Dump Shithole

[risingfarce]

Last night after the impeachment vote Trump was at a Michigan rally (which is what he does, he doesn't do the work of a president, he just tries to stay in office). Anyway he implied that a Michigan congresswoman who voted in favor of impeachment, whose husband recently died, that the husband was now in hell. Highly respected man, veteran, longtime congressman, etc. All cuz of the butthurt. Unreal.

Trump is the most disgusting human being on this planet.

Him and Sharon Osbourne.

[cowpins]

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[Turner Coates]

Sarah is proof that Ernest Borgnine fucked a buffalo.

[Danzig in the Dark]

Sarah is proof that Ernest Borgnine fucked a buffalo.

Have some respect.







Ernest Borgnine was the man.

[Turner Coates]

So all other candidates are "nonbelievers?" And Christianity Today Magazine wants one of the "nonbelievers" to replace you, Tubby?
You must have done something to upset them.

And sorry to hear you won't read ET again. I didn't think you read at all.

[exitflagger]

The only thing Donnie has done for religion is make everybody say "Oh dear God!" when he opens his mouth.

[vlad]

https://twitter.com/RepChuck/status/1205292185589108736

Remember how Trumpy didn't like energy efficient light bulbs because they made him look orange?

I would have thought this was a photoshopped, but it's from someone that likes him.

[Turner Coates]

Trumper: "This is bullshit! Read the transcript!"

Reporter: "Have you read the transcript?"

Trumper: "No, I haven't. I don't have to."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZFoco_1gQ

[Mojo]

Whatever works. And it did.

[TenBenny]

https://twitter.com/RepChuck/status/1205292185589108736

Remember how Trumpy didn't like energy efficient light bulbs because they made him look orange?

I would have thought this was a photoshopped, but it's from someone that likes him.

Did you happen to get a good look at Trump at that Michigan rally? I've never seen him look more orange. Dude looked like a basted turkey!

[Turner Coates]

Donald Trump released a Christmas statement on Wednesday calling for Americans to better “exemplify the teachings of Christ.”
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-ce ... of-christ/

“Together, we must strive to foster a culture of deeper understanding and respect — traits that exemplify the teachings of Christ.”

[Danzig in the Dark]

Donald Trump released a Christmas statement on Wednesday calling for Americans to better “exemplify the teachings of Christ.”
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-ce ... of-christ/

“Together, we must strive to foster a culture of deeper understanding and respect — traits that exemplify the teachings of Christ.”

Isn't Jesus one of those socialist Jew libtards?

[LeeRatbag]

It would help the situation if the evangelicals finally came to the realization that Trump is not going to trigger the rapture. (Yes they do think that.)

Well now, here's a thing. Nobody outside America believes in the Rapture. It's not a feature of Christianity anywhere else in the world, it seems to be almost exclusively an American Evangelical/Baptist idea based on a very specific interpretation of Thessalonians.

[exitflagger]

It would help the situation if the evangelicals finally came to the realization that Trump is not going to trigger the rapture. (Yes they do think that.)

Well now, here's a thing. Nobody outside America believes in the Rapture. It's not a feature of Christianity anywhere else in the world, it seems to be almost exclusively an American Evangelical/Baptist idea based on a very specific interpretation of Thessalonians.

We don't have the market cornered on religious stupidity, but business has always been pretty brisk.

[Danzig in the Dark]

It would help the situation if the evangelicals finally came to the realization that Trump is not going to trigger the rapture. (Yes they do think that.)

Well now, here's a thing. Nobody outside America believes in the Rapture. It's not a feature of Christianity anywhere else in the world, it seems to be almost exclusively an American Evangelical/Baptist idea based on a very specific interpretation of Thessalonians.

When real 'Mericans are going up to Heaven, they'll be laughing their asses off at you foreign heathens burning in Hellfire.

[absolutely fabulous]

Think of how many more lives could have been saved. If I never had decided to withdraw our troops, in the first place? Thousands and thousands, and maybe many more!


Forgot to include the best part at the end!

How many?

[whammybar]

Kellyanne Conway's husband predicts Trump will have a complete meltdown during the State of the Union speech.

https://www.newsweek.com/george-conway- ... er-1479761

Conservative attorney George Conway, who's also the husband of Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, on Monday agreed with a prediction that Donald Trump will have an "unhinged, delusional, narcissistic" meltdown during his upcoming State of the Union (SOTU) address over the ongoing impeachment proceedings against him.

Paul Rosenzweig, former deputy assistant secretary for policy in the Department of Homeland Security, subsequently floated a theory on Twitter: "I think I may have figured out why@SpeakerPelosi is holding the articles of impeachment (or at least part of the reason): She wants to make sure that when POTUS gives the SOTU on Feb 4, he is still under impeachment."

