Dump Shithole

[Turner Coates]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rudy-giul ... legitimacy

“Since we have to guess what it is, [our report so far] is quite voluminous,” Giuliani said, claiming that he would spend much of this weekend “paring it down” and that he was editing the document created by the “whole team.”

“The first half of it is 58 pages, and second half isn't done yet… It needs an executive summary if it goes over a hundred,” he added. Giuliani also indicated that most of what’s being put together by him and his Trump-defending colleagues currently can already be found on Google.

Giuliani said that Trump’s legal team had not conducted any original interviews or investigation for their current draft.

[milk-milk-lemonade]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rudy-giul ... legitimacy

“Since we have to guess what it is, [our report so far] is quite voluminous,” Giuliani said, claiming that he would spend much of this weekend “paring it down” and that he was editing the document created by the “whole team.”

“The first half of it is 58 pages, and second half isn't done yet… It needs an executive summary if it goes over a hundred,” he added. Giuliani also indicated that most of what’s being put together by him and his Trump-defending colleagues currently can already be found on Google.

Giuliani said that Trump’s legal team had not conducted any original interviews or investigation for their current draft.

Holy shit, they're going to wing it.

[Turner Coates]

Holy shit, they're going to wing it.

Somehow I get the feeling they'll find that Spanky and his gang did nothing wrong.

[Insane Clown Potsie]

“Giuliani also indicated that most of what’s being put together by him and his Trump-defending colleagues currently can already be found on Google."

Is this the same Google that Trump claims is biased against him and conservatives?

[vlad]

Bongino is the new covfefe.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6628757504

edited to add:

Did he mean Dan Bongino?

[exitflagger]

Is that like "A badda bing"?

Fugeddaboudit!

[BlackCrypt]

Bongino is the new covfefe.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6628757504

edited to add:

Did he mean Dan Bongino?

[TawnyVonJagger]

Bongino is the new covfefe.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6628757504

edited to add:

Did he mean Dan Bongino?

Well, Dan Bongino IS a joke...

[TenBenny]

Bongino is the new covfefe.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6628757504

edited to add:

Did he mean Dan Bongino?

I think he was talking about the singer Jon Bongino, the guy that sang "Livin' on a Thought and Prayer."

[TenBenny]

Great idea, Donnie, tweet at Jeff Sessions for not protecting crooked Republican officials and assisting the party's election chances. That'll help your case.

[grishnak boss]

[Turner Coates]

Transcript of Bob Woodward's recent phone conversation with Spanky (and Kellyanne).
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/04/politics ... index.html

[exitflagger]

Bob Woodward's book is gonna fuck Donnie in the ass so hard he'll be walking like a duck for a year.

[Turner Coates]

Bob Woodward's book is gonna fuck Donnie in the ass so hard he'll be walking like a duck for a year.

The White House said it's "full of fabrications." Spanky will soon deride him and come up with a childish nickname, like "Dumbo Bob."

[TenBenny]

Bob Woodward's book is gonna fuck Donnie in the ass so hard he'll be walking like a duck for a year.

The White House said it's "full of fabrications." Spanky will soon deride him and come up with a childish nickname, like "Dumbo Bob."

No doubt. Trump is a lunatic. Just listen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW5B_1OafO0

[NeverSurrender]

Well, I guess the election's not rigged.

What a sad day. A female friend of mine was just telling me minutes ago how devastated she is about these results. And she's not the first to tell me this. The results have highlighted a terrible truth about America's misogyny and just how deep it runs. And on top of that, it was partially women that were in on selling out their own. Let that sink in. It's truly depressing.

But I digress. What's the clock like on this? Thinking about the future, how quickly does President Trump have to deliver some results? I'm figuring that surely his supporters are not patient people.

Who the fuck raised you?

[Danzig in the Dark]

Well, I guess the election's not rigged.

What a sad day. A female friend of mine was just telling me minutes ago how devastated she is about these results. And she's not the first to tell me this. The results have highlighted a terrible truth about America's misogyny and just how deep it runs. And on top of that, it was partially women that were in on selling out their own. Let that sink in. It's truly depressing.

But I digress. What's the clock like on this? Thinking about the future, how quickly does President Trump have to deliver some results? I'm figuring that surely his supporters are not patient people.

Who the fuck raised you?

Not some asshole mad at Jeezuz because his thoughts and prayers didn't make his foot fetish go away.

[TenBenny]

Well, I guess the election's not rigged.

What a sad day. A female friend of mine was just telling me minutes ago how devastated she is about these results. And she's not the first to tell me this. The results have highlighted a terrible truth about America's misogyny and just how deep it runs. And on top of that, it was partially women that were in on selling out their own. Let that sink in. It's truly depressing.

But I digress. What's the clock like on this? Thinking about the future, how quickly does President Trump have to deliver some results? I'm figuring that surely his supporters are not patient people.

Who the fuck raised you?

You went back two years looking for some comment to troll me with. I'm not the one with the mental issues, pal.

[Turner Coates]

Trump Says Bob Woodward Has A Lot Of Credibility Problems
https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/04/trum ... -problems/

“It’s just another bad book. He’s had a lot of credibility problems,” Trump declared, adding, “I probably would have preferred to speak to him, but maybe not. I think it probably wouldn’t have made a difference in the book. He wanted to write the book a certain way.”

