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Post by Turner Coates » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:24 pm

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Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Sun Feb 25, 2018 4:53 pm

Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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milk-milk-lemonade wrote: Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit

:lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html
"It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they salute. Every one of them. They love what I've done."
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Re: Dump Shithole

Post by risingfarce » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:27 pm

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milk-milk-lemonade wrote: Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit

:lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html
"It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they salute. Every one of them. They love what I've done."

Fucking draft dodger.

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Post by Turner Coates » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:32 pm

"We'll have a parade with military women at a later time, like a warmer month, so they can take off their coats and we can see their goods."
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Re: Dump Shithole

Post by vlad » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:33 pm

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milk-milk-lemonade wrote: Trump says military parade would be great for country's spirit

:lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/25/politics ... index.html
"It will give all the military guys a chance to show their love for America by saluting their president, and boy, will they salute. Every one of them. They love what I've done."
He really is clueless. Of course they will salute, because they always do, it's part of the job whether they want to or not.

And the military already showed their love for America by signing up in the first place. But that's something the puffed up meatbag Cadet Bonespurs wouldn't know anything about.
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Post by Turner Coates » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:38 pm

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He really is clueless. Of course they will salute, because they always do, it's part of the job whether they want to or not.
Oh god. I made up the quote, thinking that it was mucho ridiculoso. I guess it's not too far off the mark.
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He really is clueless. Of course they will salute, because they always do, it's part of the job whether they want to or not.
Oh god. I made up the quote, thinking that it was mucho ridiculoso. I guess it's not too far off the mark.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd say you captured him perfectly.

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Post by TenBenny » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:30 pm

On top of everything else related to the Parkland shootings, asshole president is now using a photo of a shooting victim to grift people for more "re-election campaign donations."

There's really no end to this family's depravity.

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Post by Luminiferous » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:35 pm

So will that yuuuuuuge Veteran's day parade cancel out the one's that certain cities have every year already?
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Post by Turner Coates » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:53 pm

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Ivanka Trump is returning from her massively successful visit to the Winter Olympics in Korea. She will brief her father on the trip. Millions of Americans are awaiting on Trump to tweet about it, so they will know whether or not he thinks Americans should dine on their pets. In any case, they are ready to honor his decision.
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Post by vlad » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:41 am

"I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."
Cadet Bonespurs.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... f655f4fc0d
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Post by exitflagger » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:38 am

Honestly if you tried to create a fictional villain for a book, movie, TV show, etc., that did and said the things Donald does, it wouldn't get past editing because the character wouldn't be believable enough. He would come across as too over the top.

It would be like "NOBODY is this much of a douchebag. The audience is never going to buy this..."
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Post by poisonheart » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:24 pm

vlad wrote:
"I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."
Cadet Bonespurs.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... f655f4fc0d
Gunshots? To the TrumpMobile!

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poisonheart wrote: Gunshots? To the TrumpMobile!
"While everyone is distracted, I'll check out the cafeteria to see if there's any chocolate cake!"
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Post by TenBenny » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:08 pm

A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.
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Some doubt Trump would have rushed in
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Ivanka Trump Pulls the Daughter Card When Asked About Her Father’s Sexual Assault Allegations
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Ivanka chastised NBC’s Peter Alexander for asking whether she believes her father’s accusers, referring to the 16 women who alleged that he engaged in non-consensual sexual conduct (it is the president’s and White House’s position that all the women are lying). Ivanka, the senior adviser and assistant to the president said, “I think it is a pretty inappropriate question to ask a daughter if she believes the accusers of her father when he has affirmatively stated that there is no truth to it. I don’t think that’s a question you would ask many other daughters. I believe my father, I know my father. So I think I have that right as a daughter to believe my father.”

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Post by TenBenny » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:32 pm

So Trump would help threatened children in a school when he wouldn't even help a bleeding old man dying on the ground?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time- ... ont-of-him
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TenBenny wrote:So Trump would help threatened children in a school when he wouldn't even help a bleeding old man dying on the ground?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time- ... ont-of-him
“I was saying, ‘Get that blood cleaned up! It’s disgusting!’ The next day, I forgot to call [the man] to say he’s OK,” said Trump, adding of the blood, “It’s just not my thing.”
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Post by TenBenny » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:33 pm

Trump and Melania are walking a very fine line here. So... they now say they support the student protestors? But I guess not enough to actually hear them (despite what Trump wrote on a cheat sheet) and get guns away from schools, pass legislative reform and get NRA money out of government.

This public stance feels like some sort of attempt at misdirection. Creating a sense of confusion. Like that episode of "Seinfeld" where George Costanza's boss notices him (pretend) using a cane on the wrong side and then Costanza tries to confuse him as to what he had seen. Do they really believe students are going to fall for that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVRD7A7PiG4
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US Lifeguards To Carry Sharks, To Protect Beachgoers From Future Shark Attacks
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Donald Trump has proposed radical new measures that would see lifeguards on US beaches carrying live sharks, in an attempt to limit the number of deaths caused by sharks.

35 people have died of shark attacks on US beaches, a number that could have been reduced to zero had staff been trained to carry and use sharks, the President said.

“Last year a young teenager tragically died in California after being bitten by a shark. He was defenceless. Imagine how different it might have been if the lifeguard on duty was armed with a shark”.

The National Shark Association (NSA), a group that advocates for the rights for Americans to bear sharks, said it would fight any attempts to control shark ownership. “The only way to stop a bad guy with a shark is with a good guy with a shark,” a spokesperson said. He said that shark attacks were a mental health issue.

Meanwhile, other groups have called for shark ownership to be restricted to smaller sharks, with more dangerous great white sharks to be outlawed.

A beach town in Texas is considering legislation that would require all beachgoers to carry a shark at all times.
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Post by Luminiferous » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:30 pm

TenBenny wrote:A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.
Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere.. :lol:
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:34 pm

Luminiferous wrote:
TenBenny wrote:A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.
Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere.. :lol:
Oh he'd run alright, in the other direction while ducking as low as physically possible. While pushing aside those in his way.
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Post by TenBenny » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:39 pm

Pierce Foreskin wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
TenBenny wrote:A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.
Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere.. :lol:
Oh he'd run alright, in the other direction while ducking as low as physically possible. While pushing aside those in his way.
I'm sure Mr. G20 Summit Golf Cart wouldn't get past the front steps of the school before he started wheezing.
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Post by risingfarce » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:53 pm

Pierce Foreskin wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
TenBenny wrote:A five-time military deferment champion says he would have, even if unarmed, run heroically into a school being massacred by an assault rifle-wielding shooter. Sure, that logic checks out.
Moggio Huckabee Sanders attempted to run damage control regarding that statement...

“I think he was just stating that as a leader he would’ve stepped in and hopefully been able to help,” Sanders said. “He was saying he would be a leader and would want to take a courageous action.”

When in fact everyone with an IQ above a chickpea knew EXACTLY what he meant with that claim, trying to convince his followers he's some bulletproof Rambo who'd lead the charge like Ped Nugent in a petting zoo hunt...

Funny thing is that people actually believe that the lardass that waited for a golf cart while other world leaders walked to the G7 group photo would run anywhere.. :lol:
Oh he'd run alright, in the other direction while ducking as low as physically possible. While pushing aside those in his way.
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