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Re: RIP Machado

Post by eddie lee roth » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:59 am

cantstopthemusic wrote:He's still posting as Gazpacho.
I gotta say I'm sorta amazed that you're still here.

I don't want to see any pictures please but you must have a big fucking set of balls.

We've seen you eating out some huge hefer that you hooked up with on some creepy ass website and filming it too for people to see eww gross.

You post on here as if guys having sex with other guys is some despicable act but yet your profile on ewwgrossnoway.com says you're up for sex with anybody male included and even advertise it by posting a picture of your butt all clenched up.

You argue with everybody over anything you can't even correct somebody over something simple without coming across as hateful with your remarks.

There is nobody on here who would consider you a friend yet through all that you're still here.

I even see you posting to other guys on here gay slurs and remarking on females as fat, ugly, blah blah blah when we all recall that sick video.

It's truly mind boggling to me that you would still be here and continue posting as if all that history that we know about you never happened.

You're like a cockroach I can't think of any other way to put it.

And you can't get on to me as just being another hater who always argues with you either because I don't look it up if you don't believe me.

I have to give it up to you you're a true assholes asshole.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Gazpacho » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:03 am

cantstopthemusic wrote:He's still posting as Gazpacho.
Y'all cum?
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Chaz » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:09 am

Bair Hand wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Bair Hand wrote:...all because Chip fell into his trap & felt like a dummy. :lol:
I think you got that backwards, genius.
not really. you tripped & fell in - got red in the face and cried & stomped relentlessly til you got what you wanted. a banning.
it's okay, i mean, i should thank you for the entertainment - but i won't. :lol:

i have nothing more to say on the subject - rest easy.
You can cut the sexual tension between the two of you with a knife.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Danzig in the Dark » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:58 am

cantstopthemusic wrote:He's still posting as Gazpacho.
You're 10 times the welching question dodger Machoado was. You're next. :wink:
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Drunken Little Elf » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:24 pm

eddie lee roth wrote:ewwgrossnoway.com
:lol: :lol: :lol: Not sure why I found this part so funny, but the whole thing was gold.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by grishnak boss » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:48 pm

eddie lee roth wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:I'm gonna miss his big brown cock

You're like a cockroach I can't think of any other way to put it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Turner Coates » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:55 pm

Danzig in the Dark wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:He's still posting as Gazpacho.
You're 10 times the welching question dodger Machoado was. You're next. :wink:

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This is the jabber of a chimpanzee
The motion of your mouth looks much the same to me
The differentiation might be hard to see
But this is crapola...this is shinola
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:34 pm

eddie lee roth wrote:you're up for sex with anybody male included and even advertise it by posting a picture of your butt all clenched up.
Not me. Sounds like you're fantasizing again.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:38 pm

grishnap wrote:I'm gonna miss his big brown cock
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Mojo » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:47 pm

cantstopthemusic wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:you're up for sex with anybody male included and even advertise it by posting a picture of your butt all clenched up.
Not me. Sounds like you're fantasizing again.
Typical. Couldn't care less if someone calls you racist, bigoted, misogynistic, hateful, or wretched. But if someone calls you gay, of all the things to be ashamed of, you get butthurt.

We all saw your bicuruous page. We all saw the comments of the gay guy whose friend requested you accepted. You're a geriatric, racist, misogynistic, homo. Be you.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:03 pm

Mojo wrote:We all saw your bicuruous page. We all saw the comments of the gay guy whose friend requested you accepted.
No, you saw no such thing. More of your fantasizing.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Mojo » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:23 pm

cantstopthemusic wrote:
Mojo wrote:We all saw your bicuruous page. We all saw the comments of the gay guy whose friend requested you accepted.
No, you saw no such thing. More of your fantasizing.
Was Aussieboi, or whatever his name was, a gentle lover? Y'all cum? He was obviously into the grandpa/grandson thing. Nice of you to indulge him.
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Re: RIP Machado

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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:12 pm

Awwww, look who's looking for attention .... again.

Those things you listed all apply to you - more so than me.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by Mojo » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:16 pm

cantstopthemusic wrote:Awwww, look who's looking for attention .... again.

