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Post by *Twilight* » Sat Sep 09, 2017 4:18 am

Waiting to get booked for an MRI. My lumbar X-Ray showed an infection in the disc of my spine. Lovely.

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Post by Turner Coates » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:53 am

Couldn't find the old bar-b-q sauce thread, so I figured this was the next best place.
I gots me a new favorite sauce....by FAR.
Hawaiian Bacon.

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SO good....and it makes a great gift, don't it?
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Post by Mojo » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:30 pm

Turner Coates wrote: and it makes a great gift, don't it?
I believe you have my address...
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Post by Turner Coates » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:58 pm

Mojo wrote:
Turner Coates wrote: and it makes a great gift, don't it?
I believe you have my address...
Ha ha ha. We shall see.
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Post by jodi2 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:16 pm

Ho Lee Sheet!
My neighbor (the needy one with the special needs/autistic kid), called me as I was leaving work because she desperately needed a document notarized on base. So I drove her on base and had to stop at the MP office for directions because she had no clue where she was going. Again. We got where we needed to be and they refused to notarize her documents and suggested she just get them photocopied. Apparently she wanted her 2014, 2015, 2016 tax returns notarized "to make them more legal".
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Post by ArielPlath » Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:28 pm

Well hello - glad to see y'all are all carrying on ~ :D
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Post by theglammerthebetter » Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:24 pm

Well been out of the hospital for just over a week and im finally done with one pill so that will mean 8 less pills per day.

Still have to take 12 at breakfast and one at dinner but 13 per day is already way better than 21
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Post by RPB » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:44 am

Guy that came in a few weeks ago just murdered his 5 year old son. Awesome. I hate people.
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Post by Mojo » Wed Sep 20, 2017 6:58 am

RPB wrote:Guy that came in a few weeks ago just murdered his 5 year old son. Awesome. I hate people.
Parenting is hard.
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Post by *Twilight* » Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:32 am

RPB wrote:Guy that came in a few weeks ago just murdered his 5 year old son. Awesome. I hate people.
People suck.
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Post by LadyJaneGrey » Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:11 am

Thought of Stonebreed when I was at work the other day.......we had a library customer who looked exactly like Carlos, only with short hair.
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Post by ArielPlath » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:42 pm

My life may not be perfect, but for the first time in a long time I can honestly say I am happy.
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Post by Caustic Queen » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:18 pm

ArielPlath wrote:My life may not be perfect, but for the first time in a long time I can honestly say I am happy.
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Post by ArielPlath » Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:23 pm

Coffee, toast, news & sex - started my day out right. :D
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Post by RhiannNightfire » Sat Sep 23, 2017 4:24 pm

Sitting here trying to figure out what the fuck the fact that we home school our kid and said kid's inheritance from my mother have to do with each other.

*spoiler alert* they don't.

*wanders off ranting and raving about stupid family members*
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Post by gruentransfer » Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:55 pm

At mum's for a few days. Been two hours and we haven't had an argument yet. Must be a record.
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Post by gruentransfer » Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:56 pm

Dp
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Post by Stinky McFister » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:21 am

Found this thread about a year ago and slowly read my way thru, fairly regularly, kinda like a book - bedtime etc. Finished just the other day. Laughed out loud on several occasions.

Heading out on vacation for the next 12 days. Think I might grow me a set of lambchop sideburns.
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Post by Caustic Queen » Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:36 am

Woman on the phone doesn't know where she lives.
Wants me to go outside and find out.
ALL Faith in humanity Gone...
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Post by Olds_71_442 » Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:01 pm

I did some boat repairs yesterday morning for an old friend of my Dad's. He was telling me how all the new boats have Volvo diesels in them. The only thing is, he kept calling them Vulvas. I had to keep turning around so he couldn't see me chuckling.
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Post by vlad » Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:39 pm

Today is our wedding anniversary. My husband is 120 miles offshore albacore fishing. Not big on anniversaries, etc. But this one seems...I don't know...wistful. He called on the satellite phone for a weather report. We both forgot about what day it is.

I 've got Billy Joel's "Downeaster Alexa" running through my head.

So if you see my Downeaster "Alexa"
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel


Gets me every time.
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Post by Olds_71_442 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 12:54 pm

vlad wrote:Today is our wedding anniversary. My husband is 120 miles offshore albacore fishing. Not big on anniversaries, etc. But this one seems...I don't know...wistful. He called on the satellite phone for a weather report. We both forgot about what day it is.

I 've got Billy Joel's "Downeaster Alexa" running through my head.

So if you see my Downeaster "Alexa"
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel


Gets me every time.
Happy anniversary!
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Post by jodi2 » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:16 pm

Happy Belated Anniversary Vlad, even if it bummed you out.

Glad you are doing well, Ariel.
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Post by vlad » Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:39 pm

jodi2 wrote:Happy Belated Anniversary Vlad, even if it bummed you out.

Thanks Jodi. Not bummed. That's the thing. It was a strange emotion. Thinking about him out there in a smallish boat with no other boat around. A little worry and a lot of pride. He's fished his entire life pretty much (except for a stint in the USMC) since he was 11 (during the summers) and here he is, still going at it. He had black hair when I married him, now he's all silver. Bah...I'm so maudlin.
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Post by Cyd » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:15 pm

vlad wrote:Today is our wedding anniversary. My husband is 120 miles offshore albacore fishing. Not big on anniversaries, etc. But this one seems...I don't know...wistful. He called on the satellite phone for a weather report. We both forgot about what day it is.

I 've got Billy Joel's "Downeaster Alexa" running through my head.

So if you see my Downeaster "Alexa"
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel


Gets me every time.

To the GOOD LIFE!
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Post by dmbrocker » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:29 pm

vlad wrote:Today is our wedding anniversary. My husband is 120 miles offshore albacore fishing. Not big on anniversaries, etc. But this one seems...I don't know...wistful. He called on the satellite phone for a weather report. We both forgot about what day it is.

I 've got Billy Joel's "Downeaster Alexa" running through my head.

So if you see my Downeaster "Alexa"
And if you work with the rod and the reel
Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
And I still have my hands on the wheel


Gets me every time.
That's definitely one of Billy Joel's better tunes, IMO. Happy wedding anniversary, by the way.
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Post by gruentransfer » Wed Sep 27, 2017 3:51 pm

Been at mum's for 4 days. One day too long. Can't wait to see the husband and pets later today.
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Post by LadyJaneGrey » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:30 pm

My dentist looks like a cross between a young Kiefer Sutherland, and a young Varg Vikernes.
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Post by Thebottomline » Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:31 pm

A few hours ago some dude with a full, thick beard and lots of tattoos walked up and down S.E. 6th ave in Portland banging on a snare drum with one stick. It's raining a little. Locked my keys in my car earlier today. Thank God my trunk doesn't latch as I was able to fold down the back seat and get into my car that way. My wife made a kick ass lasagna tonight and I'm chowing down on that while not trying to slobber over the keyboard. My wife just told me to get off the computer and go wash the dishes. Bye.
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