Dump Shithole

[Insane Clown Potsie]

Befitting the dignity of an ex-president, Donnie Dumbfuck is going to take a stab at boxing commentary.

As part of the upcoming Triller Fight Club event on Sept. 11, former President Donald Trump will serve as a guest commentator for the upcoming card headlined by Evander Holyfield vs. Vitor Belfort.

Trump’s special “unfiltered boxing commentary” will be broadcast as part of the pay-per-view airing through FITE TV with the event taking place at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla.

“I love great fighters and great fights,” Trump stated in a Triller press release. “I look forward to seeing both this Saturday night and sharing my thoughts ringside. You won’t want to miss this special event.”

He won't make it through the first round without claiming the election was stolen....

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Sounds about right.

[Turner Coates]

"And he gives him the old dipsy doodle to the chin...just like I did to Biden!"

[eddie lee roth]

Befitting the dignity of an ex-president, Donnie Dumbfuck is going to take a stab at boxing commentary.

As part of the upcoming Triller Fight Club event on Sept. 11, former President Donald Trump will serve as a guest commentator for the upcoming card headlined by Evander Holyfield vs. Vitor Belfort.

Trump’s special “unfiltered boxing commentary” will be broadcast as part of the pay-per-view airing through FITE TV with the event taking place at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla.

“I love great fighters and great fights,” Trump stated in a Triller press release. “I look forward to seeing both this Saturday night and sharing my thoughts ringside. You won’t want to miss this special event.”

He won't make it through the first round without claiming the election was stolen....

It’ll be just like when ESPN gave Rush Limbaugh a commentary position for their pregame NFL show. He lasted one week. He couldn’t make one fucking episode without sticking his foot in his mouth. Spouting out racial shit about black QBs. Best thing Rush Limbaugh ever did was dying during black history month.

[Turner Coates]

Donald Trump Jr.’s Appeal For Questions To Ask His Dad Goes Exactly How You’d Think
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-t ... 19c504ccd6

Donald Trump Jr. appealed for questions to ask his father, Donald Trump, when they commentate on Evander Holyfield’s boxing comeback Saturday — and received a slew of critical suggestions he’s unlikely to pose anytime soon.

"The biggest fight of the year this Saturday. My Dad - President Trump- & I, are commentating and we’re going to have some fun.
I’ll finally pushing him on the burning question. Are aliens real and what’s up with Area 51? Shoot me some other questions here!"

"“Is he going to advise the dude who gets knocked out to call the fight rigged?” cracked one Twitter user, referencing the former president’s penchant for pushing lies about the 2020 election.

"Will he attempt to rewrite history and tell us all about his bravery on 9/11 before or during the fight?"

"In a year, Lil Don & Big Don will be announcing Monster Truck Rallies."

[Chip Z'Hoy]

How'd the boxing match go? I guess our guy gave a presentation to the Moonies, so it was a busy day for him.

I could not have been more convinced 6 months ago that Trump will be re-elected in 2024 but he's got a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a Shoney's in Michigan so we'll see if he has time to start campaigning.

I want to laugh but he was doing all this broke and washed-up shit BEFORE he was elected President of the United States. Like, the "I eat my pizza backwards!" guy weaponized a whole army of retards who were previously apolitical.

[HueyRamone]

How'd the boxing match go?

It was transcribed:

The fight was Rigged. Everyone knows it. Evander did better than any other boxer in history. Believe me. No one threw more punches than Evander. What's been taken from this brave hero is the biggest injustice in the sports world. They're telling me that it was likely a chinese or russian rigging of the fight. Some are saying China, could be china. Or Russia, we'll see. We'll see. This is sure to be overturned or it is the most unfair ruling since, well, since you know when. You know when."

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

How'd the boxing match go? I guess our guy gave a presentation to the Moonies, so it was a busy day for him.

I could not have been more convinced 6 months ago that Trump will be re-elected in 2024 but he's got a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a Shoney's in Michigan so we'll see if he has time to start campaigning.

I want to laugh but he was doing all this broke and washed-up shit BEFORE he was elected President of the United States. Like, the "I eat my pizza backwards!" guy weaponized a whole army of retards who were previously apolitical.

He's still polling pretty high amongst the CHUDS. As expected.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Meanwhile . . .

https://www.ibtimes.com/biggest-pro-tru ... ed-3294052

[HueyRamone]

Meanwhile . . .

https://www.ibtimes.com/biggest-pro-tru ... ed-3294052

Often those things are free, this one's cheapest ticket was $125.