[TenBenny]

Kellyanne Conway's husband predicts Trump will have a complete meltdown during the State of the Union speech.

https://www.newsweek.com/george-conway- ... er-1479761

Conservative attorney George Conway, who's also the husband of Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, on Monday agreed with a prediction that Donald Trump will have an "unhinged, delusional, narcissistic" meltdown during his upcoming State of the Union (SOTU) address over the ongoing impeachment proceedings against him.

Paul Rosenzweig, former deputy assistant secretary for policy in the Department of Homeland Security, subsequently floated a theory on Twitter: "I think I may have figured out why@SpeakerPelosi is holding the articles of impeachment (or at least part of the reason): She wants to make sure that when POTUS gives the SOTU on Feb 4, he is still under impeachment."

I think Nancy Pelosi is banking on that very real possibility. And at the very least it will serve Trump right to have his impeacher looming right behind him just as he loomed behind Hillary Clinton at their debate. His blood is going to be boiling the whole time. Pelosi knows what happens when Trump is unfocused. And if it happens, it will happen in a moment when a president very much needs to look presidential.

"The state of the union is *not* good. The treasonous Democrats have impeached your president as part of the phony witch hunt. They know Donald Trump has done more for our country than any president in history. Nancy Pelosi must be impeached!"

[TenBenny]

Melania told reporters at the Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve celebration that her wish is for "peace on the world," which wouldn't be something to jest about if she weren't such a self-proclaimed master of language. This of course led the Internet to declare that the "I Don't Care, Do U?" lady wants to "piss on the world." I kind of wish she and her husband would just *peace off* somewhere.

You know she's really wishing that she won't have to call herself First Lady come next January.

[risingfarce]

Melania told reporters at the Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve celebration that her wish is for "peace on the world," which wouldn't be something to jest about if she weren't such a self-proclaimed master of language. This of course led the Internet to declare that the "I Don't Care, Do U?" lady wants to "piss on the world." I kind of wish she and her husband would just *peace off* somewhere.

You know she's really wishing that she won't have to call herself First Lady come next January.

The First Cunt can go back to her nude lesbian photo career.
Even naked she has RBF.

[mullet_head]

Melania told reporters at the Mar-a-Lago New Year's Eve celebration that her wish is for "peace on the world," which wouldn't be something to jest about if she weren't such a self-proclaimed master of language.

It wouldn't be something to jest about if her husband didn't like for hookers like her to "peace" on him.

Bwahaha!

Get it? Because "peace" is similar to "piss", phonetically. Feel free to use this one ON your next stand up gig.

[exitflagger]

Looks like this whole Iran thing has given Donnie exactly the diversion opportunity he needed on his current predicaments. How many times have people said "He'll start a war to wiggle out of impeachment if it starts going bad for him"? There's never a surprise from this guy.

[vlad]

Looks like this whole Iran thing has given Donnie exactly the diversion opportunity he needed on his current predicaments. How many times have people said "He'll start a war to wiggle out of impeachment if it starts going bad for him"? There's never a surprise from this guy.

But there is always a tweet! Actually make that plural tweets:

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2011

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2012

Don’t let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected—be careful Republicans!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012

I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 16, 2013

Remember what I previously said—Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 25, 2013

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2013

[TenBenny]

Looks like this whole Iran thing has given Donnie exactly the diversion opportunity he needed on his current predicaments. How many times have people said "He'll start a war to wiggle out of impeachment if it starts going bad for him"? There's never a surprise from this guy.

But there is always a tweet! Actually make that plural tweets:

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2011

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 9, 2012

Don’t let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected—be careful Republicans!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012

I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 16, 2013

Remember what I previously said—Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 25, 2013

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2013

This sounds really bad. Did we finally just see our "Wag the Dog" moment come to fruition? This asshole is gonna start a war to save his own neck!

[whammybar]

We'll see how it goes with the evangelicals when the bombs start landing in Israel.

[exitflagger]

(Sung to the tune of "Breakin the Law")

Waggin the Dog
Waggin the Dog *pyow!*

Waggin the Dog
Waggin the Dog *pyow pyow!*

[Rorysfan]

We'll see how it goes with the evangelicals when the bombs start landing in Israel.

They won't give a shit. He'll tell them again that he is The Chosen One and the Jews are Satan's spawn and they will all cream their pants.

[Danzig in the Dark]

We'll see how it goes with the evangelicals when the bombs start landing in Israel.

In order for Jesus to Rapture them back to Heaven, Jews must return to their homeland. It doesn't require they survive.

[vlad]

In the coniuing saga of "There is always a Tweet":

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

2:46 AM - 31 Aug 2013

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 2151136256

[vlad]

Pompeo on CNN says US has "every expectation" that people "in Iran will view the American action last night as giving them freedom."

Golly, we'll be greeted as liberators!