Those things you listed all apply to you - more so than me.
When you were building the pyramids, did you have to wait until nights to suck dicks or did they let you take a few dick-sucking breaks throughout the day?
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by BlackCrypt » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:28 pm

cantstopthemusic wrote:Awwww, look who's looking for attention .... again.

Those things you listed all apply to you - more so than me.
As the great poets Rachel and Snake once penned..

"Your jokes ain't funny and there's nothin' you say that I want to hear. The sound of the door slammin' your ass out is music to my ears."

I think you know the rest.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:51 pm

Labatt wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:Awwww, look who's looking for attention .... again.

Those things you listed all apply to you - more so than me.
Really? I'm not ancient like you
Do tell, old-timer.
Labatt wrote:My apologies for getting this thread off track.

I am still retired, collecting my pension. Machado is still collecting cans along the highway. That is all.

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Re: RIP Machado

Post by BlackCrypt » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:03 pm

Grendel wrote:Where is the clench picture and the video Gums McCreepicuddy going to town on the freak in the mask?
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:18 pm

Labatt wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Labatt wrote: Really? I'm not ancient like you
Do tell, old-timer.
Labatt wrote:My apologies for getting this thread off track.

I am still retired, collecting my pension. Machado is still collecting cans along the highway. That is all.

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No problem! I started working in corrections when I was 18. We could retire with full benefits at 25 years, to which I Did.!
So, you're a 43+ year old unemployed loser, now.

Congrats, I guess.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by poisonheart » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:04 pm

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Re: RIP Machado

Post by cantstopthemusic » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:27 pm

Labatt wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Labatt wrote:
You're obviously over 50, probably pushing 60
Only thing in your listed litany that has any basis in fact. Great job, Kreskin.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by poisonheart » Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:36 pm

cantstopthemusic wrote: Only thing in your listed litany that has any basis in fact. Great job, Kreskin.
Forgot one, Mr. Tragic Fingers.
Labatt wrote:photographs of their clenched butt cheeks
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by TawnyVonJagger » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:31 pm

Labatt wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
Labatt wrote:
No problem! I started working in corrections when I was 18. We could retire with full benefits at 25 years, to which I Did.!
So, you're a 43+ year old unemployed loser, now.

Congrats, I guess.
I'm retired you fucking idiot. I collect a pension every month, how fucking stupid can you be, let's see shall we!

What is your claim to fame can'tstop? You're obviously over 50, probably pushing 60+ What is your goal in life? You've been called out on your political postings to which you have never responded to. You are of the age where you should have been married for quite some time, with a child in college, or recently graduated but yet that's not the case. You prowl adult websites for sex with unattractive women, why is that? Can you not have an emotional relationship with a female? Do you view women solely as a physical release? That's sad. You have no quality redeeming values as a human being. Seriously, who at your age would take photographs of their clenched butt cheeks, not to mention that tongue pic? Seriously, what's the story on that? Bottom line, you're just a sad person, incapable of having an intellectual relationship with anybody.
His claim to fame (aside from eating out manatees :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ) is flying out much younger women only to be rejected for someone else. SAD!
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by AcillateM » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:10 am

Olds_71_442 wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
grishnak boss wrote::lol:

now the only frijolero left is PrOstituta, right?...dang
Why joo always gotta be forgetting Sleazyrocker?
I think AcillitateM, or something like that, as well.

Sorry...I take that back. I just looked up what frijolero meant.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by RPB » Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:26 pm

AcillitateM!!!!!!
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by AcillateM » Sun Oct 15, 2017 5:58 am

:mrgreen:
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Mexicans don't swoon. They go "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa¡ ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!"
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by grishnak boss » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:14 am

donde te metes you illegal drogadicto!!!
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by AcillateM » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:17 am

grishnak boss wrote:donde te metes you illegal drogadicto!!!

You can't keep us all out.... found my way back ese!! :lol:
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by RPB » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:36 am

I thought it was just for my birthday. I see how it is.
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Re: RIP Machado

Post by eddie lee roth » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:44 am

I miss Machado and wouldn’t mind it at all if he was allowed back. People like Tym are just stupid but at least Machado was smart enough to throw some humor on top of his stupidity.

Whenever I’m abusing a toilet with explosive diarrhea I think of Machado and that takes a special kind of stupid to do that. You don’t just come into contact with that kind of stupid everyday.
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