Dump Shithole

[Turner Coates]

[dmbrocker]

That ship will soon be sinking, unfortunately.

[rocketop]

Great White's Mark Kendall taking a swipe at Mayor Pete's sexuality on Twitter.

[risingfarce]

Great White's Mark Kendall taking a swipe at Mayor Pete's sexuality on Twitter.

Too bad he wasn't the Great White guitarist who died in the fire.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Nobody gives a flying rat’s asshole about Mark Kendall. Or James Woods, for that matter.
Let’s move on.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

It'll never stop being funny to me that everyone in entertainment who's a Trumpanzee is about 30 years past their expiration date, career-wise. It's a "liberal Hollywood" conspiracy that James Woods and Sean Young can't get work, nothing to do with them being notorious assholes.

[Turner Coates]

Will Trump pardon Harvey Weinstein? I know he's one of them Hollywood liberals, but it's not like he's Mexican or Muslim or something like that. Did he do anything the president's never done?

[cowpins]

Will Trump pardon Harvey Weinstein? I know he's one of them Hollywood liberals, but it's not like he's Mexican or Muslim or something like that. Did he do anything the president's never done?

Before or after he gives him the The Presidential Medal of Freedom for his accomplishments in not making foreign films ?

[Rorysfan]

Will Trump pardon Harvey Weinstein? I know he's one of them Hollywood liberals, but it's not like he's Mexican or Muslim or something like that. Did he do anything the president's never done?

Weinstein doesn't have dirt on 45 like Epstein did. That's why Epstein had to be silenced.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Dow plunges 1,000 points on coronavirus fears, 3.5% drop is worst in two years

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/24/us-futu ... break.html

[Luminiferous]

I wish that tweet were real, but it does sound EXACTLY like something his dumb ass would say....

[Turner Coates]

[Chip Z'Hoy]

I wish that tweet were real, but it does sound EXACTLY like something his dumb ass would say....

It's a real as anything fakenewspunk posts!

[Luminiferous]

Yeah... well he has read the entire Green deal!

[Luminiferous]

Another day... Another reichlike failure..

Whoever does your little right wing photoshops, sucks on ice...

[exitflagger]

Donnie Dumbass put TweedleDumb number 2, Milk Pence, in charge of the Coronavirus "task force".

Been nice knowing all of you.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Donnie Dumbass put TweedleDumb number 2, Milk Pence, in charge of the Coronavirus "task force".

Been nice knowing all of you.

He and Mother will send thoughts and prayers to fix it.

[Chip Z'Hoy]

There's a guy that can handle an outbreak: MIKE PENCE. Ask Indiana how that works out.

[risingfarce]

Donnie Dumbass put TweedleDumb number 2, Milk Pence, in charge of the Coronavirus "task force".

Been nice knowing all of you.

So, "god" is going to save us?


If only the coronavirus could wipe out all of the Republicans.

[cowpins]

Donnie Dumbass put TweedleDumb number 2, Milk Pence, in charge of the Coronavirus "task force".

Been nice knowing all of you.

Actually nice knowing Pence for 2020. This is Trumps out to replace him.

[vlad]

Pence, in Indiana, totally fucked up his HIV response. But he prayed about it!

He also doesn't believe in evolution, so this whole "viruses mutate" thing might make him incredulous.

Someone somewhere else described Pence as the guy who thought "The gays could be cured with jumper cables"...

[Insane Clown Potsie]

I believe until Trump can correctly spell the virus he should just shut up. Caronavirus?

Nice he dumps it on Pence so when it goes south he's got a scapegoat. You knew he wouldnt hand it to Ivanka.

[Turner Coates]

Nice he dumps it on Pence so when it goes south he's got a scapegoat.

"I hardly KNEW the guy. I have my picture taken with LOTS of people."

[exitflagger]

Trump: "All is well with coronavirus. Vurry, vurry good."
Top health official: "This will be a pandemic and it is a dangerous situation."
Trump: "All comments on coronavirus are to go through the white house and Milk Pence from now on."

Upshot: We will not be getting any accurate official info on the situation till the stock market stops going into the shitter. And probably not even then. Time for internet bots to kick into gear and spark mass panic. Good job, Donnie.

[whammybar]

Today's Thoughts and Prayers press conference is being brought to you by Castor Oil and the fine folks at Gideon's Bibles.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Garth Brooks played a concert in Detroit last night and he thought it would be cool to wear a Barry Sanders #20 Lions shirt as a nice gesture to the hometown team.

Only problem was a bunch of idiots thought he was supporting BERNIE Sanders in the 2020 election and took him to task on Twitter about it.

You can't make this shit up. This should be an Onion article, not an actual thing that happened. Trumpanzees are collectively the biggest group of morons this country has ever seen. Every day this country falls farther into the shitter thanks to low IQ idiots. Congratulations America.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Bonespurs has diagnosed the recent stock market plunges. It's the democratic debates.

[dtmfs]

Garth Brooks played a concert in Detroit last night and he thought it would be cool to wear a Barry Sanders #20 Lions shirt as a nice gesture to the hometown team.

Only problem was a bunch of idiots thought he was supporting BERNIE Sanders in the 2020 election and took him to task on Twitter about it.

You can't make this shit up. This should be an Onion article, not an actual thing that happened. Trumpanzees are collectively the biggest group of morons this country has ever seen. Every day this country falls farther into the shitter thanks to low IQ idiots. Congratulations America.

To be fair there were some morons who sung Brooks praises for his public "support" of Sanders as well. Holy shit politics has a way of making people look dumb as fuck.

[TenBenny]

Garth Brooks played a concert in Detroit last night and he thought it would be cool to wear a Barry Sanders #20 Lions shirt as a nice gesture to the hometown team.

Only problem was a bunch of idiots thought he was supporting BERNIE Sanders in the 2020 election and took him to task on Twitter about it.

You can't make this shit up. This should be an Onion article, not an actual thing that happened. Trumpanzees are collectively the biggest group of morons this country has ever seen. Every day this country falls farther into the shitter thanks to low IQ idiots. Congratulations America.

Yep. There are literally people saying they will no longer drink Corona beer for fear of catching coronavirus.

[Turner Coates]

Donnie Dumbass put TweedleDumb number 2, Milk Pence, in charge of the Coronavirus "task force".

Been nice knowing all of you.

Actually nice knowing Pence for 2020. This is Trumps out to replace him.

Nah. This frees up Trump so he can devote his time and energy to fighting Mr. Tooth Decay.