Those mouthbreathers dont have that kind of money to spend, though you cant blame the grifters at the event for trying to separate the morons from their earnin's...

[Beyotch_Knowles]

It was transcribed:

The fight was Rigged. Everyone knows it. Evander did better than any other boxer in history. Believe me. No one threw more punches than Evander. What's been taken from this brave hero is the biggest injustice in the sports world. They're telling me that it was likely a chinese or russian rigging of the fight. Some are saying China, could be china. Or Russia, we'll see. We'll see. This is sure to be overturned or it is the most unfair ruling since, well, since you know when. You know when."

[Turner Coates]

Worried Trump could 'go rogue,' Milley took top-secret action to protect nuclear weapons
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/14/politics ... index.html

wo days after the January 6 attack on the US Capitol, President Donald Trump's top military adviser, Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley, single-handedly took top-secret action to limit Trump from potentially ordering a dangerous military strike or launching nuclear weapons, according to "Peril," a new book by legendary journalist Bob Woodward and veteran Washington Post reporter Robert Costa.
Woodward and Costa write that Milley, deeply shaken by the assault, 'was certain that Trump had gone into a serious mental decline in the aftermath of the election, with Trump now all but manic, screaming at officials and constructing his own alternate reality about endless election conspiracies.'
Milley worried that Trump could 'go rogue,' the authors write.

"You never know what a president's trigger point is," Milley told his senior staff, according to the book.

In response, Milley took extraordinary action, and called a secret meeting in his Pentagon office on January 8 to review the process for military action, including launching nuclear weapons. Speaking to senior military officials in charge of the National Military Command Center, the Pentagon's war room, Milley instructed them not to take orders from anyone unless he was involved.

"No matter what you are told, you do the procedure. You do the process. And I'm part of that procedure," Milley told the officers, according to the book. He then went around the room, looked each officer in the eye, and asked them to verbally confirm they understood.
"Got it?" Milley asked, according to the book.

"Yes, sir."
'Milley considered it an oath,' the authors write.

'You know he's crazy'
Milley's fear was based on his own observations of Trump's erratic behavior. His concern was magnified by the events of January 6 and the 'extraordinary risk' the situation posed to US national security, the authors write. Milley had already had two back-channel phone calls with China's top general, who was on high alert over the chaos in the US.
Then Milley received a blunt phone call from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, according to the book. Woodward and Costa exclusively obtained a transcript of the call, during which Milley tried to reassure Pelosi that the nuclear weapons were safe.
Pelosi pushed back.

"What I'm saying to you is that if they couldn't even stop him from an assault on the Capitol, who even knows what else he may do? And is there anybody in charge at the White House who was doing anything but kissing his fat butt all over this?"
Pelosi continued, "You know he's crazy. He's been crazy for a long time."
According to Woodward and Costa, Milley responded, "Madam Speaker, I agree with you on everything."

[Insane Clown Potsie]

[HueyRamone]

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Who the fuck is she talking to? None of the people in power give a fuck what you and Trump think. in fact, they all think the opposite.

[Sleek]

Duhhh...she's obviously speaking to the RUMP NATION supporters going to the Sept. 18th rally.

She purposely spelled "martial" wrong as a code so they knew she was addressing them directly, and this is giving them their designated target.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

Court Marshal Mark Milley

Is that a new rapper???

[TenBenny]

In today's edition of Today in Marjorie Taylor Greene Stupidity... Just when you think she can't up the ridiculous theatrics, she shoots a car rigged with explosives to tell people about her gun auction. A closer look shows that the gun snapped back in her face, which was wearing no eye or ear protection.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/stat ... 0811539457

[kreamygoodness]

[Turner Coates]

Trump Sues New York Times and His Niece Over Tax Story
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-tr ... y?ref=home

Former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against The New York Times, three of its reporters, and his niece—claiming they hatched an “insidious plot” to obtain his private records for a story about his tax history.

The lawsuit, which was filed Tuesday in Dutchess County, New York, alleges that the newspaper convinced Mary Trump to “smuggle records out of her attorney’s office and turn them over to The Times” despite her having signed a confidentiality agreement. The suit demands damages "in an amount to be determined at trial, but believed to be no less than One Hundred Million Dollars " from both Mary Trump, and the Times.

“I think he is a fucking loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can,” said Mary Trump. "It's desperation. The walls are closing in and he is throwing anything against the wall that will stick. As is always the case with Donald, he'll try and change the subject."

