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How old were you when your parents split?

Post by milk-milk-lemonade » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:24 am

I was around 3 or 4. Apparently, dad had a hard time keeping his dick out of other women's vaginas. My parents were on the verge of getting back together, when he had a motorcycle accident. Which left him with permanent brain damage & in a wheelchair. He lived out the rest of his days (16yrs) in a nursing home.

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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Olds_71_442 » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:26 am

My Dad passed away from a brain tumour when I was 15. They were still together and probably would have always been together as they both loved each other a lot. My Mom remarried in 1998 and about half the time calls him by my Dad's name.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by CHA0S » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:32 am

My parents were together for about 40 years, when suddenly my mother became paranoid of him and believed that he had been trying to kill her for the last ten years. She kicked him out, and she still thinks he's stalking her though he lives several hours away. (Other than that, she's completely normal though.)
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by SanityClause » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:43 am

2yrs old.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Charles Bukaki » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:58 am

I was 20 and it sucked. Not that they were getting divorced, I could see that coming for years, but one of the two naturally assumed I'd be on their side, while I was basically trying to stay neutral and it got pretty ugly between us for a while. It was assumed that since I was the oldest and my three younger brothers had to choose which parent to live with that my opinion on the matter would make a difference. It's been 25 years and I'm still bitter about it.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Mojo » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:08 am

2. Dad took off.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Chip Z'Hoy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:31 am

Mojo wrote:2. Dad took off.
A lot of dads struggle with having gay sons. It's not your fault.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Danzig in the Dark » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:34 am

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Mojo wrote:2. Dad took off.
A lot of dads struggle with having gay sons. It's not your fault.
His dad didn't put up much of a struggle.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by VoiVod13 » Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:55 am

Two. Don't have a single memory of them together and for the life of me could NEVER picture them together. Total opposites is beyond putting it mildly.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Mojo » Sun Oct 15, 2017 12:01 pm

Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Mojo wrote:2. Dad took off.
A lot of dads struggle with having gay sons. It's not your fault.
Yep. Even at two, I let him suck my dick.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by exitflagger » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:25 pm

Mojo wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Mojo wrote:2. Dad took off.
A lot of dads struggle with having gay sons. It's not your fault.
Yep. Even at two, I let him suck my dick.
Correct move. Your dad gives amazing head.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Charles Bukaki » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:33 pm

exitflagger wrote:
Mojo wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: A lot of dads struggle with having gay sons. It's not your fault.
Yep. Even at two, I let him suck my dick.
Correct move. Your dad gives amazing head.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Mojo » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:37 pm

exitflagger wrote:
Mojo wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote: A lot of dads struggle with having gay sons. It's not your fault.
Yep. Even at two, I let him suck my dick.
Correct move. Your dad gives amazing head.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by Gazpacho » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:38 pm

My father died of a brain aneurysm when he was 46, I was 17.
Totally unexpected.
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Post by DemonFilth2001 » Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:09 pm

Parents are still together. I did leave my wife when my kids were 10 and 12. She started turning into her mom (psycho). According to the kids (and occasional calls and texts I get), she's now worse than her mom ever was.
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Post by eddie lee roth » Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:14 pm

Never did I had parents you could be proud of and then you count me also as another reason to stay married because everybody was in love with my cute little self.
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Post by TawnyVonJagger » Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:55 pm

I was 4. My parents were serial marriers. I was the product of the 2nd marriage of each. Dad = 4 total marriages (he stayed with my 2nd stepmom until he died in 06, was married for 24 years) and my mom married 5 times (longest was her 4th, for 20 years, she left when he cheated.)
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Post by LadyJaneGrey » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:33 pm

I was 7 .....my dad was killed in a car accident. I'd like to think that they'd still be together had he survived, but I guess you never know.
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Post by tapsmiled » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:37 pm

Six. I remember it like it was yesterday. I helped put my dad’s suitcase in his trunk, having no idea, at the time, what was happening.
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Post by Blizzard of Cos » Sun Oct 15, 2017 4:38 pm

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Post by theglammerthebetter » Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:38 pm

I was in my early 30's when they divorced havent returned to my dads place since then he's not welcome at my place either he calls a few times a year we talk for like 30 seconds, if i meet him at random place like the bank i will say hi and how is it going and thats it really, still super close with my mom
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Post by Chip Z'Hoy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 6:42 pm

theglammerthebetter wrote:I was in my early 30's when they divorced havent returned to my dads place since then he's not welcome at my place either he calls a few times a year we talk for like 30 seconds, if i meet him at random place like the bank i will say hi and how is it going and thats it really, still super close with my mom
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by ratt_gang_member » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:43 pm

I lost my mom to cancer when I was 14. My parents had been married for 30 years. Not sure if they would still be married. My mom was pretty unhappy...but I guess she stuck with it for her children.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by RPB » Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:49 pm

Lost my dad in 2012. They'd been married 49 years or so. They'd have been together forever, the generation that put up with everything forever and we're content regardless of being sick of seeing each other's face.
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Post by Pierce Foreskin » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:36 am

My "dad" left for parts unknown when I was still in utero.
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Post by SanityClause » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:00 am

VoiVod13 wrote:Two. Don't have a single memory of them together and for the life of me could NEVER picture them together. Total opposites is beyond putting it mildly.
Know that feeling all too well.
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Re: How old were you when your parents split?

Post by U-94 » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:44 am

14 or 15 official split up but Dad always had side pieces my whole life, mom was that blissfully ignorant 50s style mom more concerned with picking out new paint or wallpaper. I didn't care then and when I moved away at 17, I was completely busied with my own life. Can't really hold it against my father or any other father, expecting a man to fuck one woman forever is psychotic. I'd never embarrass myself with the whole charade of lying in front of friends and family.
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Post by GreatWhiteSnake » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:09 am

2 years old...
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Post by Love_Industry » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:10 am

Three. He walked out and neither of us ever saw him again. I just remember him as someone mom hated. Partly because he walked out on her (as she thinks, at least one friend disagrees) without warning, and partly because he is, or at least was, much more successful than her or my stepfather.
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Post by SebastianLeeDanzig » Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:33 am

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