“It’s just nasty stuff. I never spoke to him. Maybe I wasn’t given messages that he called. I probably would have spoken to him if he’d called, if he’d gotten through. For some reason I didn’t get messages on it.”

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He hasn't read the book yet and never will. He's heard bits and pieces on TV news; more than his "advisers" are willing to tell him. Tonight's Fox News prime time should crank up his up blood temp to full boil.

[TenBenny]

Trump Says Bob Woodward Has A Lot Of Credibility Problems
https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/04/trum ... -problems/

“It’s just another bad book. He’s had a lot of credibility problems,” Trump declared, adding, “I probably would have preferred to speak to him, but maybe not. I think it probably wouldn’t have made a difference in the book. He wanted to write the book a certain way.”

“It’s just nasty stuff. I never spoke to him. Maybe I wasn’t given messages that he called. I probably would have spoken to him if he’d called, if he’d gotten through. For some reason I didn’t get messages on it.”

..............................................
He hasn't read the book yet and never will. He's heard bits and pieces on TV news; more than his "advisers" are willing to tell him. Tonight's Fox News prime time should crank up his up blood temp to full boil.

Which means everything in the book is true. LMAO at Trump saying the respected journalist who helped take down Nixon has credibility problems. Trump wasn't even respected in his *chosen* field of real estate.

[vlad]

Trump Says Bob Woodward Has A Lot Of Credibility Problems
https://dailycaller.com/2018/09/04/trum ... -problems/

“It’s just another bad book. He’s had a lot of credibility problems,” Trump declared, adding, “I probably would have preferred to speak to him, but maybe not. I think it probably wouldn’t have made a difference in the book. He wanted to write the book a certain way.”

“It’s just nasty stuff. I never spoke to him. Maybe I wasn’t given messages that he called. I probably would have spoken to him if he’d called, if he’d gotten through. For some reason I didn’t get messages on it.”

..............................................
He hasn't read the book yet and never will. He's heard bits and pieces on TV news; more than his "advisers" are willing to tell him. Tonight's Fox News prime time should crank up his up blood temp to full boil.

You know there's always a tweet.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 6196188160

Only the Obama WH can get away with attacking Bob Woodward.

12:04 PM - 1 Mar 2013

[exitflagger]

Trump Says Bob Woodward Has A Lot Of Credibility Problems

Man all those double pulitzer prize winners are such lowlifes.

[milk-milk-lemonade]

"This book is nothing more than fabricated stories, many by former disgruntled employees, told to make the President look bad," White House press secretary Sarah Sanders said. "While it is not always pretty, and rare that the press actually covers it, President Trump has broken through the bureaucratic process to deliver unprecedented successes for the American people. Sometimes it is unconventional, but he always gets results."

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Mueller's a master poker player who never gives his game away. And it's freaking the shit out of Donnie and Rudy.

Still laughing every time I see this at the top of the page .

[whammybar]

Trump suggests protesting should be illegal

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... story.html

“I don’t know why they don’t take care of a situation like that,” Trump said. “I think it’s embarrassing for the country to allow protesters. You don’t even know what side the protesters are on.”

He added: “In the old days, we used to throw them out. Today, I guess they just keep screaming.”

[exitflagger]

I'll bet Trump watches footage of the Kent State 1970 incident and longs for the good old days when you could cap a few annoying "haters" and all that happens is Neil Young writes a pissy little song about it.

#MAGA

[TenBenny]

I'll bet Trump watches footage of the Kent State 1970 incident and longs for the good old days when you could cap a few annoying "haters" and all that happens is Neil Young writes a pissy little song about it.

#MAGA

I'm sure he does. Remember him telling the NYPD to use *more* force? Maybe not be so gentle with the heads of perps when easing them into the squad cars?

[Turner Coates]

Michael Moore Plays His Trump Card: A New Movie
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/featu ... sm-1139176

Fahrenheit 11/9 is his attempt to fully understand the forces that fueled Trump's rise. Moore, being a humorist at heart, can't resist starting with a mordant joke or two. Yes, he acknowledges factors like Russian President Vladimir Putin and former FBI head James Comey, but asserts that the person most responsible for the Trump presidency is … Gwen Stefani. "You hadn't heard that before, have you?" Moore asks, delighted with the audacity of the claim.

Moore posits that when Trump realized Stefani's performance fees as a coach on The Voice were larger than his own on The Apprentice, he staged his now-infamous Trump Tower campaign announcement to prove his popularity to NBC, which aired both shows. Says Moore, "He'd been talking about running for president since 1988, but he didn't really want to be president. There's no penthouse in the White House. And he doesn't want to live in a black city. He was trying to pit NBC against another network, but it just went off the rails." After Trump's accusation that Mexico was sending rapists across the border, NBC cut ties with him. But Trump, suddenly finding himself cheered on by massive crowds and an indulgent media, figured why not make a serious run for the highest office in the land?

[Chip Z'Hoy]

Michael Moore Plays His Trump Card: A New Movie

[eddie lee roth]

My current version of hell on earth would be being forced to sit down and watch any of the 24 hour news networks while all this Supreme Court nomine hearing shit is going on.