The Times did not immediately respond to a request for comment about the suit.

This is a developing story...

[Turner Coates]

MyPillow Guy Mocked For A New Trump Prediction... And It's A Real Turkey
https://news.yahoo.com/mypillow-guy-moc ... 56525.html

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has a new date for a supposed U.S. Supreme Court case about the 2020 election, which he claims will lead to Donald Trump being reinstated as president.

“You heard it here first because our case is ready,” he said on a podcast run by Trump pardon recipient and former White House aide Steve Bannon.

Ready, but apparently not too ready: He said it’s still about two months off and will go directly to the Supreme Court by Thanksgiving.

He claimed his evidence is so overwhelming that the court will rule unanimously to hear it.

Lindell previously predicted a date in August, and when that didn’t pan out he offered up September.

Now, he’s got a turkey of a target.

“We will have this before the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving,” he declared. “That’s my promise to the people of this country.”

Lindell has made multiple failed predictions for when his case would go to the court and when Trump would return to the White House. He’s also claimed to have evidence of election hacking, but a member of the cyber team he hired dismissed it as “a turd.”

At least two elections security experts have tried to claim the $5 million bounty Lindell has offered for anyone who can disprove his conspiracy theories.

He’s been ducking both of them.

[HueyRamone]

I wonder if he's getting tired of winning...

[TenBenny]

Watching all these Woodward and Costa interviews about their new book "Peril," the details being revealed are insane. Not just the Trump stuff but the degree to which Republicans privately knew The Big Lie was bullshit but pushed it anyway.

A comedian whose name I forget once had a bit about how one-star reviews are always about the reviewer, not the product. The book page on Amazon has 28% one-star reviews from trolls.

https://www.amazon.com/Peril-Bob-Woodwa ... 982182911/

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Not just the Trump stuff but the degree to which Republicans privately knew The Big Lie was bullshit but pushed it anyway.

what no way i have to buy this book thanks lenny

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comme ... _to_biden/

Ooooops.

[dmbrocker]

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comme ... _to_biden/

Ooooops.

Of course the most die hard of Trumpy's fanbase won't admit to this. Time to move those goalposts!

[Turner Coates]

At Georgia Rally, Trump Falsely Claims Arizona Audit Found He Won in Maricopa County
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-falsely- ... ve-1632756

Former President Donald Trump falsely claimed during a rally in Georgia on Saturday night that the results of the Arizona election "forensic audit" concluded that President Joe Biden lost in Maricopa County, despite the report stating that Biden won with 1,040,873 votes—99 more votes than shown in the certified ballots.

"We won at the Arizona forensic audit yesterday at a level that you wouldn't believe," Trump told the crowd in Perry, Georgia. "They had headlines that Biden wins in Arizona, when they know it's not true. He didn't win in Arizona. He lost in Arizona based on the forensic audit."

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

If he won, he'd be President. I know the average Trumptard is stupid, but really??

[HueyRamone]

Now, just saying anything that comes to mind...

Trump backs Stacey Abrams.


https://www.newsweek.com/trump-says-sta ... mp-1632786

[Turner Coates]

Trump's former press secretary alleges he called her to 'defend the size of his penis'
https://theweek.com/donald-trump/100540 ... ize-of-his

Stephanie Grisham, who served as White House press secretary under former President Donald Trump, reportedly alleges in her new book that Trump once called her to discuss the size of his penis and on another occasion asked her boyfriend about their sex life.

Grisham, who held the job of press secretary for nine months during the Trump administration, is set to release a book titled I'll Take Your Questions Now, and she alleges in it that Trump once "called her while aboard Air Force One to defend the size of his penis" in response to comments about it from Stormy Daniels, The New York Times reports. Grisham reportedly recalls replying, "Uh, yes sir."

The book also alleges that Trump once asked Grisham's boyfriend at the time, who was also a Trump aide, "if she was good in bed," The Washington Post reports. Additionally, the book describes Trump's alleged fixation with a young female aide, who Grisham says he once asked be brought to his cabin on Air Force One so he could "look at her [behind]," the Post writes.

[TenBenny]

Now, just saying anything that comes to mind...

Trump backs Stacey Abrams.


https://www.newsweek.com/trump-says-sta ... mp-1632786

It would be fucking hilarious if Trump turned Georgia blue by directing or his Trumper automatons to vote against all the "disloyal" Republicans in the state.