Dump Shithole

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

The shutdown is now starting to mess with air travel, making flying a lot more unsafe. Various commercial aviation agency personnel are sending letters to Trump explaining how dangerous this could become. This is no joke, but the Democrats can't give in to Trump's bullshit here. They have to hold firm and send the message that this kind of stunt should never be seen as viable by any other politician again. I'm surprised they offered a compromise sum of money at all. The party line should have been zero dollars for the wall from day one.

Oh yeah those TSA fuckers rifling through our shit trying to figure out how to fuck our day up while they pick their noses all day are so important. Hopefully most of them never come back. Get a real job losers.

You cant make this stuff up.

You can't make up stuff that TSA is a pointless and rogue organization that routinely harasses and assaults people on a daily basis while doing nothing to stop "terrorism"? I'd love for you and Lenny to explain how these thugs make flying "more safe"

Take as much time as you need...

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Oh yeah those TSA fuckers rifling through our shit trying to figure out how to fuck our day up while they pick their noses all day are so important. Hopefully most of them never come back. Get a real job losers.

You cant make this stuff up.

You can't make up stuff that TSA is a pointless and rogue organization that routinely harasses and assaults people on a daily basis while doing nothing to stop "terrorism"? I'd love for you and Lenny to explain how these thugs make flying "more safe"

Take as much time as you need...

Thanks for the time. You're right as usual, I've changed my mind on this whole TSA thing. We should just get rid of the TSA and use all the money we're wasting on it for Trump's wall.
The TSA are truly worthless and pointless to even have, yes you have the overzealous employees who tend to take their duties a bit further than necessary, but let's just go back to airlines the way they used to be, pass through a metal detector, flash your tickets to the flight attendant and board your flight.

Besides even if you are hijacked by terrorists maybe they'll just demand to be flown to another country like the old days rather than flying the plane into a building or just blowing it up with the plastic explosives they brought on board.
Heck I say let's even allow smoking on flights again too!

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Now that smoking ban is truly nuts. Let's just all agree on that. Did anybody ever hijack a plane with a cigarette? At least you wouldn't smell feet and farts and flight attendant hooker perfume anymore.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Now that smoking ban is truly nuts. Let's just all agree on that. Did anybody ever hijack a plane with a cigarette? At least you wouldn't smell feet and farts and flight attendant hooker perfume anymore.

And now with weed being legalized around the country that would certainly ease those times we get stuck on a tarmac for 2 hours.

[Turner Coates]

Anderson Cooper Nails Hypocrisy Of Sarah Huckabee Sanders ‘Honest’ Wish
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/an ... 9012f69f04

Anderson Cooper mocked White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Wednesday over her wish to be remembered as “transparent and honest.”

The host of CNN’s “Anderson Cooper 360°” aired footage of Sanders — who has repeatedly given false or misleading information to the media — dodging questions about Trump’s alleged payments to multiple women ahead of the 2016 election in exchange for their silence about alleged affairs.

“She said she wants to be remembered as ‘transparent and honest,’” said Cooper. “Let that one sink in for just a moment ― transparent and honest. Alright. Let’s move on.”

[vlad]

Stormy Daniels offers viewers to watch her 'fold laundry in her underwear' live on Instagram as an alternative to Trump's national address tonight

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... peech.html

I like Stormy.

[Mojo]

I like Stormy.

She willingly allowed Donald Trump, the grossest guy on the planet, married and with a new baby, to raw dog her. Now she's playing the victim because he didn't want her telling people about it, which she's unashamedly trying to do for money. She's a pig and she can't go away fast enough.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I think she's got a really pretty face. Not really into porn star bodies but when I first saw her I was like "Wow. Kind of a babe."

But she fucked Trump, which makes me want to puke.

[Mojo]

I think she's got a really pretty face. Not really into porn star bodies but when I first saw her I was like "Wow. Kind of a babe."

But she fucked Trump, which makes me want to puke.

Don't get me wrong, I think she's gorgeous, physically. I just think she's a shitty person.

[vlad]

I like Stormy.

She willingly allowed Donald Trump, the grossest guy on the planet, married and with a new baby, to raw dog her. Now she's playing the victim because he didn't want her telling people about it, which she's unashamedly trying to do for money. She's a pig and she can't go away fast enough.

She's a whore, she's never denied that, it's basically what she does for a living. I don't see her playing a victim so much as cashing in. That Playboy chick also fucked him and I think she's been playing the victim more than Stormy. But I still like Stormy's sense of humor on this. I'd rather watch her fold laundry than listen to the actual pig, who has always raw dogged sluts when his wives (x3) had new babies. It's the folding laundry thing that cracks me up. The only thing funnier, to me, is if she invited folks to watch paint dry with her.

For some reason I keep thinking of Nell Gwyn, “Pray good people be civil, I am the Protestant whore” .

[Mojo]

But I still like Stormy's sense of humor on this. I'd rather watch her fold laundry than listen to the actual pig, who has always raw dogged sluts when his wives (x3) had new babies.

