for this. Check this out if you ever have a chance!

Winter Sleep (2014) - 8/10:
Dialog-driven Turkish drama about society and patriarchy in a mountain village in Anatolia. Great actors, subtle writing and amazing scenery, pretty educational too.

Night of the Living Deb (2015) - 7/10:
Comedy zombie horror in the vein of Shaun of the Dead. It's sort of like a romantic comedy but with zombies. Nothing special per se, but the main character is cool and Maria Thayer is the hottest ginge going.

Miami Blues (1990) - 6/10:
Charming 80s trash with the skeeviest Alec Baldwin of all time and a young and very naked Jennifer Jason Leigh.

Candy (1968) - 6/10:
A bit disappointing, especially with a cast including Marlon Brando, Charles Aznavour, Richard Burton, Walter Mathau, Ringo Starr and a bunch of other big names. The main character sucks and isn't even hot which is the entire premise of the book. She's just a slutty retard here. The story line is completely jumbled too, and I don't really see why. Overall still a bold and weird movie, just not what I'd hoped for.

[Trist805]

Richard Pryor: Live In Concert(1979)

8.5/10. For a comedy special this old, it is still fucking brilliant. Been wanting to watch some of his old stand-up again and it was on Netflix, and I hadn't seen it in awhile. The only movie I am looking forward to right now is the Pryor movie with Mike Epps...

[EddieVanHeineken]

Rogue One 9.5/10

This is how the Star Wars movies should be done. Really well done, nice cinematography.

[exitflagger]

Can somebody figure out why the cable channels have to show The Break-Up so often? I'm not sure if there has ever been a more torturously unfunny "comedy" with two absolutely off-putting lead characters. That movie sucks incredibly bad and somehow it pops up on VH1 or the country channel or whatever every two days or so. Goddamn. Enough already.

[MurrayFiend]

The Remains of the Day (1993) - 7/10:
Pretty decent way to cover the WWII subject from the view of a bunch of Empire servants. Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson can act.

I thought the novel (by Kazuo Ishiguro) was pretty great. I guess the film is worth watching too. Thought I'd skip it but your review means something.

[Heenan Snuka]

Rogue One 9.5/10

This is how the Star Wars movies should be done. Really well done, nice cinematography.

whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah!!!!

already???

that quick???

I thought it came out today? And ur reviewing it last night?

I wanna know where u saw it and at what fuckin theater!

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Sister / L'enfant d'en haut (2012) - 7/10:
French drama about a boy living as a thief at a fancy ski resort and his relationship to Léa Seydoux, who's hot and awesome. The X-Files woman is also in it.

Let Go (2011) - 6/10:
Pseudo-indy black comedy about a depressed parole officer and his three weirdo clients. Gillian Jacobs and Maria Thayer are hot in it.

I thought the novel (by Kazuo Ishiguro) was pretty great. I guess the film is worth watching too. Thought I'd skip it but your review means something.

I didn't even know it was written by a Jap! Now I'm slightly offended at the derogatory portrayal of Nazis. I thought we were allies!

[EddieVanHeineken]

Rogue One 9.5/10

This is how the Star Wars movies should be done. Really well done, nice cinematography.

whoah whoah whoah whoah whoah!!!!

already???

that quick???

I thought it came out today? And ur reviewing it last night?

I wanna know where u saw it and at what fuckin theater!

First showings started Thursday night at 7

[TenBenny]

"Jackie" - 9/10

Tremendous movie. The direction, writing and moody score, coupled with Portman's amazing performance turned this into a pretty atypical biopic. Highly recommended.

[theglammerthebetter]

Wild Horses (2015) Robert Duvall, James Franco, Josh Hartnett.
Vanity movie from the old man who starred, wrote and directed it and also gave the lead female role to his wife 6/10

[Anne_Thrax]

Nerve- 4/10

[Blumpkin King]

Rogue One - 6.5/10. Movie looked nice, but the male lead is not very good.

[JohnnyDouche]

Office Christmas Party. Typical formula movie but had me laughing a lot. 4/10 for quality of the movie. 7/10 for stupid entertainment.

Saw this last week. I agree with you. Overall, I'd give it a 6.


Office Douche

[Roxxxxtar]

Rogue One - not a Star Wars geek, but have seen all the movies. I'd give it a 6.5/10. Entertaining, a little more gritty, good use of Vader, but slow/boring in spots.

[theglammerthebetter]

Hail, Cesar(2015) George Clooney, Josh Brolin, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, Johan Hill, Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton 6/10

Ghosthunters :On Icy Trails (2015) 4/10

[theglammerthebetter]

Born to be Blue(2015) Ethan Hawke. Good movie about a junky jazz musician i never heard of. Hawke was pretty damn good as well 7.5/10

[MurrayFiend]

Dr. Strange- 5/10. Wisecracking but talented egocentric becomes a reluctant hero. That's a new one. Was Cumberbatch really just doing a RDJ impression?

[theglammerthebetter]

Revolver(2005) Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Andre Benjamin. Another mess of a movie by Guy Richie 5/10

[johnk5150]

Born to be Blue(2015) Ethan Hawke. Good movie about a junky jazz musician i never heard of. Hawke was pretty damn good as well 7.5/10

Chet Baker hell of a player.

[Facedown]

The Grand Budapest Hotel - 7/10

[theglammerthebetter]

Knight Of Cups(2015) Christian bale, Cate Blanchett,Natalie Portman, Teresa Palmer, Brian Denehhy, Antonio banderas, Imogen Poots

One of the worst POS i have ever seen, no story, nothing happening at all. 0/10

Keanu(2015) Not this was not about Keanu reeves, didnt know any of the leads but Nia Long, Method Man, Luiz Guzman and Anna Farris were in it 7/10 but it would rate higher if you are a big George Michael fan

[Inessence]

Charlotte's Web (original) ****

Still cry like a bitch at the end.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

Being Washedup Can Wait - Vince Neil, a "singer" for the American hair metal band Motley Crue, is looking forward to leading his band to perform at the Super Bowl. While riding his bicycle through the older west side of tunnel one on Kanan-Dume road in Malibu, he collides with a truck. An over-anxious guardian angel, known only as The Escort, on his first assignment plucks Vince out of his body early, in the mistaken belief that his death is imminent, and Vince arrives in the afterlife.

Once there, he refuses to believe that his time was up and, upon investigation, the mysterious Mr. Jordan discovers that he is right: he was not destined to die until much later (10:17 am on March 20, 2025, to be exact). Unfortunately, his body has already been cremated, so a new body must be found. After rejecting several possibilities of men who are about to die, Vince is finally persuaded to accept the body of a millionaire industrialist. Leo Farnsworth has just been drugged and drowned in his bathtub by his cheating gold digger wife Julia Farnsworth and her lover, Farnsworth's personal secretary, Tony Abbott.

[Machado]

Assassins Creed
8/10

Went to a private screening yesterday.
Very good movie. I know very little about the video game so I went into
the viewing with open minded and ready for a lot of action.
The film delivered. Go check it out if you are a big fan of the video game
or Fassbender

[theglammerthebetter]

Mr Popper's Penguins (2011) Never really cared for Jim Carrey but he wasnt too annoying in this cute family film, Carla Gugino, Angela Lansbury were also in it 7.5/10