Dump Shithole

[Turner Coates]

You fucking know he's the one, even if it's only for a term.

Shades of Jimmy Carter.

[Stoner]

I'm okay with that.

President Carter and his wife are national fucking treasures.

[Turner Coates]

I'm okay with that.

President Carter and his wife are national fucking treasures.

Agreed there 100%.

[Danzig in the Dark]

It's not the president's job to pass legislation - it's to influence and develop it. We elect representatives and senators to do that, or not, as your district decides upon.

The president is there to drive the narrative and be a moral leader.

You fucking know he's the one, even if it's only for a term.

Piss Crue doesn't understand anything. Case in point: posting.php?mode=quote&f=5&p=7257137

Fortunately, he's Canadian so he can't get in the way, at least.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Bernie's not anxious to give away his shit either.

Always love the notion that proponents of mildly socialist ideals have to be paupers to satisfy some preposterous requirement of moral integrity. Because by feigned right-wing simpleton logic, if you want social justice you're only allowed to vote for the actual second coming of Jesus himself.

[mullet_head]

If the second coming of Christ is going to take all our breads and divide them fairly and equal instead of multiplying then he's a fucking commie as bad as Stalin and needs to stay put on his shitty little wooden cross.

[Mojo]

If the second coming of Christ is going to take all our breads and divide them fairly and equal instead of multiplying then he's a fucking commie as bad as Stalin and needs to stay put on his shitty little wooden cross.

“I went to this thing this morning and they ran out of food. Thank Jehovah that Jesus was there. He made sure everyone had half a gill and was allowed to huff the evaporation off a wine glass. He really impressed me with his socializmz and I’m not hungry at all!”

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Pentagon says it will be months before construction on Trump's border wall starts. Didn't Dump say wall will be completed before the 2020 Election?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Pentagon says it will be months before construction on Trump's border wall starts. Didn't Dump say wall will be completed before the 2020 Election?

Why not? I think I've said this already--probably several times--but just say the wall's built. Who among his base is actually going to look into it?

He's been saying for awhile that it's already under construction.

[Mojo]

They have actually been building the wall. A new section went up in New Mexico late last month and they’ve been fortifying areas in California. It’s not the massive, full-scale production it was made out to be, but instead is being built slowly in pieces as money trickles in. None of which is coming from Mexico.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

They have actually been building the wall. A new section went up in New Mexico late last month and they’ve been fortifying areas in California. It’s not the massive, full-scale production it was made out to be, but instead is being built slowly in pieces as money trickles in. None of which is coming from Mexico.

Yeah but I think this is all stuff that would've happened anyway.

I babbled about this before but this Trump Brand Wall Fiasco is so bizarre. It is 100% about branding and his 2020 campaign.

[Mojo]

It is 100% about branding and his 2020 campaign.

It's the most mindblowingly transparent form of pandering.

That's the most frustrating thing about his entire presidency. It's not even what he's saying that gets me, because what he's saying is usually bullshit. It's how obviously disingenuous it is. All the fucked up shit he says is just to rile up a base of the country's lowest common denominator. He doesn't even hear what he's saying, half the time. He doesn't even think before he says it. It's just noise whistling from an empty head that he knows will keep the Trumptards foaming. But people. eat. it. up. Then they gloat about it like they're in this special club. They're too stupid to realize they're swallowing absolute bullshit. Then when they do realize it, it's too late. They're in too deep and have no choice but to double down. It's insanity.

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Pompeo says North Korea still poses a nuclear threat despite Trump saying the opposite


https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/24/politi ... cnn.com%2F


He'll be out of a job soon, along with Coates.

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Democrats blast absent Trump with oversight offensive

A.K.A. 'Presidential Harrassment FULL FORCE'

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/26/polit ... cnn.com%2F

[TenBenny]

Adam Schiff was on Bill Maher's show and explained that he wrote his open letter to the GOP because he kept having private dialogues with GOP politicians that quietly had grave misgivings about Trump but publicly wouldn't speak up about it. *Craven* really is the best word to use for their desire to maintain their power and their party's power. As Schiff put it, his understanding of politics was that you went into them and you did the work you wanted to do, that you believed in. You didn't do what you did with an eye on keeping your job. And that's what's important to the GOP now. The power.

So what choice does the House have but to get more aggressive with the pushback? It's been going on three years of this madness already.

[bigbuttskinner]

They have actually been building the wall. A new section went up in New Mexico late last month and they’ve been fortifying areas in California. It’s not the massive, full-scale production it was made out to be, but instead is being built slowly in pieces as money trickles in. None of which is coming from Mexico.

He really knows! He seen it on his aunt's FB page.

[Turner Coates]

"I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. They're—I’ve spent a lot of time traveling over the last four years. People want to work for what they get. So, I think this idea of a guaranteed minimum is not something most people want. They want the ability to be able to secure a job. They want the ability to live in a country where there’s the potential for upward mobility." - Ivanka Trump

"When life gives you lemonade, sell it to the staff." - Ivanka Trump
(Actual quote about her childhood lemonade stand, where household staffers were forced to buy.)