I get that. I agree, it'd be a funny idea from someone else, but I still think she's a repugnant attention whore.

[Luminiferous]

I like Stormy.

She willingly allowed Donald Trump, the grossest guy on the planet, married and with a new baby, to raw dog her.

Minus the new baby issue, Melania actually did the same thing...

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Melania's gross.

[BlackCrypt]

You're a hit and run poster who almost never stays and backs up his opinions, so I don't expect an answer, but I have questions.
Are you in favor of a wall?
If so, do you think the government shutdown is a reasonable way to get it funded?
What research did you use to come to your opinion one way or the other?

I am in favor of a physical barrier protecting our border and stronger enforcement of of current immigration laws. "Sanctuary" cities have got to go as well.

Any government shut down has been just political posturing that no one really benefits from.

As far as research, I guess I will just have to cite my sources as life.

[Mojo]

Minus the new baby issue, Melania actually did the same thing...

She's not making an attention whore of herself and reveling in it, though. Plus, I think Melania's living out her sentence for it every day. The perpetual look of "someone please kill me" on her face is pretty telling, although she deserves every second of it.

[Mojo]

As far as research, I guess I will just have to cite my sources as life. [/color]

Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking? Do you encounter a lot of illegals?

[vlad]

I like Stormy.

She willingly allowed Donald Trump, the grossest guy on the planet, married and with a new baby, to raw dog her.

Minus the new baby issue, Melania actually did the same thing...

So did Marla. I remember the dust up in Aspen, maybe Vail, where she went (or was brought by Humpty the Love Rat) and confronted Ivana on a family vacation. The kids were there! A chippie should know her place.

I had previously known Trump as a big blowhard, but that was when I knew he was also just a real Motherfucker.

[Luminiferous]

Minus the new baby issue, Melania actually did the same thing...

She's not making an attention whore of herself and reveling in it, though. Plus, I think Melania's living out her sentence for it every day. The perpetual look of "someone please kill me" on her face is pretty telling, although she deserves every second of it.

I was just cracking a joke, but I don't think Melania really cares... She wears a jacket saying so remember?

[BDG135]

Our President will address the nation shortly. https://youtu.be/H7eA1K4j8GU

[BlackCrypt]

Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking? Do you encounter a lot of illegals?

Dirty Myrtle! I am pretty sure there are quite a few. If you wanna know why I think that is because when I was working in convenience stores they could not provide an ID card when asked for during a beer purchase.

[dmbrocker]

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/ ... is-1069539

So what was even the point of tonight's emergency speech, anyway?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

So what was even the point of tonight's emergency speech, anyway?

Repeating the same talking points to a bigger, less-zombified audience for damage control. His drones already lapped this shit up weeks ago, now he has to explain to Ma and Pa Kettle why he's useless as a leader.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I did like how he slipped in there that it's no longer a wall but he still called it a wall the entire time.

This is like if he promised his idiot supporters a pizza party but instead gives them a handful of those little mints that you get from Pizza Hut.

It's totally going to work too. "Thank you for the pizza party, Mr. President!"

[Mojo]

Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking? Do you encounter a lot of illegals?

Dirty Myrtle! I am pretty sure there are quite a few. If you wanna know why I think that is because when I was working in convenience stores they could not provide an ID card when asked for during a beer purchase.

Huh. A wall might actually drive more illegals your way, since they'd have to go around it. Lucky for you that Florida's in the way.

[cowpins]

Thinking he'll declare an emergency while opening back up the government, and then when the "emergency" gets held up (or lost) in court he can fall back on that he tried for the wall, all while re-opening up the government. Win win for him (even though he lost).

[dmbrocker]

Thinking he'll declare an emergency while opening back up the government, and then when the "emergency" gets held up (or lost) in court he can fall back on that he tried for the wall, all while re-opening up the government. Win win for him (even though he lost).

The Trumptard masses will never allow it. They'll riot before they let Trump deny them their wall.

[cowpins]

Thinking he'll declare an emergency while opening back up the government, and then when the "emergency" gets held up (or lost) in court he can fall back on that he tried for the wall, all while re-opening up the government. Win win for him (even though he lost).

The Trumptard masses will never allow it. They'll riot before they let Trump deny them their wall.

...and allow a Dem win.

[Turner Coates]

[vlad]

If Trump wants to turn the remaining Red areas of CA against the GOP, certainly him, this is a good way to do it. The Camp fire, and the Carr fire as well, happened in Trump country.

Also, the majority of forests are Federal.

Also, again, why in the blue hell is he yammering about the forests right now. Shouldn't he be down on the border, going all Mad Max?

"unbelievable vehicles... stronger, bigger, and faster vehicles than our police have, than ICE has"

[Turner Coates]

"But President Motherfucker, how do we prevent lightning from starting forest fires?"

"Cover the forest with tarps whenever there's a storm, like they do in Norway.
No one knows fire prevention like I do. I haven't lost a single golf course to fire."