All seriousness aside, the answer is strange looking potatoes and burlap dresses.vlad wrote:^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?
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vlad wrote:^^^^
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I will take it if all members of Gorky Park sign it!Danzig in the Dark wrote:vlad wrote:^^^^
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I second that! I wonder how many times before and after the election Trump said "da, da, da" to Putin?Luminiferous wrote:I will take it if all members of Gorky Park sign it!Danzig in the Dark wrote:vlad wrote:^^^^
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Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.
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I have to say, Texas of all places is putting out a really tasty vodka, Tito's.Mojo wrote:Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.
But yeah, the brides.
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I hear good things, but I've not tried it.vlad wrote:Tito's.
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vlad wrote:Well, he did have a cameo in an actual soft porn movie several years ago.That-guy wrote:True. And, if the pee tape is real, Trump is kind of a porn star.Gazpacho wrote:
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edited: It was a Playboy film. He popped a bottle of champagne all over the Playboy logo on a limo. That's not Freudian at all.
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Turner Coates wrote:All seriousness aside, the answer is strange looking potatoes and burlap dresses.vlad wrote:^^^^
What does the Russian economy have to offer us? I am seriously just asking here?
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The fall of the Eastern bloc was the best thing to happen in porn since the 33mm camera.vlad wrote:^^^^
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Don't be culturally ignorant. They're called matryoshka dolls. And first ladies. And grain alcohol.Mojo wrote:Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.
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Dude, the First Lady wasn't Russian, she was Chechen. Or Czech? Can't remember.SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Don't be culturally ignorant. They're called matryoshka dolls. And first ladies. And grain alcohol.Mojo wrote:Vodka, mail order brides and babushka dolls.
The Third Lady just sounds Russian, but is actually Yugoslav. Not the same thing, far from it.
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He tried that but everyone mistook him for you, risingfarts.risingfarce wrote:cowpins wrote:You're not funny Assnacho. We wish your father wore a condom.Gazpacho wrote:
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That's not true. I also have KISS.risingfarce wrote:Needs more desperation. Like this board is the only thing that he has in life.
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It's a really nice sipping vodka. I don't do mixers or ice, so I like a nice vodka. It was recommended to me by our local liquor store owner and he wasn't wrong.Mojo wrote:I hear good things, but I've not tried it.vlad wrote:Tito's.
If you like mixers in your booze, I don't know that I would waste the money though. But it isn't that expensive.
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I only use vodka for martinis. I never drink it neat. That’s what good whisky is for.vlad wrote:It's a really nice sipping vodka. I don't do mixers or ice, so I like a nice vodka. It was recommended to me by our local liquor store owner and he wasn't wrong.Mojo wrote:I hear good things, but I've not tried it.vlad wrote:Tito's.
If you like mixers in your booze, I don't know that I would waste the money though. But it isn't that expensive.
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I stick with pretty bland whiskey (Canadian). Had to give up scotch because my body utterly rejects it almost instantly. Which bums me out. Used to enjoy the different kinds of scotch. Bourbon is only good for cakes. Same with rum. Except for the Christmas cakes that get soaked in it for months, but even there I use MacNaughton these days.Mojo wrote:I only use vodka for martinis. I never drink it neat. That’s what good whisky is for.vlad wrote:It's a really nice sipping vodka. I don't do mixers or ice, so I like a nice vodka. It was recommended to me by our local liquor store owner and he wasn't wrong.Mojo wrote: I hear good things, but I've not tried it.
If you like mixers in your booze, I don't know that I would waste the money though. But it isn't that expensive.
The only mixed drinks I do anymore are greyhounds or cloudbusters (vodka and champagne).
Still, Tito's is worth a shot. After I posted I went and read up on it. It's made from corn, instead of potato or wheat. The article said that is why it has a slightly sweet aftertaste. I never got a sweet hit, just a nice smoothness. Wonder how that would work in a martini?
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A talking head on CNN just said that Trump has a new nickname among Washington insiders. They're calling him "Spanky."
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In keeping with the theme of this thread, has anyone actually tried this?
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Yeah. one shot will really grab ya by the pussy!poisonheart wrote:In keeping with the theme of this thread, has anyone actually tried this?
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I heard rednecks love it but it makes everybody else want to vomit.poisonheart wrote:In keeping with the theme of this thread, has anyone actually tried this?
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I’ll try Tito’s. My buddy keeps a bottle around. I think it would be fine in a martini. Make it a sweeter martini. A little sweet vermouth and maybe a cocktail cherry for a garnish.vlad wrote:
I stick with pretty bland whiskey (Canadian). Had to give up scotch because my body utterly rejects it almost instantly. Which bums me out. Used to enjoy the different kinds of scotch. Bourbon is only good for cakes. Same with rum. Except for the Christmas cakes that get soaked in it for months, but even there I use MacNaughton these days.
The only mixed drinks I do anymore are greyhounds or cloudbusters (vodka and champagne).
Still, Tito's is worth a shot. After I posted I went and read up on it. It's made from corn, instead of potato or wheat. The article said that is why it has a slightly sweet aftertaste. I never got a sweet hit, just a nice smoothness. Wonder how that would work in a martini?
I probably wouldn’t even notice the difference in vodka, but I’m not a big fan of corn-based whiskies like bourbon. Barley or rye over corn any day.
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Go find the bottle, get drunk and resume talkin' shit about Spanky Trump.Mojo wrote: I’ll try Tito’s. My buddy keeps a bottle around.
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I don’t need any liquid courage for that.Turner Coates wrote:Go find the bottle, get drunk and resume talkin' shit about Spanky Trump.Mojo wrote: I’ll try Tito’s. My buddy keeps a bottle around.
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Village Idiot Now Wants the Military to Pay for His Mexican Border Wall
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"Okay...how about this? We invade Mexico. We take over all their factories. While we're down there, we build the wall, using their tools and materials. That way, it won't cost a penny."
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/03 ... l-military
https://www.defensenews.com/congress/bu ... port-says/
"Okay...how about this? We invade Mexico. We take over all their factories. While we're down there, we build the wall, using their tools and materials. That way, it won't cost a penny."
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.