Dump Shithole

[Turner Coates]

^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?

All seriousness aside, the answer is strange looking potatoes and burlap dresses.

[Danzig in the Dark]

^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?

[Luminiferous]

^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?

I will take it if all members of Gorky Park sign it!

[dmbrocker]

^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?

I will take it if all members of Gorky Park sign it!

I second that! I wonder how many times before and after the election Trump said "da, da, da" to Putin?

[Mojo]

Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

[vlad]

Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.

I have to say, Texas of all places is putting out a really tasty vodka, Tito's.

But yeah, the brides.

[Mojo]

Tito's.

I hear good things, but I've not tried it.

[risingfarce]

I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.

True. And, if the pee tape is real, Trump is kind of a porn star.

Well, he did have a cameo in an actual soft porn movie several years ago.

edited: It was a Playboy film. He popped a bottle of champagne all over the Playboy logo on a limo. That's not Freudian at all.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politic ... -1.2813554

It must have been a very small bottle of champagne. Freakishly small. Some might say micro.

[risingfarce]

Who would fuck a porn star without protection?

I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.

You're not funny Assnacho. We wish your father wore a condom.



That was my Chip impersonation. How did I do?

Needs more desperation. Like this board is the only thing that he has in life.

[risingfarce]

Interestingly enough, regarding the "60 Minutes" interview last night, the Stormy Daniels answers probably weren't the Earth-shattering revelations people were hoping for, but her lawyer Michael Avenatti is a force, man. He's playing the media in the right way, teasing that there's much more, actual media, that can and will be revealed. Good. Let it all come out, I say.

I saw one Twitter user on an article's feed asking if she would be able to provide a sketch artist with a description of the man she says threatened her in a parking lot with her daughter in the car. That's a good idea!

How do you like it? How do you like it? More, More, More.

[risingfarce]

^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?

All seriousness aside, the answer is strange looking potatoes and burlap dresses.

... and nerve gas.

[UtahRatt]

^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?[

The fall of the Eastern bloc was the best thing to happen in porn since the 33mm camera.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.

Don't be culturally ignorant. They're called matryoshka dolls. And first ladies. And grain alcohol.

[Love_Industry]

Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.

Don't be culturally ignorant. They're called matryoshka dolls. And first ladies. And grain alcohol.

Dude, the First Lady wasn't Russian, she was Chechen. Or Czech? Can't remember.
The Third Lady just sounds Russian, but is actually Yugoslav. Not the same thing, far from it.

[Danzig in the Dark]

I’ll take “Other Pornstars” for $1,000 Alex.

You're not funny Assnacho. We wish your father wore a condom.



That was my Chip impersonation. How did I do?

Needs more desperation. Like this board is the only thing that he has in life.

He tried that but everyone mistook him for you, risingfarts.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Needs more desperation. Like this board is the only thing that he has in life.

That's not true. I also have KISS.

[vlad]

Tito's.

I hear good things, but I've not tried it.

It's a really nice sipping vodka. I don't do mixers or ice, so I like a nice vodka. It was recommended to me by our local liquor store owner and he wasn't wrong.

If you like mixers in your booze, I don't know that I would waste the money though. But it isn't that expensive.

[Mojo]

Tito's.

I hear good things, but I've not tried it.

It's a really nice sipping vodka. I don't do mixers or ice, so I like a nice vodka. It was recommended to me by our local liquor store owner and he wasn't wrong.

If you like mixers in your booze, I don't know that I would waste the money though. But it isn't that expensive.

I only use vodka for martinis. I never drink it neat. That’s what good whisky is for.

[vlad]

I hear good things, but I've not tried it.

It's a really nice sipping vodka. I don't do mixers or ice, so I like a nice vodka. It was recommended to me by our local liquor store owner and he wasn't wrong.

If you like mixers in your booze, I don't know that I would waste the money though. But it isn't that expensive.

I only use vodka for martinis. I never drink it neat. That’s what good whisky is for.

I stick with pretty bland whiskey (Canadian). Had to give up scotch because my body utterly rejects it almost instantly. Which bums me out. Used to enjoy the different kinds of scotch. Bourbon is only good for cakes. Same with rum. Except for the Christmas cakes that get soaked in it for months, but even there I use MacNaughton these days.

The only mixed drinks I do anymore are greyhounds or cloudbusters (vodka and champagne).

Still, Tito's is worth a shot. After I posted I went and read up on it. It's made from corn, instead of potato or wheat. The article said that is why it has a slightly sweet aftertaste. I never got a sweet hit, just a nice smoothness. Wonder how that would work in a martini?

[Turner Coates]

A talking head on CNN just said that Trump has a new nickname among Washington insiders. They're calling him "Spanky."

[poisonheart]

In keeping with the theme of this thread, has anyone actually tried this?

[Efilnikufesin]

In keeping with the theme of this thread, has anyone actually tried this?

Yeah. one shot will really grab ya by the pussy!

[exitflagger]

In keeping with the theme of this thread, has anyone actually tried this?

I heard rednecks love it but it makes everybody else want to vomit.

[Turner Coates]

[Mojo]

I stick with pretty bland whiskey (Canadian). Had to give up scotch because my body utterly rejects it almost instantly. Which bums me out. Used to enjoy the different kinds of scotch. Bourbon is only good for cakes. Same with rum. Except for the Christmas cakes that get soaked in it for months, but even there I use MacNaughton these days.

The only mixed drinks I do anymore are greyhounds or cloudbusters (vodka and champagne).

Still, Tito's is worth a shot. After I posted I went and read up on it. It's made from corn, instead of potato or wheat. The article said that is why it has a slightly sweet aftertaste. I never got a sweet hit, just a nice smoothness. Wonder how that would work in a martini?

I’ll try Tito’s. My buddy keeps a bottle around. I think it would be fine in a martini. Make it a sweeter martini. A little sweet vermouth and maybe a cocktail cherry for a garnish.
I probably wouldn’t even notice the difference in vodka, but I’m not a big fan of corn-based whiskies like bourbon. Barley or rye over corn any day.

[Turner Coates]

I’ll try Tito’s. My buddy keeps a bottle around.

Go find the bottle, get drunk and resume talkin' shit about Spanky Trump.

[DEATH ROW JOE]

[Mojo]

I’ll try Tito’s. My buddy keeps a bottle around.

Go find the bottle, get drunk and resume talkin' shit about Spanky Trump.

I don’t need any liquid courage for that.

[Turner Coates]

Village Idiot Now Wants the Military to Pay for His Mexican Border Wall
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/03 ... l-military

https://www.defensenews.com/congress/bu ... port-says/


"Okay...how about this? We invade Mexico. We take over all their factories. While we're down there, we build the wall, using their tools and materials. That way, it won't cost a penny."