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Fast Five 5/10
No heart, plodded along, boring. 2hr15 min should have been 1.5 hours.

Red, White & Blue - 8/10

Trouble with the curve (2012) Eastwood is once again playing an old bitter prick but Amy Adams and JT were pretty good
7.5/10

The Machinist. 9/10.

Great movie.

EddieVanHeineken wrote:"This is the end" 8/10

Loved it from beginning to end. Haven't laughed this much at a comedy in years.

Just got home from this. Fuckin' brilliant.

Seth Rogan, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, Jonah Hill, and Craig Simpson, and others, all play themselves and bring the house down in doing so. Friggin' hilarious!

Great stupid, stoner fun.

Crazy Levi wrote: How many punches did Spock throw in the original 6 movies?

He didn't. Mainly because the character is a lot older!

Wake up shit for brains!

Mask Maker - 4/10

Hatchet 3: 6/10
I think my expectations for this were too high. The pace was off, the jokes weren't funny, and most heinously, the majority of the kills were disappointing. I wanted way more from it.

Cannibal Holocaust -10/10

WOLF wrote:

EddieVanHeineken wrote:"This is the end" 8/10

Loved it from beginning to end. Haven't laughed this much at a comedy in years.

Just got home from this. Fuckin' brilliant.

Seth Rogan, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, Jonah Hill, and Craig Simpson, and others, all play themselves and bring the house down in doing so. Friggin' hilarious!

Great stupid, stoner fun.

What if you're not a stoner? Would a non-pot smoking person find it entertaining?

DSAB wrote:Cannibal Holocaust -10/10

Axe.Giant.The.Wrath.Of.Paul.Bunyan.2013

The Purge - 3/10. Stupid movie.

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie. It passes Cinco standards.

The Princess Bride - 8/10

Exit Through The Gift Shop - 7/10

Probably the only person in history to get two random movies from Netflix
that have, one way or another, Andre The Giant in it.

Sinister(2012) good horror flick with Ethan Hawke 7.5/10

World War Z - 4 of 5 Stars

Finally, a fun, fast, family friendly zombie war movie!

Notably, written by 4 guys (plus Max Brooks, the author of the book and son of comedy legend Mel) including J Michael Straczynski (comic book and sci fi legend) and Damon Lindelof (Lost, Star Trek Into Darkness, other nerdy goodness).

Caligula -9/10

Not Fade Away - 7/10 Excellent soundtrack, decent story. James Gandolfini is very Tony Soprano like as a young musician's father.

Cloud Atlas - 8/10. Probably not for everyone (if you have a short attention span, it's not for you), but I thought it was amazing.

World War Z - 7/10. The ending was blah.

EatNails wrote:World War Z - 7/10. The ending was blah.

Really? I saw it today and totally loved it.

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Magic Mike 4/10

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I haven't had the chance to see it at all.

You should, very entertaining.

WyldOrchid5150 wrote:

EatNails wrote:World War Z - 7/10. The ending was blah.

Really? I saw it today and totally loved it.

It wasn't bad, I just expected more carnage. There was another ending originally, which was deemed too harsh. The movie was supposed to come out back in December, but was scrapped to add the ending we actually saw.

fatbass wrote:

WOLF wrote:

EddieVanHeineken wrote:"This is the end" 8/10

Loved it from beginning to end. Haven't laughed this much at a comedy in years.

Just got home from this. Fuckin' brilliant.

Seth Rogan, Jay Baruchel, James Franco, Jonah Hill, and Craig Simpson, and others, all play themselves and bring the house down in doing so. Friggin' hilarious!

Great stupid, stoner fun.

What if you're not a stoner? Would a non-pot smoking person find it entertaining?

Absolutely. My wife and I saw it last weekend--funny as hell! And we're Mormons!