[TenBenny]

"I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. They're—I’ve spent a lot of time traveling over the last four years. People want to work for what they get. So, I think this idea of a guaranteed minimum is not something most people want. They want the ability to be able to secure a job. They want the ability to live in a country where there’s the potential for upward mobility." - Ivanka Trump

"When life gives you lemonade, sell it to the staff." - Ivanka Trump
(Actual quote about her childhood lemonade stand, where household staffers were forced to buy.)

I caught this earlier and thought, "Uh, whut?" Her whole life is based on having things given to her. So, she was... forced into that lifestyle? What the fuck is she talking about anyway? We can't have upward mobility, the ability to get a secure job *and* a livable minimum wage all at the same time? Her schtick is part privilege, part cluelessness and part gaslighting meant to make the less educated people side against their own interests.

With any luck, she'll get indicted soon and take Hair Gel Jr. with her.

[risingfarce]

"I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. They're—I’ve spent a lot of time traveling over the last four years. People want to work for what they get. So, I think this idea of a guaranteed minimum is not something most people want. They want the ability to be able to secure a job. They want the ability to live in a country where there’s the potential for upward mobility." - Ivanka Trump

"When life gives you lemonade, sell it to the staff." - Ivanka Trump
(Actual quote about her childhood lemonade stand, where household staffers were forced to buy.)

I caught this earlier and thought, "Uh, whut?" Her whole life is based on having things given to her. So, she was... forced into that lifestyle? What the fuck is she talking about anyway? We can't have upward mobility, the ability to get a secure job *and* a livable minimum wage all at the same time? Her schtick is part privilege, part cluelessness and part gaslighting meant to make the less educated people side against their own interests.

With any luck, she'll get indicted soon and take Hair Gel Jr. with her.

Fucking can't come soon enough.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Wait, that quote was actually about fucking minimum wage?! I figured she must be talking about Unconditional Basic Income or at least unemployment money or one of those evil communist things she couldn't possibly grasp. I guess, like an idiot, I overestimated a Trump's ability to not say the stupidest thing humanly possible on any given subject.

[AnotherPerfectB*stard]

Wait, that quote was actually about fucking minimum wage?! I figured she must be talking about Unconditional Basic Income or at least unemployment money or one of those evil communist things she couldn't possibly grasp. I guess, like an idiot, I overestimated a Trump's ability to not say the stupidest thing humanly possible on any given subject.

dunno how much Ivana charges, but the last russian girl I "met" here said the " fucking minimum wage, was $400 (with a happy end) extra if you wanna bareback it, but this includes a bottle of cheap sparkling wine

She couldn't "time travel" either.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

If you pay $40 for a Russian, you still got ripped off. Some people should just stick with their wives.

Unless they're Slav hookers themselves, but that's the cuck president's problem.

[cowpins]

Cohen's opening statement today. Def the return of Must See TV.

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper ... d/full.pdf

[Pierce Foreskin]

Cohen's opening statement today. Def the return of Must See TV.

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper ... d/full.pdf

This will end up being a big nothing burger, no one on the right cares what Cohen thinks. As expressed by Rep. Gaetz yesterday.

[TenBenny]

Cohen's opening statement today. Def the return of Must See TV.

https://int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper ... d/full.pdf

This will end up being a big nothing burger, no one on the right cares what Cohen thinks. As expressed by Rep. Gaetz yesterday.

Absolutely. The GOP's rock-solid trustworthiness and commitment to law, order and democracy has made it our go-to beacon of truth in these turbulent times.

[whammybar]

The Republicans talked shit about him until the hat crowd voted him in. And now they are slobbering over him so deep it's sticking out of their shameless asses. Gargle away and grin boys, you don't have to hide your racism anymore!

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Trump is even worse in private. Imagine that.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Elijah Cummings FTW!

[TawnyVonJagger]

Elijah Cummings FTW!

[Turner Coates]

Gambino mob heir predicts Michael Cohen will get WHACKED in prison because 'inmates love Trump and hate rats'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rison.html

An heir to the Gambino crime family has issued a stark warning to Michael Cohen, predicting that President Donald Trump's former personal attorney may face retaliation behind bars over his Congressional testimony.

'A message for Michael Cohen: He better keep his mouth shut,' Giovanni Gambino told DailyMail.com on Wednesday morning, blasting Trump's former fixer shortly before he publicly testified.

Giovanni, the 43-year-old son of late Sicilian mob boss Francesco 'Ciccio' Gambino and cousin to infamous crime boss Carlo Gambino, speculated that Cohen's withering testimony could have harsh consequences.

'Inmates love Trump, and hate rats. If he wants to get out alive, he better keep his mouth shut about Trump,' Giovanni said.